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II'M MIITUNA CAPTOR AND II'M (2^2)-1 WHOLE 2WEEP2 OLD. II'M THE BE2T AT MATH AND IIF ANYONE TELL2 YOU ANYTHIING EL2E, BLOW THEM UP. II CAN FLY AND EXPLODE 2TUFF WIITH MY PAN 2O DON'T TOUCH ME. KANKRII IS A LO2ER. ERIIDAN II2 PRETTY LO2ERII2H 2. A22UME EVERYONE II2 A LO2ER UNLE22 TOLD OTHERWII2E. II GO THROUGH A LOT OF THEM EVERY NIIGHT. [babby!mituna rp blog]

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OK. DAMZ. HOW ARE YOU?

[sukeiban]

SHRUG.

私がいたよりも良い。あなたは？

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EVERYTHIING II DO II2 IINTERE2TIING. II'VE BEEN 2PENDIING THE LA2T 12 HOUR2 A22AULTIING PEOPLE WIITH MY BEE IIF THEY COME WIITHIIN 2IGHT.

[sukeiban]

それはクソのコンピュータのように聞こえるので、。

私はDAMARAだ。 damzまたはdam、罰金。

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OK. DAMZ. HOW ARE YOU?

[sukeiban]

ディンディンディン。すぐに作ります。よくできました。

一部の人々は、ダッタ私を呼んで開始している。それをしない。

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WHY NOT? WHAT'S WRONG WIITH DATTA? IIT'2 JU2T A NIICKNAME. PEOPLE CALL ME TUNAFII2H AND TUNABEE A LOT.

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YE2. WHO ARE YOU?

[sukeiban]

それはURLにあります。推測する。

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:( II'M GONNA GUE22 DAMARA BECAU2E IIT'2 2IIX LETTER2 AND DATTAD 2OUND2 FUCKIING 2TUPIID.

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HII II’M MIITUNA AND THII2 II2 JACKA22.

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あなたはジャッカスね？

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YE2. WHO ARE YOU?

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mockin accents

mockin stutters

mockin quirks

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> You try not to sigh and roll your eyes. You’re getting much too into the habit of doing that lately.

mm an wwhat havve wwe learned 

> You tuck him close and carry him nursery-ward, snagging the headphones up as you walk.

you should be in bed anywway do you havve any idea wwhat time it is?

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IIT WA2 A GOOD MOVIIE BUT THERE WA2 PEOPLE EATIING.

>You punch his chest weakly for the bed comment. You napped late today. He should know that.

II HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN AWAKE THAT LONG, A22HOLE. FUCK YOU. THEY TOLD ME THEY'D EAT ME IIF II DIIDN'T 2LEEP. YOU 2HOULD BEAT HER UP.

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> Naturally you hear him scream and the crying that follows makes him quite easy to find. It’s a challenge to reach him in his hiding spot, but eventually you do and you hoist him up with your hands under his arms, then hug him close and sigh.

wwhats the problem hm?

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>You don't quite help him, though you do push the couch away a tiny bit with your psionics. You hold the husktop you skillfully acquired close when you're picked up, headphones dangling loosely from it.

II WATCHED A MOVIIE.

>You try not to look completely guilty and sort of succeed.

THE PEOPLE TALKIING WEREN'T NIICE.

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4W POOR B4BY >:]

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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

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>You screamed near the end of the movie and now you're crying because everyone in this chat is an asshole. You don't want to be a Tunapop but you don't want to sleep either. She's not allowed to tell you to sleep. You haven't even been awake that long. You kind of hope Eridan digs you out from behind the couch, even though you've been hiding to avoid him taking the movie away.

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1M GONN4 STR34M SNOWP13RC3R 1N 10 M1NUT3S

UHH TR1GG3RS FOR #Amputation #Gore #Blood #torture #Dictatorship 4ND #violence 1 TH1NK??

Y34H JUST 1N C4S3

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>You wipe the tears from his eyes and lean down enough to supply kisses.

I AGR-E—E. 38)

>Adjusting him so that you’ve got a better grip, you go straight to the kitchen and find a space to set him down on the counter.

W)(at do you want for your snack?

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>You giggle and enjoy snuggling her chest during the walk, pouting a little bit when you're set down and kicking your legs as you watch her meander.

COOKIIE2 AND IICE CREAM!! LOT2 AND LOT2!!

>All the things you don't get because you turn into a miniature sun bouncing off the walls. Can't blame him for trying.

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>You’re ready to scoop him up the second he’s away from Eridan, hugging him close to your chest while you rub his back.

>It’s an effort not to giggle, but you can’t help smiling a little.

No, of course not! )(e won’t be giving you any spankings at all.

Let’s naut t)(ink aboat t)(at anymoar. )(ow aboat a snack?

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>Immediately perk at the thought of a snack, letting food take over your pan and wash away the images of riding crops and bare asses.

YEAH!! 2NACK2 ARE THE BE2T!!

>You tuck your face right up against her bosom and smile up at her despite your teary face, forgetting Eridan even exists.

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> You laugh softly and set the broken tablet down on a table as you tote him off toward Feferi’s office.

nooo no a course not thats somethin adults do also dont ask gam things you might end up seein more stuff you got no business seein ok?

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>You’re looking over some reports when you hear Mituna crying down the hall, and footsteps approaching your office. You put the papers away quickly and go to the door, poking your head out to see what the fuss is about.

O)()( dear. 38(

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>You sniff and try to settle yourself, but you fail miserably and keep wailing softly as he carries you down the hall. The second you hear Feferi's voice, your static cling is gone and you're wrestling out of his grip, zipping into her arms instead.

II2 ERIIDAN A DADDY DOM? II2 HE GOIING 2 2PANK ME WIITH A CROP?

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> Take a short-cut on your way to the cleaning supplies to rescue the baby. He sure throws tantrums a lot. You pick up the broken tablet as well, gently bouncing Mituna and wishing Mary Poppins was real.

shhh shhh

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>Cling to him and sob about daddy doms, asking if he's going to spank him with a riding crop for breaking the tablet.

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>Sit in a corner crying about your broken tablet and the graphic gif that you can't clean off of your pan.