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Is the lifting community even still active? I literally forgot I had this blog until I saw people joking about the community on Reddit lmfao. I thought about deleting since I don't lift anymore (2 times getting caught plus I'm not in much of a position anymore where I need to steal) but it's got a lot of info still.

The loss prevention sub reddit is so fucking funny it got me to log back into this account. Imagine calling people “homemade lawyers” when you’re literally a fucking wannabe homemade cop lmfao. Imagine being proud of throwing someone to the ground and putting a knee in their back to prevent a small theft for a shit corporation lmao. This is legit embarrassing I can’t even believe people think like this lmfao

I was sad today so I stole a chunk of all natural never touched by human hands honeycomb from my grocery store and turns out honey comb has the absolute worst texture ever so that was a waste

At least it melts instantly in tea I guess

Damn my local grocery store was p empty earlier when I went so when I had to go back to get something I forgot I thought oh I could totally lift some fancy soap real quick. Nope. Every fucking person within a 50 mile radius was suddenly there shopping and I couldn’t even get to the thing I needed in the first place without being bumped into so I had to leave them behind on a shelf and I’m so mad!!! Oh well tho I guess I can just go back another time ugh

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I’m S C R E A M I N G we got inst@x cameras at my k0hlz and we just….. put them on the floor with no tags or spider wrap at all. We put loop tags on the film but it’s fucking cardboard so literally just tear the cardboard bit and you can steal the film I’m screaming. We put so many tags on every single possible thing but instead cameras just fuck it let people lift them lmao

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hunny you are playin the devil lifting at khöls

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i think she works at kohl’s and mentioned that their only LP can’t even walk he just waddles around lmfao

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Yes!! Lmfao but my k0hlz seems so easy to lift from like we really don’t have many cameras and so much shit on lower shelves and so many places you could conceal on the floor and no one ever actually checks the fitting rooms unless we’re incredibly busy and even then no one bothers until they get too full of left behind shit

And oh my god does he fucking waddle like I hate to sound so mean but!!! He’s literally round and he walks so slowly like when they said he’s the lp I genuinely almost laughed in their faces because it’s so ridiculous to think he’s our only lp?????

I’m S C R E A M I N G we got inst@x cameras at my k0hlz and we just..... put them on the floor with no tags or spider wrap at all. We put loop tags on the film but it’s fucking cardboard so literally just tear the cardboard bit and you can steal the film I’m screaming. We put so many tags on every single possible thing but instead cameras just fuck it let people lift them lmao

Wish me luck working retail on Black Friday! Thankfully I’m only working tonight (Wednesday) so get ready for opening on Thursday but I don’t work Thursday evening. I have to work Friday morning at 6 am and I’m not looking forward to it plus we’ll only have our whale op guy who can’t walk properly which means we’ll all get berated about keeping an eye out for shoplifters but frankly!!! I don’t care enough lmao!!! I know I’m not getting paid extra for being there on the worst retail day ever which is total bullshit for every company that demands we forego our own chances to shop and demands we put five times as much energy into a job than we usually would just because people are heathans.

So I’ve done a few walkouts at this grocery store, last time I was sussed. A security guard and lp were hounding me. They have cctv in the parking lot will they get my info from the license plate and call the police or send me mail??

They might, but it’s not very likely tbh. They’ll hang onto your license plate number so if they see you show up again they can call copsnto wait outside for you. I’d honestly stop doing walkouts for a while, at least a couple months if you can help it. Let them think you moved on after being sussed

Hey so I hate to do this lol but could anyone possibly spot me 10$ on PayPal so I can get a few loads of laundry done tonight? Didn’t realize a bill was due or that we had no clean clothes at all lol

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Holy shit so I’m really not one to fatshame being a big bitch myself, but like….. our only LP guy literally waddles. He is so massive he can only walk like five feet a minute and it’s genuinely almost funny watching him waddleshuffle around and realize that’s… that’s our loss prevention???? Our only loss prevention employee can’t even walk across the store fast enough to confront a lifter??? Much less attempt to chase at all????? It’s so SO SO fucking funny to me like god damn come to my Kohls and lift everything you want it’s not like anyone could fucking catch you. Literally all you’d have to do is park at one of the other 800 stores around us so our cameras don’t catch your license plate, and don’t conceal stupidly and you could walk out with 10k worth of shit

In other news a coworker went into a fitting room to clear out left behind clothes and found two pairs of jeans with the pockets absolutely STUFFED full of removed gator tags and I damn near lost it when she told me because I was nearby and she wanted to know if I spotted the person who recently walked out of the fitting rooms and like I honestly didn’t but also there was no way I was gonna tell her if I did lmao that shit is legendary I hope that bitch had a great day sorting through all her stolen goods if you lifted from a k0hlz in Texas HMU I was see that haul post

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He falls on shoplifters to catch them lol

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Alsjhfslajs im gonna piss my fucking pants

God I found out my k0hlz started selling those bars of soap with money inside them SO get your ass to one and lift the entire fucking display box babes!!

