╰ 🔪 * SENTENCE STARTERS ─ SUMMER OF ‘84 !
feel free to change pronouns around for whatever fits best . fair warning some of these are “nsfw” in the teenage boys are gross kinda way .
‘ even serial killers live next door to somebody . ’ ‘ tough pill to swallow , i know , but it’s true . ’ ‘ people hardly ever let you know who they really are . ’ ‘ the suburbs are where the craziest shit happens . ’ ‘ what’s with all the dirt ? ’ ‘ lame , you’re better than that . ’ ‘ vaginas are magical . ’ ‘ it was on vacation dipshit . ’ ‘ i would live up here if i could . ’ ‘ i don’t know how safe that would be . ’ ‘ it’s a conspiracy , it’s all connected . ’ ‘ there’s literally no proof of that . ’ ‘ you guys are animals . ’ ‘ you are so dead ! ’ ‘ doesn’t mean i’m ready to give it up . ’ ‘ always something that needs reporting . ’ ‘ you asked to touch her boobs & she threw you over the railing . ’ ‘ okay , now i know you’re full of shit . ’ ‘ it smells like werewolf crap . ’ ‘ i got needs , ( name ) . ’ ‘ she’s like scientifically the perfect woman . ’
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