Wings don't fail me now.

| Indie | semi-selective | 25+ mun |

[leememes]

THE   RAWEST   LYRICS   FROM   ‘   CAVETOWN  .   ’

“   often   i   am   upset   that   i   cannot   fall   in   love ,   but   i   guess   this   avoids   the   stress   of   falling   out   of   it  .   ” “   are   you   tired   of   me    yet  ?   ” “   i’m   a   little   sick   right   now  .   ” “   i   cut   my   hair   to   make   you   stare  .   ” “   i’ll   figure   out   a   way   to   get   us   out   of   here  .   ” “   i   can’t   really   think   right   now  .   ” “   are   you   dead  ?   ” “   sometimes   i   think   i’m   dead  .   ” “   i   can   feel   ghosts   and   ghouls   wrapping   my   head  .   ” “   i   don’t   wanna   fall   asleep   yet  .   ” “   i   don’t   know   how   to   communicate  .   ” “   my   mind   is   in   a   different   place  .   ” “   can   you   please   give   me   a   little   bit   of   space  ?   ” “   my   hair’s   a   mess   and   i   don’t   know   who   i   am   yet  .   ” “   but   little   do   we   know   the   stars   will   welcome   us   with   open   arms  .   ” “   strangely   i   feel   at   home   in   this   place  .   ” “   you   don’t   have   to   be   a   hero   to   save   the   world  .   ” “   it   doesn’t   make   you   a   narcissist   to   love   yourself  .   ” “   it   feels   like   nothing   is   easy  .   it   will   never   be  .   ” “   that’s   alright  .   let   it   out  .   ” “   talk   to   me  .   ” “   you   don’t   have   to   know   what   to   say   or   what   to   think  .   ” “   it’s   so   dark   tonight  .   ” “   you   can   survive  .   ”  “   i’ll   be   here   until   you’re   okay   again  .   ”  “   i   don’t   know   where   i’m   supposed   to   go  .   ” “   i   need   you   to   pull   me   out   of   this   decline  .   ” “   please   be   here   for   me ,   dear  .   ” “   i’ve   never   needed   a   friend   more  .   ” “   i   can’t   stress   enough   how   much   it   means   to   me   that   you’re   trying  .   ” “   i   don’t   mind   if   you   can’t   hold   me   like   you   used   to  .   ” “   i’ve   never   hated   myself   more  .   ”

[hellyeahrpmemes]

※ SHIT I HEARD AT COLLEGE: YEAR III TAKE II ※

the thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard at college continues; these are all from my second semester of junior year. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more ‘shit i heard/said’ starters!

“Are you making a suicide pact with your dad?”

“The low for tonight is… fucking cold.”

“Honestly, do you want to fight? I’ll win.”

“I just woke up this morning and cried.”

“Facebook was like, ‘your December was great! You’ve been to one place with two friends’.”

“Aesthetic is my middle name.”

“I have to get up so early, I have something at noon.”

“Tampons are just band-aids for the vagina.”

“I’m poor and injured.”

“I need my Airpods to drown out the silence.”

“They’re just trying to make more potatoes.”

“I’m suing myself for being a dumb bitch.”

“My vent was closed the whole time…! That’s why I was so hot in the summer and so cold now…!”

“I don’t like perfect eyebrows, I don’t trust people with perfect eyebrows.”

“I pick check out lines based on which straight boy I want to break my heart.”

“Ope, there’s a gun…!”

“I love Valentine’s Day because I can wear pink pants and be sad.”

“My culture is not a meme.”

“Please follow me, I need a free taco!”

“What do you mean by paint?”

“He looks like handsome Squidward now.”

“Where are all the men, and what’s with all the goats?”

“We literally want this film to make as least sense as possible.”

“Is Tito’s the gay vodka?”

“I’m either a teenage boy or a bird.”

“We know what baby Jesus looks like, we don’t know what baby Satan looks like.”

“You are more than a kangaroo.”

