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@liftybitches
It been a HOT minute since my last post, and haul for that matter.
Since classes started I've been so focused on that, and really haven't gone shopping. I've gotten a few things here and there, but no haul by any means.
Anyways, the semester is over and Christmas is just about a week away, so I need to hop back on the lifting train FAST. Any new tips or tricks willing to be shared for the holiday season?
~Savanna🎄
fast food free
okay so the whole problem w lifting (so I thought) is that u can’t lift food. me and my friend were fucking around doing prank calls. so we called mcdonald’s and said that our *insert whatever u wanna eat* was rlly cold and nasty when we got it so they wrote us on the list to get the order again but for free and said we can come pick it up. We gave them a fake name and they wrote it down so when we pulled up we just said the name and was given our “makeup order”. some ask for reciepts so you might have to try more than once on the phone, but I’ve been able to eat all night this week lmao I feel like it’s important to know in emergencies.
Day 1 of editing basic memes to fit the lifting community
This was my weekend haul ladies and lads. I am very happy with everything AND the god lord put a magnet in my hands strong enough to de-tag even the best of my finds (btw I found the magnet at Walmart, it’s a magnet hook for holding things and heck it’s mine now)!
~Shae 🥰💕
How To Deal With Parents When You Lift
- CHANGE THE APPS PICTURE: Remember Cocoppa that app where you can change an apps icon USE IT if your parents make one wrong click and they see “How To Lift From Ulta” they’ll most likely know what’s up. *If I were a parent and I saw a kawaii calculator I’ll think nothing of it.
-KNOW YOUR PARENTS: If your mom knows what Fenti is and sees you have 13 of the same foundation ( they aren’t cheap) she’s probably going to be sus but if she has no clue what KVD is it’s going to look like you bought it from Wallmart or the $ Tree. *Don’t assume that you can be sly and hide them, really do you NEED naked that bad when you can get narz.
-BUY STUFF WITH THEM: I get that every once in a while you just go shopping to look around but if you constantly make them drive you somewhere without buying anything you will make them sus. *One thing that parents hate is when you send them places and you don’t get anything seriously guys don’t be afraid to buy a $4 pen when you can walk out with $200 worth of copics.
-ORDERING MAGNETS AND HOOKS: Most minors have to ask their parents if they can buy stuff online but when your ordering magnets or hooks that can raise red flags. *If you really need this have someone who can buy them for you or say its for a science project science is know to make you buy weird stuff so it gives you a better excuse.
-HIDING STUFF IN ONE PLACE: When everything is hidden in one place like under the bed or in the bottom of the closet and your parents are sus that can make their suspicion clear. *If you killed someone would you hide the body in your backyard no. So why does lifting get special treatment leave a basket of non lifted makeup in plain sight and put high end lifted makeup in a hidden place and put ONE or TWO high end makeup in that cheap basket to alleviate suspicion.
-BRAGGING TO YOUR FRIENDS: Lets say Becky told Mary (who’s a mommy’s girl) that you lift. Mary tells her mom this heinous crime you have committed and Mary’s mom (lets call her Jane) tells your mom (lets call her Steph). Now you’re in trouble because Becky and her big mouth told Mary. *Don’t trust your friends unless they lift even then you can’t be sure. Make up excuses on why you’re wearing gucki don’t let them know it’s better safe than sorry.
-HAVING A REPUTATION: If your parents know that you snuck out to a party or did drugs. Do you really think that they’ll be surprised to find out that you lift..NO. *Try to be good, get good grades, help out at home, save a cat from a tree, anything that can paint you into being a great person.
-GETTING A SURPLUS OF MONEY: Guys this tip is very important if you boost you’re playing a risky game if all of a sudden you’re making $100 and have no way to explain how you’re getting this they’ll probably think your dealing drugs which is worse than boosting. *this need no tips
*TAKE THESE TIPS AS A GRAIN OF SALT NOT ALL PARENTS ARE LIKE THIS*
I’m out of school and probably a bit older than a lot of you but these are def Golden tips
Second time doing the walkout method! 😁
♡ W man’s
Coca-cola 12pk - $4.99
Mountain Dew 12pk - $4.99
Minute Maid 12pk - $4.99
Dr. Pepper 12pk - $4.99
Bolthouse farms smoothie (2) - $4.99 = $9.98
Borden dairy milk (2) - $1.00 = $2.00
Prairie farms chocolate milk - $2.99
Fanta berry soda - $1.99
Thomas bagels (2) - $4.69 = $9.38
Kellogg’s cereal (2) - $2.89 = $5.78
Riceland rice (2) - $6.12 = $12.24
Butternut bread (2) - $1.99 = $3.98
S&R eggs (2) - $0.89 = $1.78
Chips ahoy! cookies - $4.50
Little Debbie devil cremes - $1.98
Cinnamon Toast Crunch bites - $3.99
Hershey bites - $3.99
Prairie farms ice cream (2) - $3.48 = $6.96
Breyers ice cream - $3.98
Fruit gushers - $2.00
Fruit by the foot (2) - $2.00 = $4.00
Fruit roll-ups (2) - $2.75 = $5.50
Goya sazón (2) - $6.79 = $13.58
Goya adobo (2) - $6.50 = $13.00
W mans total: $133.56
Grand total: $133.56
Break the law!! steal shit!! be a whore!! get paid for it!!we’re all going to hell anyway!!!!!!!
My life motto
Me anytime I think of something else I want / everytime I walk into a store / every time I breathe
-shae shae
conceal don’t feel, don’t let them know
*tower goes off*
BUT NOW THEY KNOW
FUN FACT. I forgot to mention the red stars on the notepad are items that aren't pictured bc I accidently put them away or otherwise.
