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(a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
āYouāre such an idiot. I will literally kiss you on the mouth.ā
āARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???ā
āNot evil anymore, I want to be loved now.ā
āBabygirl, you are awkward and do not understand social cues.ā
āSorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.ā
āWhat if my best self is a cunt that canāt wake up before noon?ā
āTheyāve got something gay going on.ā
āIām the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know.ā
āI couldnāt fix him. But I could fuck him.ā
āI am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.ā
āIf you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not.ā
āIām not interested in being polite or heterosexual.ā
āYouāre talking mad shit for a guy within kissing distance.ā
āIām sorry Iām hot and funny. Are you mad at me?ā
āYou make a lot of threats for someone who is short and canāt even do a push-up.ā
āMy fear of abandonment is so strong, because if I could I would abandon myself too.ā
āYour first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone.ā
āMy kink? Knowing all the information.ā
āI think Aristotle said that.ā
āThe Universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but, girl, please.ā
āVulnerability is so hard. If I told you anything sappy know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression.ā
āPlease donāt say mean things to me.ā
āMy hobbies include knowing and being right.ā
āI told you a joke and youāre laughing. I love you.ā
āIām covered in blood for sexy reasons. Also I just got stabbed.ā
āI donāt identify asĀ āmaleā orĀ āfemaleā, I identify as a warning.ā
āIāve made a huge mistake.ā
āFirst of all, I didnātĀ āmissā the red flags. I looked at them and thought: yeah, thatās sexy.ā
āI could recognize him by tits alone.ā
āI hate when people ask me what sign I am. Like, bitch, I am a sign from God. Start running.ā
āCan someone please be proud of me? Like fuck, Iām trying.ā