welcome to my conscious

consciousness of a local stripper || 26 || east coast, USA

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being an adult is so exhausting and a constant mess

imagining being a nudist to eliminate a bulk of the mundane task of doing laundry

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coming back to tumblr cus twitters dying and i'm afraid i'll be zucced from my posting-ass instagram

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xmas is coming, thinking of the hello kitty ice cream truck

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screaming into the void about period pain; my back and hips are stiff and tight as fuck

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going to buy my silly little weed then smoke my silly little bong then go shake my silly little ass for some silly little cash

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gonna start dumping into this <3 is there anyone out there??

currently: 12:50 AM EST, headache, period coming in strong, drank some sleepy time tea after taking an hour long bath. doing the things that make me feel comfy and cozy and safe!!

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time again to revive tumblr??? it only seems right...

[kieljamespatrick]

[teavibes]

[tibets]

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the font change with the new immobile update... this is when i'll delete my tumblr

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[violentemme]

Cosmic language

[frawgs]

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

[isolate]

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

[isolate]

I’m literally not kidding

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the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

[eligantly]

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

[isolate]

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

[eligantly]

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

[isolate]

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

[found-boy]

Protests weren’t just confined to London, though many people travelled from across the country to protest in the capital. We were protesting in Birmingham today and there were others in Glasgow and Manchester and the scottish counties Trump is visiting. Basically we hate him all over the place.

Photo credit to @snapperSK on twitter

[isolate]

If there’s one thing the UK has, it’s extreme unity. We’re here for you, America. We support you, not your president.

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let him in

[luxgalador]

LET HIM IN!

[untexting]

let him in dammit 

[gothicprep]

at first i thought that Science was a shit waste of time. then somebody did this study,. and now… hooboy.. now i like it

[slowspinningredemption]

cannot believe my loud car small penis theory now has scientific backing

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[lizardsister]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped