if it fits, it lifts

if it fits in my bag, i'm lifting it. screw it, take it anyway

[oomshi]

I’m only a hoe for one person at a time so I’m monogahoe

[worththewhiletweet-deactivated2]

january and feburary didn’t happen 2016 starts at march

[10delmadrid-deactivated20160315]

Yall are gonna be saying this all the way up to july

[lillypulifter-deactivated201511]

Your Hoe Tip Masterpost To An Even Flawless Finished Skin Tone

1) Start with a moisturizer

Aveeno Positively Radiant Intensive night cream

Aveeno Ultra Calming daily moisturizer

Garnier Moisture Rescue refreshing gel cream

Lush Dream cream

Lush Gorgeous moisturizer

2) Add some primer

Benefit Stay Flawless 15-Hour primer

Urban Decay Beauty Balm broad spectrum spf-20

Lorac CC color-correcting cream

Too Faced Primed and Poreless skin smoothing face primer

Maybelline BB cream

3) Apply a sheer to medium coverage foundation

Bobbi Brown skin foundation spf-13

Maybelline Fit Me liquid foundation

Too Faced Born This Way liquid foundation

Revlon Colorstay soft flex

Smashbox Studio Skin liquid foundation

4) Pat concealer over imperfections:

Bare Minerals correcting conceal broad spectrum spf 20

Maybelline Fit Me concealer

Dermablend quick fix concealer

Urban Decay Naked Skin concealer

ELF concealer and highlighter duo stick

5) Powder to even skin:

Urban Decay Naked Skin finishing powder

Too Faced Primed and Poreless powder

Makeup Forever HD photoready powder

Nyx HD finishing powder

Ben Nye Banana Luxury powder (used religiously by the beautiful Kim K)

[liftingaway-deactivated20160323]

I NEEDED THIS 😌

[wnq-movies]

I’d rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.

The Wedding Date. Dir. Clare Kilner.   - via wnq-movies (via perfect)

[smallkittythief-blog]

I'm confused u reblogged the post that was like don't reblog non lift related stuff but most of ur blog is not lift related ?

when did i reblog that post?? cus like i’m all for reblogging shit as long as you don’t stand out to the owner of the post by commenting on it and such and therefore dragging attention to ur blog.... 

[sobeitjayt]

When you hug a chick and her titties press up against ya chest and it warm ya heart 

[mylittlewiredtransformers]

[shliftwithme]

Random beauty tip

So you know those Biore nose strips that you lift every time you go to Walmart? and they work like shit? Yeah I just found a way to make your nose so much softer and prettier. And all you need is Elmer’s glue and a q-tip. I was watching youtube and ended up at the weird beauty tip side of it and came across some videos of people using glue to remove blackheads on the nose so I tried it today and my nose is so damn soft!

All you do is put some glue on the q-tip and spread it evenly across your nose/problem area in a thin layer. Let it dry (took me 10-15 minutes) and peel it off! (peel the side off like you do for the Biore strips and the rest will peel right off!) Make sure that whatever glue you use is non-toxic though. Anyone know a random beauty tip you wanna share? :)

[smallkittythief-blog]

if you have dry skin, using olive oil (preferrably virgin) to remove your makeup works like a charm!! u can use coconut oil too, if you cant afford to spend money on expensive makeup removers

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

this is my favourite thing

[proqressions-deactivated2014021]

OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT

[urdreamgirll-deactivated2016061]

This really worked I wished for an iPhone 6 and I got a fucking iPhone 6

[4-02am]

HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED

[skywardmajora]

DUDE I wished for a 3DS AND I HAVE ONE NOW

[brokelmao-blog]

tips for a Sephora JCP & Macy's?

Don’t

[smallkittythief-blog]

seriously don't

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[liftyy-deactivated20160928]

RECENT LIFT LP STALK

okay soooo I’ll try to make this to the point and not too long, just wanna share my LP encounter with the community.

SO.

I just posted a haul from my most recent visit to the mall i lift from. I hit up a few stores, (which are in the haul pic)  it was a regular lifting day with 1 of my friends who i lift with. Our last stop was the dollar store to get trivial things like nail clippers or chocolate. We got what we needed and went to check out. We were buying chips so we didn’t look too sus.

Then all of a sudden a random ass guy asks her ( my companion ) “Is that a tattoo?” Pointing to her neck. (She was wearing a vintage tattoo choker.) She Pulls on it and says “nope just a necklace” He replies wit “oh i see” and goes back to where he was. He actually was standing in line behind us to check out. After a few people had been checked out, he disappeared and wasn’t behind us any longer. I didn’t think it was a big deal. I Thought “Op he didn’t want to wait in line any longer.” ( The lady who was at the cash was taking forever.) 

Nothing clicked until i saw the guy now in sunglasses walking to the exit with a girl. Like a older girl who was made to look young. You know when you see one. I started getting weary… I still brushed it off. We ended up checking out an then we walked past a bench/rest area, and he was sitting on it, with that girl. As we walked pat it they stood up and were right behind us. Now i knew, he was LP. I noticed before my friend but wanted to be sure.. So we went to an escalator ( To get out of the mall and head home ) and i walked slowly, so did they and i was about to get on the escalator they were right up behind us so they were going to get on it. Then i pulled back and stepped aside putting my arm up to let them pass us. They continued walking past me and avoided the escalator and then stopped. I KNEW THEY WERE WAITING FOR ME TO GO AHEAD OF THEM ON THE ESCALATOR!! Thats when i started to get panicy. On the escalator i whispered in my partners ear  they are LP.

It Finally clicked with her and she picked up quickkk.

THE ESCAPE! 

So Up the escalator we go. Right at the top of it there was a victorias seccret. My Partner said “LETS GO INSIDE” ( Lingerie store why would a middle aged man a teen go in! ). as soon as we entered they slowed down and stopped outside the store. THANK FUCK I KNOW THIS MALL LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND. It was a Victorias secret joint with a Love Pink store or whatever. We walked around to the other exit which was the entrance to Pink. We made a right around a corner as we were golden. The Bus terminal was right there. We Hauled ass to the bus and thankfully our bus was just about to leave and we got home perfectly fine. I thought about it on the bus. thought maybe it wasn’t LP//…???

BUT BETTER SAFE THEN SORRY.

dats it yo!~

[liftyy-deactivated20160928]

reblog cause people being caught a bunch these days.

[darlinglifter]

now that i re-read this i have some questions. was this undercover mall security or lp from a specific store??? i’d thought general security was uniformed and i’m not sure why they waited to apprehend? store lp i don’t think would need to be undercover to follow lp around, as soon as the store is exited it’s fair game for them to apprehend as well? the pair were def acting sus though…

[darlinglifter]

i’m now very concerned that rather than lp this was a set of people attempting to apprehend y'all to human traffic?????????

[smallkittythief-blog]

ok but the human trafficking isnt completely off the mat, we had a gang like that a few years ago that would act hella sus, hang around malls and try and find young girls. it doesnt sound like lp cus they followed y'all way out of store area and stuff... man i'm still glad ur safe tho!!

[smallkittythief-blog]

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[fuclcing-remade-deactivated2019]

tag which knife you are

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

i hear sum dudes dont like cellulite on women.. that’s wild.. u childish if that apply 2 u.. u a child, brah.. u a baby.. imma burp u.. oop.. got ur nose.. 

[liftingbarbie-blog]

@ my fellow melanin queens, what are some good makeup brands & products for your skin tone? I want to start branching out to different skin tones for my makeup portfolio & honestly the darkest I’ve went was “beige” cus my momma got that olive Latina glow you feel me

[smallkittythief-blog]

go look at jackieaina on youtube she has toons of tips for dark skinned girls including foundation recs!!! (im white as mayonnaise myself so this is all the help i have sorry)

[heyitsjnnfr]

I want to let people know about this app, especially for those people who suffer from social anxiety where telephone communications might be triggering or uncomfortable.

It’s called “TalkTo” and is available for iOs devices for FREE here and is also available in Google Play for Android devices! Essentially, it allows you to ask businesses questions by sending a text message instead of calling. For businesses that aren’t set up to answer a text message or an email (it will try to send it either way) a TalkTo agent will make the call FOR you, and then will text you back with the company’s response.

I have used this app to make reservations, check for stock, check store hours, and more. Certain businesses will have a higher response time than others but if you ask ahead of time then you won’t have a problem. I sent a restaurant a question this afternoon (see picture) and i had a response within 15 minutes. 

Give it a try!

[transgemder]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS MEANT FOR ME

[xekstrin]

WHAT!!! WHAT

[the-baconaitor]

Perfect.

[the-city-folk-of-new-leaf-deact]

more proof that this is legit and there are fast responses!!

[themayorgothamneeds-deactivated]

Hey this is amazing for my followers with social anxiety!

[deniedmysign]

The app name has changed to path talk. I couldn’t find it under talkto until i searched it up and found the name change. Please let others know about the change!

[wojo4hitz]

OMFG PHONOPHOBICS UNITE HOLY SHIT

[fuckingnightmareeyes]

THIS is the app I was looking for months ago when I needed to call around to a bunch of stores about getting that carpet swatch bound.