Also, I got MORE chapstick. My collection is *growing*.
Grand total: $194.78
Btw, I beeped at a sensor bc of a RFID tag that I didn't notice and for real, just keep going. Don't run, just casually act like there's no way it could be you, and just keep swimming.
Just fyi I already ate most of the candy...
~Savanna🙊
I was supposed to post a week ago, AND I have another haul to post, but only 10 pictures at a time.
I have so much chapstick I could be that ninja lip balm lady from spongebob (pictured above if you need a refresher.)
Grand Total: $443.96
~Savanna💋
$205.05
We were walking through and we walked past sp3ncers and the lady who greeted us was waving and security started following us and whoopsie
where did you get them tarot cards and those stickers?? 😍😩 i waaaant
-shae shae
quick post to spread some info! i haven’t seen any posts on here with a complete breakdown of all types of security cameras you may encounter… well, this isn’t it either, but there are a couple that you should be able to recognize if you dont want to get caught. many stores use these covert cameras- i frequently see the speaker and motion sensor cams. please be careful everyone!!!
keep reblogging this for visibility please!! i would have been caught if i didnt know about the speaker cam
Been looking for this 5eva
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guys i made a meme
ULTA TIPS
So recently friends of mine have been asking how I get so much from ULTA, so rather than repeating my same list of things I do everytime to each of them, here’s a handy dandy masterpost of everything I do B)
**DISCLAIMER. THIS IS A LIST OF EVERYTHING THAT WORKS FOR ME PERSONALLY. I DO NOT NOW THE LAYOUT OF EVERY ULTA NOR THE RULES EVERY ULTA FOLLOWS INDIVIDUALLY. EVERYTHING STATED HERE SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. **
continuing on.
**step one. scope the place.**
I prefer to do this a week or so before I come to the store. If you come the exact day before and an employee recognizes you from the day before, that could be a bit sus. Take note of how the SAs act. Are they extremely friendly? Do they bombard you with questions once you enter? Or are they more relaxed, doing nothing much in their section. Scope out the cameras in the store. I lie to do this by pretending to drink from a offee cup, taking a sip and looking u at the ceiling for cameas. Go to any areas you may believe could be blindspots, popular areas I’ve noticed from reading here are the drugstore section and low end hair care isle. When at these ‘blindspots,’ chec in site for cameras. My rule of thumb is if you can see a camera, it can see you, so keep that in mind when scoping out the place.
**step two. Dressing the part.**
Have some form of makeup on, but try not to overdo it with anything over the top that’llcatch the SAs eyes. Try for a natural look, o a subtle smoky eye. Having some makeup on shows that you probably know wat you’re talking about, so it’s good to go in looking like that. Don’t dress in your lazy day clothes, but also don’t dress in your highest fashion. Wear something ashionable, but preferably more neutral colors. Try not to wear bold prints or anything eyecatching. For your purse, choosing something simple and medium sized is your best bet. Try getting something that looks small but can hold a lot. My purse for example is a neutral pink and looks like a smaller handbag, but can hol a multitude of palettes on the inside even though it doesn’t look like it,
**step three. doing the deed*
Here’s where things get fun. When first arriving to the store, if greeted smile and respond bac. Don’t be a dic, it ain’t cute and they’ll prob watch your more just to catch you if you do something. I like to do the ‘cottonball trick’ which I read about somewhere here (someone please link me the creditor) Put those in the bag and try to put other ‘fake items’ in to take up space. Now it’s action time. Go to anywhere in the store you like or would like something. Before I go I like to make a checlist on my phone with the ulta app, this is just so I have a gameplan but it’s not necessary. Don’t get greedy. Get whatever you can stuff in your purse in under 20 minutes, because taking longer than that much time is probably gonna be hella sus. Aim for under 10 min if you don’t want to buy anything. Alright, no I’m assuming you got everything you needed. Cool, time for concealing. Go to your blindspot which you staked out the other day, and start concealing . Assume every customer around is LP or a snitch, so don’t stuff or anything with them aroun. Put shit in your bag as fast as you can and as quietly. REMOVING TAGS. Th only tags I’ve noticed are the sticker type, which you can easily peel off. It will make a noise, so try to do soin a timely manner or when noise is going on through the store. Put the sticckers on other items you may see in the blindspot. Items I’ve noticed tagged in stores are naked palettes and contour kits. Keep in mind it may be different with every store with what is tagged and what isn’t, so always double chec. Now’s m favorite part: ‘the speed round.’ I always bring a coffee cup to the ULTA I go to in order to do a trick I learned from here (again someone link the creditor pls). What you do is cut a slit in the the bottom of the cup and cover the sides with napkins, and then shove shit up there that you want. I usually do this is with NYX or buxom lipglosses and lipsticks, as it’s easy and a quick way to get extra oitems you want.
Npow that you have everything, get the fuck out. I you took over 20 minutes, buy cotton balls and maybe some cheep ulta brand shit. If you took under 10 minutes, just leave.
**step four. LP and avoiding getting arrested**
Assume every customer is lp. Be kind to all sa. Ulta has no chase policy. They can’t do much since they’re strict on staff harming customers, so use this to your advantage. The most they’ll do is write your license plate or call the police. Don’t show whatever’s in your bag to anyone unless they identify that they have warrant to do so. And ofc, if you ever feel even slightly nervous drop whatever you have and leave. Always trust your gut. Love y'all and stay safe, happy lifting! -clyde