“My hair only looks good when I’m in North Carolina.”

“What an awful way to die, naked in a sorority bathroom.“

"We get called a cult a lot.”

“Controversial statement: he’s a wealthy asshole.”

“Apparently there’s a lot of radioactive waste in my hometown. It’s probably fine.”

“I need to have more fun. Law school is eating my soul.”

“Shit’s going down in Wisconsin.”

“Whenever a superhero movie comes out, I pay money to go see it. It’s a character flaw of mine.”

“This is more ammunition to hate Superman. Not that I needed it.”

“Have you ever tried to put two negative magnets together? That’s how my soul felt.”

“I’m wearing jeans that say ‘Fuck the Pope’.”

“Do you have assless chaps?”

“She follows two people: me and Barack Obama”

“He’s so rich, he’s recreationally into space shit.”

“You’re really into lizards.”

“We made a pact to push each other down the stairs.”

“You’re Amish now. Surprise.”

“I think my aunt is doing shrooms and posting about it on Facebook.”

[marigoldrp]

SENTENCE MEME.      ANIMATEDTEXT / ( SFW ver. )

❛ I’m just trying to have a funky fresh time here but you are making it very hard. ❜

❛ Screw your sign, what animal crossing character do you share a birthday with? ❜

❛ If looking cool goes out of style I’m screwed. ❜

❛ You will be okay, you have no choice. ❜

❛ So like, are you my boyfriend? ❜

❛ I don’t even know what I don’t know anymore. ❜

❛ How foolish of you to think that I actually know what I’m doing. ❜

❛ Sorry I just have a quick question: What? ❜

❛ At this point I’m not sure if I’m stressed or if its my natural state. ❜

❛ Buzz Lightyear is more boyfriend material than you’ll ever be. ❜

❛ I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME. ❜

❛ My Minecraft girlfriend left me for a Fortnite player. ❜

❛ Okay, we’ve been on like 15 dates… can I call you my girlfriend yet? ❜

❛ I’m a 7 layer anxiety cake with bitch icing what do you want from me. ❜

❛ I stare at the abyss and the abyss goes ‘uwu’. ❜

❛ To go crazy, or to go stupid. That is the question. ❜

❛ You know you’re fucked when you haven’t fallen asleep yet and you can hear birds outside. ❜

❛ You’re my other braincell. ❜

❛ Fuck, I think I’m in love. ❜

❛ We’re all just gummy bears trapped in the gummy bag of reality. ❜

❛I’m not mad but why did you eat all the Pop-Tarts? ❜

❛ Pathetic. You’d never be able to keep watch in a zombie apocalypse. ❜

❛ Funky Kong is my fursona. ❜

❛ So this is Dungeons and Dragons, huh? Neat. ❜

[likeahawks-blog]

“Hey so, It’s late. No one’s probably awake right? Right. I have some insomnia going on and my therapist is asleep, so I’m just gonna post this shit here.

I’ve been laughing about it for almost thirty minutes.”

[likeahawks-blog]

Vampire

“Oh god, no.”

“No I wouldn’t, and couldn’t. I already feel like I’m eighty!! I’m surprised I made it through everything for this long with my wits still somewhat about me! Even though I’m sure the Hero Public Safety Commission wishes I was.”

[likeahawks-blog]

Fury.

“It’ll be about a five minute wait for your chicken, sir.”

“Okay okay, I’ll be serious for a moment.”

“If I had to pick, It’d probably be...‘I have high expectations of you’.”

[samoan-goddess]

ϟ Monsters-themed Asks!

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

[champagnemanagement]

[rpmemegenshikkaku]

Send “Do it for the vine” for me to send you a video that sums up our muse’s relationship

Alternatively, send “What are those?” for a vine that sums up my muse, or send “What are these?” for a vine that my muse believes sums up yours.

