I’m quite obviously not that big of a blog, only with a few followers, so most probably didn’t notice I've been inactive for a while, and I’m not upset about it either lmao. But I had been putting off getting on for such a long time, I felt extremely embarrassed. The reason I’ve been inactive is because I got caught, at walmart.
It was completely my fault, and I urge you so hard to please learn from my mistakes because I definitely will. So I was with a good lifting buddy, at my local and of course, favorite mall. Both of us were just about broke, my partner only having a $5 to purchase a drink from starbucks. We stay in the mall, do our thing, get hella loaded with my purse and old shopping bags. We weren’t quite done with our trip, and the both of us were hungry af, and there’s a walmart across the street so we just walk, shopping bags still in hand. Mistake #1. We go in for the intent of getting some type of snack just to ease the hunger, but impulses lead us to the makeup aisle where she grabs a few brushes, and I snatched two lipsticks, both completely careless because “It’s Walmart, who gets caught at Walmart.” Mistake #2. So of course, we go to browse for our food, which she grabs a bag of goldfish, and I stuff a drink in my purse in literally plain sight, some guy was actually walking down the aisle and I didn’t give half of a fuck. You guessed it, mistake #3. So we walk our happy asses through the door, where I distract myself by making stupid conversation with my partner so I don’t look too sus, but managed to completely ignore the two plainclothes standing to take us away. I was basically unaware, but suddenly both a male and a female are running towards the two of us pushing us towards the little office, and by the way, if you havent noticed it like I never have, there is a door located in one of the exits in Walmart, painted the same color as the walls which is where we were taken. Be mindful of that. So you know the drill, the LP do their thing, rack up the prices of the shit we took and it came to about $60, police were contacted and notified, taking our information, with literally all of the shit we took from the mall still stuffed in our bags of course. I didn’t want to lie, so we ended up telling the truth and I turned on the waterworks. Still planning to go back to the mall after getting some snacks, we still had some bags we hadn’t used inside our other ones. Police come, one cop gives us our Miranda's, cuffs us and sits us back down. Female officer shows up, pats the both of us down but wasn’t buying the fact that there was nothing in my bra and proceeded to take “extra care” with the girls, still makes me laugh today. But they hit us with the “your futures are ruined, no college will accept you now” deal, just scare tactics. Fake an anxiety attack, they start to become a bit more lenient but said we could get shit for conspiracy, go to court, expect a letter in the mail to be fined, the fun stuff. I quite honestly cannot afford clothes and supplies for back to school, so I’ll probably do a fair balance of sugaring and some “shopping” to make due. But please, if you took the time to read this, learn from my mistakes. Also would not recommend lifting at walmart personally, because LP there take their job super hardcore, thinking they’re the shit. (While we were in the office, they were looking at cameras trying to find people lifting, and would literally get upset when they didn’t, it’s a game to them.) But I love you guys sm xx, thanks for reading this far since I ramble so much haha.
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