Holy shit so I’m really not one to fatshame being a big bitch myself, but like..... our only LP guy literally waddles. He is so massive he can only walk like five feet a minute and it’s genuinely almost funny watching him waddleshuffle around and realize that’s... that’s our loss prevention???? Our only loss prevention employee can’t even walk across the store fast enough to confront a lifter??? Much less attempt to chase at all????? It’s so SO SO fucking funny to me like god damn come to my Kohls and lift everything you want it’s not like anyone could fucking catch you. Literally all you’d have to do is park at one of the other 800 stores around us so our cameras don’t catch your license plate, and don’t conceal stupidly and you could walk out with 10k worth of shit

In other news a coworker went into a fitting room to clear out left behind clothes and found two pairs of jeans with the pockets absolutely STUFFED full of removed gator tags and I damn near lost it when she told me because I was nearby and she wanted to know if I spotted the person who recently walked out of the fitting rooms and like I honestly didn’t but also there was no way I was gonna tell her if I did lmao that shit is legendary I hope that bitch had a great day sorting through all her stolen goods if you lifted from a k0hlz in Texas HMU I was see that haul post

God so my k0hlz store has this cart for the shipping employees to use. They go around the store picking things up for mail out online orders, and they use this cart to package the items. This card includes one of the magnets used to remove hardtags. It can’t be removed (the ones at the registers can totally be removed fro mute counter and just carried away tho lmfao) but the spot we leave the cart at out on the floor has no cameras pointed towards it. It’s usually near the stockroom doors but like..... lmfao I can imagine at least one person at some point has used that cart to remove a tag on the floor so they could lift something. So next time you go to k0hlz see if you can’t find that cart somewhere and use it to remove your hardtags and see if you can’t like steal a magnet from the register lmao

I lifted at ulta today, stayed in the blind spots, wasn’t ‘harassed’ by any employees, but left the packaging because I wasn’t sure of security on them. I’m SO scared they’ll come after me! HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly unless you lifted like 5k worth of stuff, don’t worry about anyone actually coming after you. When someone finds that packaging, they might report it to lp who might then look back at the cameras and try to find who grabbed that item and walked to that area. If they manage to figure out it was you, they’ll try to pull a pic of your face and pass it around to employees. If someone manages to recognize you next time you come in, they might get lp to pull you aside and try to trick you into a confession. Unless they can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you did steal that item, never ever admit to anything ever. Demand to see the footage if need be and if they show it to you, insist it shows nothing. If you’re good at lifting, they won’t be able to prove you did it on camera footage alone and they know they wouldn’t be able to hold that in court and therefore probably won’t call the police. If you don’t confess, they can’t do a single thing otherwise the cops would’ve been the ones to stop you.

All of that aside tho, if you left packaging behind don’t go back for at least a month. If you do, don’t even look like you’re lifting. Don’t lift. Don’t lift for another two months I’d say just to be safe.

So my local grocery store started this new thing where you can do your shopping, and as you put items in your cart you can scan the barcode with their app on your phone, then go to self checkout and they have a machine that just scans your phone or connects to your app or whatever so you don’t even have to take the items out of your cart and scan them. There’s usually one or two associates by self checkout but they don’t seem to actually go through your cart and list. I’m gonna try to see if next time I go through self checkout and try to watch people who utilize the phone checkout and see how they’re handled but if they aren’t bothered at all I bet I could figure out a way to use it to lift groceries

God dammit I lifted some tiny makeup box because it said “the balm” on it and I assumed it was a little pot of lip balm. Turns out it’s actually eyeshadow and not even in a shade I care for much 😂😂

can you remove those sticky rfid tags in sephora without getting caught???

It really depends on your location. I’ve never lifted from Sephora I don’t think, and if so it was something I could pocket quickly. But follow the basics. Is it a busy store? Are there a lot of attentive SAs? How’s your blind spots? Can you do it quiet enough? You also need to remember that once you remove it, you have to get rid of it. And if the SAs start noticing multiple stuck to the same shelf or a bunch of products in that area suddenly have tags when they didn’t before or suddenly have two tags, they’ll start tracing you on the cameras.

I’ve never tangled with those much, except in large stores where there are plenty of places to stick them where they’ll never get found. But many people say you can poke them with a safety pin or slice through them to deactivate them and them you can leave them off. I have no proof it works, but it’s easy to try. Pull a tag off something if you can, slice or poke it, then stick it to your shoulder or the bottom of your shoe. Don’t lift anything this trip. Head out the door and see if you beep. If so, someone will def notice the tag on your back or you can pretend to realize there’s one on your foot, and that’ll get you clear to leave.

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