BNHA Hero/Villain OC 21+ Mun and Muse, NSFW themes present
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@lifeblccd
BNHA Hero/Villain OC 21+ Mun and Muse, NSFW themes present
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These are dirt cheap commissions I will be doing. I will do head shots + RP icons for a minimum of 1USD. Extra pay is very appreciated (a tip) but not needed. I will do a half body and full body for minimum of 2$ per one. Once again, tip appreciated, but not needed. For these commissions, just give me a characters and I will draw it. Please don’t be too specific, some is okay but too much I cannot do yet. Commissions take time to do, and I work full time. I WILL DO: Canon characters, furries, anthro, animals, OCs of any kind (must have ref. No face claims.) Will NOT do: Fetishes, heavy mech (I will attempt, but might not be able to do.) NSFW of any kind, ship arts, more than one character. Any questions? Ask away! I DO do prints. I have a printer and can print out stickers and a print sheet if you want it. Though it will cost extra for paper and shipping! If you want a sticker sheet you must tell me. Those I will do more than one character for. Paypal only, and I only ship to the US unless you really want to pay extra.
mortetm:
“ well of course , i need someone to record it , after all . and i don’t think it will be that much of a fight , anyway . plus ! we can then afterwards get something to eat ! “
“Oooh okay! But uh... who is it? Not someone well-known to us?”
knifelizard:
@lifeblccd / from here !!
“ wait really ? it does ? ” he turns around to look behind him, completely dumbstruck by this news, but…… oh, a lot of things make sense now. huh. that’s why he could never get away with things as a kid. “ well shit. ” he’d be disappointed, but he’s honestly more amused by the whole thing. he catches the sock, gives her a look, and then shrugs and slips it on. he turns a little again, showing it off with an amused expression. “ yeah ? how do i look ? ”
The small yellow sock doesn’t match his colour scheme as much as a nice green or red one would, but it still looks cute and silly enough to draw a smile from her. “I think we’ve found you a new look! It might not hide your little tail wiggles, but at least you might be able to charm people enough to get away with it.” Melanie pulls the bundled-up fabric of her jumper from around her mouth with a giggle. “You should tell a lie to test it out.”
imagine santa as a biblical angel, coming down your chimney and giving you gifts and you cant see him while you're awake bc humans can't comprehend the sight of angels.
“I hope he’s one of the cool angels with a bunch of eyes and feathers. You know, the ones that look like nightmares? I wanna experience that kind of divine fear at least once in my life.”
Santa is a brand mascot for Coca Cola and unless you worship our corporate overlords, he shouldnt be considered a biblical figure.
“Ew, fuck capitalism and society in general. I’ll be someone else’s ho... sorry Santa.”
“Is Santa a biblical figure? I wouldn’t mind being his Ho Ho Hoe.”
mortetm:
“ … i like your way of thinking . free tonight ? wouldn’t want you missing the fun . “
“I would never.. Did you have someone specific in mind? Just know I’m no good to you when it comes to actually fighting but, I’ll cheer you on from a safe distance.”
mortetm:
FROM HERE .
“ yeah , but it gives me a headache just listening to them . “ // @lifeblccd .
“So kill them. They’ve already enjoyed their youth by the time they hit boomer age anyway.”
“The best thing about heroes is that eventually they all die.”
( mortetm ) “What is it with boomers and golden oreos?”
meme -- accepting!
“Who fucking knows. These are the same people who think chocolate milk has v-chips in it. You’ll go insane if you try to reason with them.”
@mortetm
“For legal reasons, this is a joke, don’t get up.” / knifelizard
meme -- accepting!
“Did you know that the tip of your tail wiggles a little when you tell a lie? I wasn’t gonna get up because I knew you weren’t hurt, your tail gave you away. Maybe try a tiny sock?”
Pulls off one of her socks and tosses it towards him. “Kinda cute.”
@knifelizard
“I had to barricade my bedroom so she’d stop being an asshole.”
meme -- accepting!
“Surprise, bitch.” She takes no issue with interrupting what’s probably a very important phone call. Barricade didn’t last long--
“Bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”
@witheredtodust
“See, the difference is you were having a medical emergency. I was being a stupid bitch.”
meme -- accepting!
“You’re right - I no longer feel sorry for you.” The bloodied mark around her neck and throat slowly healed, but not before she whacked Dabi across the back of the head with the thick leather wire.
“Next time you get freaky with yourself, you should let me watch. Just in case of another medical emergency.”
@vnguard
“She dumped rice everywhere!”
meme -- accepting!
“Blame the person who told her that THIS is how she could befriend wild pigeons. Actually, the fact that you’re more concerned about the floor being covered in rice than you are about the twenty dead birds strewn across the bar is ... troubling.”
@dcay
“I got milk and $100 worth of pants.”
meme -- accepting!