[rpsourcedmemes]

Send 🌙 to take a moonlight walk with my muse

[likeahawks-blog]

((SO I must’ve been drinking my dumb bitch juice because I forgot to turn on Asks- I’m so sorry

[likeahawks-blog]

USE THIS WEBSITE TO GENERATE YOUR MUSE’S POKEMON TEAM.

Tagged by: @worldsworstdadaward

Tagging:Hey man, if you want to do this go for it!!

That pidgeot is his main man. His name is Icarus.

[fearled]

Monster Factory sentence starters

❛ hey, lemme borrow your dick for a second. ❜

❛ we can try, but i don’t think– let’s try it. ❜

❛ what’s in there?  it’s not a soul. ❜

❛ whether or not cats have souls is debatable. ❜

❛ this is the best thing that has ever happened to me. ❜

❛ what even in the world do you think you’re doing?! ❜

❛ oh, thank god.  it feels so right. ❜

❛ cry mercy, old man! ❜

❛ mmm, yeah.  i’m ready for a slice of that beefcake. ❜

❛ i’m into it. ❜

❛ oh my god.  what is this? ❜

❛ i don’t like anything about this person. ❜

❛ it looks like you took your face into the shop and they gave you a rental face. ❜

❛ i don’t wanna be doing this, actually. ❜

❛ my body’s never gonna look like that, is it? ❜

❛ i have no master, i have no god.  there is only the succ. ❜

❛ what am i supposed to do about that?!  tell me what to do! ❜

❛ let’s see how my sweet daddy enjoys this. ❜

❛ oh my god, no.  why would you do that? ❜

❛ i’m just floating in a pool of fucking ecstasy right now. ❜

❛ hey, bud?  hey, dude?  are you okay right now? ❜

❛ move your giant pizza ass! ❜

❛ ____, we’ve talked about this.  when daddy’s doing his work, you can’t set off the party alarm, okay? ❜

❛ i think dogs should be able to vote. ❜

❛ anybody got any song requests?  i can only play _____ … but i could start it over, if you want. ❜

❛ i’m calling the police now. ❜

❛ pizza crime is eternal. ❜

❛ i mean, think about it.  they’re both dogs.  why did Pluto get the short end of the stick? ❜

❛ pobody’s nerfect. ❜

❛ ahh, that fresh, haunted air. ❜

❛ my sweet boy / girl.  let me show you the world. ❜

[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — text starters !!!

feel free 2 change pronouns & such

[text:]   you  will  machete  through  this!!  **make it

[text:]  wait you like me ?? for my personality ???

[text:]  i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.

[text:]  make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know it’s cause i’m not there.

[text:]  hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[text:]  am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes

[text:]  words can’t describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10

[text:]  that’s a terrible idea.

[text:]  you’re a terrible idea.

[text:]  what, pray tell, the fuck

[text:]  sorry my battery’s on 96% i gtg

[text:]  do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that you’re keeping secrets so like idk i don’t wanna call you a liar but the stars don’t lie idk

[text:]  the only fetish i’m into is attention❜

[text:]  dogs are better than boys & that’s just a fact idc what u think❜

[text:]  we’re talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.❜

[text:]  hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????❜

[text:]  i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me❜

[text:]  when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.❜

[text:]  are you going to be a bitch your whole life?❜

[text:]  we had sex but it wasn’t that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldn’t stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked ‘so what do you want’ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao

[text:]  wym ‘fucker’ isn’t a term of endearment

[text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish i’m gonna have a fit

[text:] fuck you i do wtf i want

[text:] i know i’m a horrible roommate/part of why u can’t trust men but it’s 5 am so shut the fuck up

[text:] hey just wanted 2 let u know i’m beautiful. thank you & good night.

[likeahawks-blog]

((So thanks to everyone who’s followed me so far!! I’ve been trying to make icons all day so sooner or later I’ll get around to making an open or something, but here while you’re all waiting, take this hawks I attempted to draw because I thought I’d be able to draw all his icons.

[likeahawks-blog]

I guess that’s another one in the books, eh?

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