Misquotes

No context? No problem.

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No, you're gross. Feet are fine.

Aaron

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We must not discriminate when feeding kangaroo meat to whales.

Daniel

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I have a twinkie and a severed arm in my backpack.

Tristan

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Whatever you do, don't drop the subscripts!

Robert

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If you want a synthesizer, you might as well just get a crazy dog.

Sofia

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So, instead of trying to lift an elephant, you're only trying to lift a hippo.

Alex J.

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Oh no! A rogue falafel!

Corey

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I can make anybody photogenic except fat people.

Shannon

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"When you get to the end of this class, you are going to feel like you didn't learn a lot"

Dr. Lee

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Sometimes you just gotta indulge in a Pop-Tart.

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"You live off of sourdough!"

Alexa

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"A baby! Let's catch him!"

Ewan

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I was peed to eat biscuits and gravy!

Shelby

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I have zest and tenacity you could never imagine.

Salvatore

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Dang it! Stupid skirt! You stole my spot!

Shelby

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I missed your hips

Wes

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You feel way different than a girl.

Wes