“Perfect - that’s everything we need to start a livestream of you downing spoiled milk until you repeatedly shit yourself.” She starts gathering the multiple trousers’, laying them out side by side. After that, she’s thinking they should place the milk outside in the heat to let it go bad faster.
“It’s what the youth of today is into, Twice. You’ll be a global TikTok sensation.”
@2s-a-crowd
this is a list of out of context things myself, a twenty two year old transmasc person, and my roommate, a twenty year old lesbian, have said in our first year of living together. enjoy — and we’ll see you in a year for season 2.
ADJUST AS NEEDED. REMEMBER TO SPECIFY MUSE TO MULTIS.
“Don’t box jump onto the stove!”
“She’s got the fucking zoomies and it’s pissing me off.”
“I got milk and $100 worth of pants.”
“Oh for fucks sake.”
“She dumped rice everywhere!”
“Your meow sounds like R2-D2 screaming.”
“Don’t kill my dreams!”
“I had to barricade my bedroom so she’d stop being an asshole.”
“Did you lift the blinds in my room or is the ghost messing with us again?”
“When did we buy swiss rolls?”
“WOULDN’T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER — ”
“Am I just eating thai food and ruining their night?”
“You cause sadness, you don’t get chips!”
“We went through a wormhole and I don’t enjoy it.”
“Jesus is not a himbo.”
“Common sense nationality.”
“Stop rubbing your lips on flannel.”
“No, I’m good, I’m a married man.”
“I don’t enjoy touching her nipples.”
“I got one patty and no cheese; ketchup, onion only! Bullshit!”
“That shit came out crispy and delicious.”
“I punched you in the face once; just the one time!”
“Oh my god, we live in the ‘hood.”
“Even Sweden can’t wash out the taste of betrayal.”
“We shouldn’t be allowed out before noon.”
“I’m eating soup at one in the morning.”
“I’m not nodding back at you, fuck you.”
“Save the turtles, put grilled cheese directly in pocket.”
“Why does the outback forsake me?”
“Tiddies out for the phoenix.”
“I hear you laughing, you goblin!”
“Get your fucking dairy out of my room!”
“It’s okay to misgender trespassers!”
“10,000 lakes — one for every witch!”
“Then make it not sweaty!”
“See, the difference is you were having a medical emergency. I was being a stupid bitch.”
“Fine! Keep your secrets, you sneaky cisgendered person!”
“Pave the roads! Pave the roads, Mr. Governor Man!”
“I apparently tried to deliriously order old 80s magazines last night.”
“I’ve never been killed by a hitman, but…”
“Is jelly an instrument of war?”
“I’m having fun being a crackhead.”
“You’re ruining the moment with your tiny penis!”
“Fifteen grams of protein?!”
“But Lake Michigan IS a thing!”
“Don’t ‘well, actually’ me about corn!”
“It’s Pride month! My iced coffee is leaking, that’s homophobic!”
“Don’t hold my hand and say the word ‘vagina.’”
“It’s not a secret, it’s on our website!”
“What is it with boomers and golden oreos?”
“I wouldn’t sign a lease with someone named Karen.”
“No one can play tuba that long! Well, except for maybe a tuba player!”
“That’s not correct, I’m just southern.”
“Garlic doesn’t grow in Ireland!”
“Tell me secrets at a 45 degree angle!”
“I’m blind now, I’m a blind man.”
“Call Julia Roberts!”
“I’m 4’7” on the inside.”
“Splash Mountain 2: Tiana Boogaloo.”
“It’s spelled: ‘B-O-O-G-O-O…wait.”
“Let me be competent in my mistake!”
“You can’t left turn here, you dumb, fucking cunt!”
“Jesus is my front license plate.”
“Are you going to drop a sick freestyle? Drop some bars, Lin Manuel Miranda!”
“Fuck the baby! Fuck the weed! Fuck the police!”
“Oh, to be devoured by a beast in pre-medieval Ireland.”
“Um, do you mean Rachel McAdams?”
“Where the fuck is Plymouth Rock?!”
“Oh yeah — and then she stabbed him!”
“She thinks he’s twelve mice in a french coat.”
“I’m not crying, it’s man sweat.”
“So, we’ll call up Seinfeld …”
“Loose Blister Skin. It’s like Slipknot, but better!”
“I love you, I love your credit score!”
“Tell that to the Ides of March!”
“Aaron Burr did not kill Adam Sandler.”
“For legal reasons, this is a joke, don’t get up.”
“You’ve lost your ‘Tangled’ privileges tonight.”
“Wendy’s has rats, but a man needs his spicy nuggets!”
“I did not run away, I was fighting for my life on the streets!”
“I’d give up cocaine for that rack.”
“It is my constitutional right to go to Indiana!”