So Youve Lost Control Of Your Life...

Wassup, my dudes, welcome to meme hell! You wanna submit or ask stuff, feel free. I’m Leo (he/him) 🍜

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canon

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Mikey still can’t feel his hands so he’s teaching himself to draw with his mouth.

He’s, uh, getting good at it not gonna lie

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We’re gonna look for a yokai therapist as soon as one of us can drive

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I lived bitchesssss!

On one hand, just saved the world 😎 On the other, Donnie says I’ve got three broken ribs

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[junkdrives]

Distraction Jutsu

I didn’t even add enough in-betweens as it would be a waste of my time lmao

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😏

[technofantasia]

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All these revelations are epic and all BUT

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Dudes you would not BELIEVE the day we just had. Also if you’re here in NY and you can’t remember what happened yesterday, don’t think about it too much

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Mikey: If you put a milkshake in one yard and cracked open a cold one in another which yard would the boys go to?

April: Schrodinger's boys

Leo: FUCK.

Raph: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

Donnie: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Leo: Mind you, ALL of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

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Can i pet them: a study

Raph: Absolutely, bonus points when I scratched behind his ears

Mikey: If you pet his head he won’t let you leave, you are his best friend forever

Donnie: Tried to slap me the first few times but after a few minutes he gave up. Glared at me the whole time though

Dad: Hugs? Yes. Pets? No.

April: HER HAIR IS SACRED AND SHALL NOT BE SULLIED BY PETTING HANDS, NO MATTER HOW SOFT IT LOOKS

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After he saw this post Mikey chased me down for revenge pets. 8/10, would be pet again 😎

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where’s mikey 🤔

Prolly lurking. He’s a lurker.

[micmakmikey]

I never left 🙃

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HE UN-LURKS hey bro

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Lgbtqia+ rights?

Ohhhh yeaaahhhhh!! Every Mad Dog is queer in one way or another 😎🏳️‍🌈

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have you ever wished for a little sister?

I’ve thought about it, not gonna lie 🤷🏼‍♂️ But April’s basically my sister at this point and I’m down with that!

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where’s mikey 🤔

Prolly lurking. He’s a lurker.