What your favourite MDZS ship says about you?
So I basically saw a bunch of these around Tumblr and decided to make one of my own. This is just a joke and I don't even agree with half the opinions in this post so please don't come after me.
WangXian: You either are super invested in the plot or don't give a fuck about the plot and are only here for the gay. There is no in between.
XuanLi: You just want nice things for JZX and JYL and honestly who wouldn't?
XiCheng: You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of brothers dating brothers and you want nice things for Jiang Cheng.
ZhanCheng: You're a firm believer of the inherent eroticism of having a fuckton of hatesex as an unhealthy coping mechanism
NingXian: Your ideal relationship dynamic is besties who also kiss and hold hands. Normal besties stuff
WangNingXian: You think Wei Wuxian should have two strong, devoted boyfriends.
SangCheng: You noticed how they always double-dated with WangXian and decided that they're canon
ChengNing: Your ideal relationship dynamic is enemies to friends to lovers
ChengQing: You honestly don't understand why people dislike the CQL changes
MianQing: What do you mean WQ died? She's literally right there with her wife and daughter, living her best life. Good for her
NieLan: Your ideal relationship dynamic is childhood friends to lovers and believe that everything was fine until JGY came along
XiYao: You only wanted nice things for JGY and honestly who wouldn't?
NieYao: You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bringing out the worst in each other (Also you're super bitter we didn't get a glimpse of the epic hatesex they're definitely going to have for the next 100 years)
3zun: You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of 'maybe we could have worked, in another lifetime, but not this one'
XueYao: Same as NingXian but in a 100% more fucked up way
SangYao: You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of 'the best way to hurt someone is through their heart'
YanQing: You got tired of the gay and wanted some lesbian action and decided to pair up the only two female characters who had any relevance to the plot or you just want nice things for JYL
ChengYao: Your ideal relationship dynamic is raising a child together
XiSang: Your ideal post canon dynamic is characters healing from their trauma and learning to mend fences or never getting over that trauma and becoming shells of their former selves
SongXiao: You're always a slut for 'Yin/Yang' pairings
XueXiao: You either want good things for Xue Yang or don't want good things for Xue Yang. There is no in between
SongXue: Same as ZhanCheng but even more unhealthier
SongXueXiao: Your ideal relationship dynamic is roadtrip from hell and think A-Qing deserves three dads (not that she'd ever acknowledge XY as a dad)
ZhuiLing: You're always a slut for tsunderes
ZhenLing: You want nice things for OYZZ and honestly who wouldn't?
ZhuiYi: Your ideal relationship dynamic is functional gay/disaster gay
Junior Trio: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of sharing a braincell
Junior Quartet: Same as Junior Trio except you think LSZ should get a break from having the braincell and go apeshit as a treat
(I might make a part two depending on how well this post fares idk)
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