Witchy Lifting Bitch

I'm into the strange and occult and also free shit.

[thismakeup]

[liftingfairy-blog]

I did the stupidest thing ever...

In Ulta, I had some things in my purse and that's all I was gonna get but I saw the brow definer, and so I was carrying it and tried to put it in my purse but it was sticking out so I just gave up and put it back... In front of the camera 🙃🙃🙃

[smallkittythief-blog]

me: i’m gonna take a break from lifting for like a week or 2

me: *is already out the door on the way to ulta* 

[prettylittefinds-blog]

In love 💖 $278.20

[liftingpoc-deactivated20160406]

where are the marble cases from!! I’ve been on the look for some

[thrifty-lifty]

those cases are so cute!!!

[cute-thief-deactivated20160118]

Ahhhh where are those cases from, they are adorable!!

[liftinlolita]

they’re on amazon if u wanna pay

[this-probably-aint-legal]

Ugh I'm so mad. I moved to a relatively small town, so I've been pretty wary lifting wise. We do have a Walmart, but after seeing LPs body slam some guy stealing shoes from there a few years back I've avoided it like the plague. So I finally start getting the guts to do so, and right when I'm about to start I overhear SAs talking about security tightening because of lifters. THEN I'm already walking around and I see empty spider wraps and other tags EVERYWHERE. why are people so stupid!?

because they’re cocky.

please remind yourself that this is a crime. i think people forget that this can land them in a lot of trouble with fines and court dates, and they get sloppy because they think they can afford it.

spoiler alert: you really cannot. pls be careful and if you have a bad feeling, its best to put back whatever the fuck you took and get the fuck out.

dont be sloppydont get cockyfollow your instinctsand dont get caught.

[honeyedfingers-deactivated20160]

NO offence. shoplifting is cool

[reliqion-deactivated20170817]

Urban Decay Naked Illuminated in Aura

[bethnya-deactivated20181025]

OMG

[lilspirit]

me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess

[itslatingirl]

[coffeeous]

coffeeous

[liftliketheresnolp]

Literally had a heart attack when I poured all this out. It covers my entire dining room table. Organizing is now commencing.

[haul-e-berry-deactivated2016040]

I would honestly just climb on top of all of that and roll around

[brokelmao-blog]

This is like one of the legendary moments of liftblr

[swipingbandit]

oh…my…god…

[liftliketheresnolp]

Y'all were thirsty as fuck so here’s my 3 day, 5 store Ulta haul. Total will be up later cause I don’t want to add all this bullshit rn.

[liftingchihuahua-blog]

Oh my god fuck youuuu I’m so jealous

[shoplifterbabe-blog]

What the fuck

[peaky-lifter]

Goals @monomer-polymer-power

[monomer-polymer-power-blog]

we don’t even have 5 ultas man we have 2

[mysterylifts-blog]

Inside of my purse now VS two years ago 😭

[startingoffsmol-deactivated2016]

Yeeessss 👌👌

[hallucination]

[kittengrabs-deactivated20170522]

I fucked with apple

💫Apple Store: iPod Nano, 149.99

💫Sephora: Chocolate Bon Bon Palette, 49.00 NARS Luminous Foundation, 48.00 Kat Von D Studded Lipstick x3, 63.00 Kat Von D Tattoo Liner, 19.00

💫Victoria’s Secret: Yoga Pants, 59.99 Panties, 12.50

💫Hot Topic: Never Shout Never Shirt, 22.50

💫Bare Minerals: Marvelous Moxie Liner, 15.00

TOTAL: 438.98

[gloputa-deactivated20170510]

[liftingfairy-blog]

Liftblr: naked palette naked palette naked palette naked palette naked

Liftblr: Oh my god I need the Michael Kors Selma purse

Liftblr: WHY DIDNT THEY TEACH FUCKING MAGNET TYPES IN SCHOOL

Liftblr: naked naked naked naked naked

Liftblr: *anon voice* can I lift a couch my first time out

Liftblr: I shoplifted a live lobster once

Liftblr: UNATTENDED FITTING ROOMS SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS

Liftblr: *steals 3k worth of shit* eh it's not my most impressive haul

Liftblr: NAKED NAKED ULTA ULTA NAKED NAKED

Liftblr: "this is RP wtf U talking about"

[classydude]

cashier: that’ll be $29.50 me: