[noodles-and-tea]

Princesses <3

[pyrofoxie]

I love my space wife

[pyrofoxie]

I love my space wife

[vanguard]

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

[vanguard]

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[joriksmainagain]

If you’re reading this, chances are high my dicks hard rn 👀

[thickness-protection-program]

No it's not

[phantomrose96]

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

[phantomrose96]

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

[phantomrose96]

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

[phantomrose96]

[refuzz]

[phantomrose96]

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

[theskullofjudgement]

CAN SOMEONE HELP THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT OF THE SMOKE DETECTOR THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT DOESN'T HAVE HANDS

[thepoisonroom]

hot available breakfast sandwiches in my area

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

[cipheramnesia]

I love these guys although they're also usually 10 feet long so I wouldn't call them little.

[jorolle]

JASON TODD / RED HOOD and DICK GRAYSON / NIGHTWING in RED HOOD: RESURRECTION EP 3

dick immediately stopping to fight back the second he sees whose face it is under the mask, begging to talk it out instead, trying to calm jason down, taking the beating, and then still clinging to his little brother like a lifeline even after he stabs him in the stomach

+ BONUS:

still trying to get through to him even when he's actively bleeding out on the floor

[shinelikethunder]

heatwave sufferers go plunge your feet in cold water you will feel SO much better i prommy. grab a bucket or a pot or a plastic container, fill it with a few inches from the cold tap, lay a towel down on the floor, and dunk your goddamn feet.

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[mezbiyen-deactivated20220330]

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man