Depends on my mood

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Hogwarts houses by Number Five

Gryffindor

Hufflepuff

Ravenclaw

Slytherin

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I'm in that state of life where...

I am driving in my car and I think: "Wait, did I take my car keys with me?"

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Hogwarts houses by Merlin

Gryffindor

Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff

Slytherin

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Spontaneous bad ideas

Roommate watching a video where a hairdresser specifically said not to cut your own hair especially if you want a bob.

RM: *looking at me eyes sparking* You know what, I'm going to cut my hair. Will you fix the back afterwards?

Me: *looking up from my book* Yeah sure whatever.

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Hogwarts house's by Mushu

Gryffindoor

Ravenclaw

Slytherin

Hufflepuff

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I am not falling out of this school because of some half-assed lecturer even if I have to learn all this shit on my own.

Probably the most Slytherin thing I have said

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Person A: You have become very violent lately.

Person B: ...

Person A: ...

Person B: Want a candy?

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Casually walking in a park.

Me: So, you haven't committed suicide yet.

RM: Yeah, been feeling like dying lately but then I slept and I guess it's fine for now.

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that slytherin feeling you get when you realize almost all your friends are hufflepuffs and you have to reevaluate just what the fuck happened

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That moment when your roommate wake's you up by throwing a teddy bear at you so they can rage over a books ending.

Apparently it was too happy....

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So I was skimming through QoS in my medical physics class today and had just put it on the table when one my course mates picked the book up, opened it at a random sopt, asked if it had anything to do with vampires and after getting an answer said:

"I think I understand this book better than whatever the lecture is talking about"

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Hufflepuff: I’m going to ask you to be respectful here.

Slytherin: I will politely decline.

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Birds

The feeling of birds are weak.

At least that's what we think.

We, the deaf and blind

Humans, never really kind.

The smiles we wear are fake.

Worn for sanitises sake.

The birds can see us die,

as they sing and fly.

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Never doubt the friendship of people who bring you food when they want to sleep.

They are the true heroes

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Me to RM: So yesterday I was scrolling through Pinterest...

RM starts laughing hysterically.

Me: What?

RM: Why were you growling at the printer?

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So today me and my friend were walking around in the city when we got catcalled:

Friend *in a really surprised almost insulted tone* Which one was that for?

Me *having only then realized what had happened* No idea, probably you.

Friend *looking at me wide eyed* Why?

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You know it's a bad day when...

Me: Hey, roommate!

RM: *staring at me bleary eyed* What?

Me: Milk doesn't go on the bookshelf.