[starrecr0st]

MISC. ANIMAL CROSSING STARTERS. 

❛ did you know that sharks don’t even care? ❜

❛ i found a treasure chest once. ❜

❛ i say deal with it! ❜

❛ sometimes, all it takes is a good friend to remind you of all the things you like about your life. ❜

❛ once you tell a secret, IT’S NOT A SECRET ANYMORE! ❜

❛ you’re up kinda late… ❜

❛ it’s so cool how tight we are. ❜

❛ being surrounded by girls makes me happy ❜

❛ you aren’t terrified by me? ❜

❛ it’s a great day for a walk. ❜

❛ after all, i’m beautiful, but i am also… deadly. ❜

❛ we meet people, get to know them, and then they get up and leave us behind. ❜

❛ if you ever need anything, anything at all, and i can do it without moving from this spot, just ask. ❜

❛ i was so pumped about playing video games that i forgot to eat… ❜

❛ why think about boys when you could be thinking about REALLY important issues? ❜

❛ for a girl and a boy to be that close without any weirdness popping up, i envy that. ❜

❛ do oceans cover the earth, or is the earth covering part of the OCEAN? ❜

❛ those scare the heck out of me! ❜

❛ can you imagine being jealous all the time? ❜

❛ what i mean is, leave me alone. ❜

❛ i just wanted to be helpful. ❜

❛ i’ll stop pestering you. ❜

❛ quit horsin’ around! ❜

❛ never underestimate the value of being just who you are. ❜

❛ life isn’t about being extreme all the time. ❜

❛ people say there are always other fish in the sea, but, maaan, there are giant squids in there too. ❜

❛ you are SO going to lose all your friends if you keep acting like such a complete steakhead. ❜

❛ i don’t like seeing you hurt, even if it’s just pretend… ❜

❛ when they talk about a guy who strikes fear into the hearts of children, they’re talking about me! ❜

❛ were you the mental runt of the litter or what? ❜

❛ i want to! but i can hear my wallet whispering ‘ dooon’t do iiiiit… ’ ❜

[leememes]

(MOSTLY)   ANGSTY   DRABBLE   PROMPTS    |    QUOTES   FROM   PINTEREST  .

“   i   don’t   want   us   to   be   strangers   again  .   ” “   i   am   a   horrible   person  and   i   don’t   know   how   to   change ,   not   even   for   you  .   ” “  if   i   hurt   you ,   it’s   not   my   fault  .   i   warned   you  .   ” “   i   want   to   forget   everything   about   you ,   so   i   can   get   to   know   you   all   over   again  .   ” “   it   was   nice   to   hear   your   voice   again  .   ” “   please   don’t   forget   me   and   all   the   things   we   did  .   ” “   maybe   someday   we   will   be   two   people   meeting   again   for   the   first   time  .   ” “   nothing   makes   me   happier   and   nothing   makes   me   sadder   than   you  .   ” “   i   am   so   tired   of   their   stories  .   let’s   write   our   own  .   ” “   sorry   i’m   so   hard   to   deal   with   sometimes  .   ” “   i   like   it   when   you   smile  .   ” “   i   hope   you   understand   how   much   our   little   talks   mean   to   me  .   ” “   you’re   beginning   to   feel   less   like   a   friend   and   more   like   home  .   ” “   how   can   i   tell   you   the   truth   when   i   don’t   know   which   version   you   want   to   hear  ?   ” “   if   i   don’t   leave   now ,   i   will   never   get   away  .   ” “   i   broke   my   own   heart   before   you   could   do   it   for   me  .   ” “   in   loving   me,  you   hold   a   knife   at   my   throat.   in   loving   you,  i   tell   you   exactly   where   to   cut.   ” “   i’d   never   lie   to   you  .   ” “   it’s   not   an   easy   thing   to   admit   when   you’re   wrong ,   and   that’s   why   i   won’t   do   it  .   ” “   please   don’t   leave   me   alone   again  .   ” “   the   horror   you   have   seen   is   not   who   you   are  .   ” “   why   do   good   intentions   always   turn   out   bad  ?   ”

[marigoldrp]

SENTENCE MEME.      ANIMATEDTEXT / ( SFW ver. )

❛ I’m just trying to have a funky fresh time here but you are making it very hard. ❜

❛ Screw your sign, what animal crossing character do you share a birthday with? ❜

❛ If looking cool goes out of style I’m screwed. ❜

❛ You will be okay, you have no choice. ❜

❛ So like, are you my boyfriend? ❜

❛ I don’t even know what I don’t know anymore. ❜

❛ How foolish of you to think that I actually know what I’m doing. ❜

❛ Sorry I just have a quick question: What? ❜

❛ At this point I’m not sure if I’m stressed or if its my natural state. ❜

❛ Buzz Lightyear is more boyfriend material than you’ll ever be. ❜

❛ I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME. ❜

❛ My Minecraft girlfriend left me for a Fortnite player. ❜

❛ Okay, we’ve been on like 15 dates… can I call you my girlfriend yet? ❜

❛ I’m a 7 layer anxiety cake with bitch icing what do you want from me. ❜

❛ I stare at the abyss and the abyss goes ‘uwu’. ❜

❛ To go crazy, or to go stupid. That is the question. ❜

❛ You know you’re fucked when you haven’t fallen asleep yet and you can hear birds outside. ❜

❛ You’re my other braincell. ❜

❛ Fuck, I think I’m in love. ❜

❛ We’re all just gummy bears trapped in the gummy bag of reality. ❜

❛I’m not mad but why did you eat all the Pop-Tarts? ❜

❛ Pathetic. You’d never be able to keep watch in a zombie apocalypse. ❜

❛ Funky Kong is my fursona. ❜

❛ So this is Dungeons and Dragons, huh? Neat. ❜

[icy-hotpatch]

“Fuyu, you’ve done more for me than anyone else. Don’t think you haven’t..”

He couldn’t let her think that she’d never helped him. Not after everything they’ve all been through. Multiple times he can remember his big sister coming into his bedroom to comfort him as a child. Or just holding him after stressful training. She did the most she could. There wasn’t anything more she could’ve done, and he knew that. He was thankful for his siblings and what they’d attempted to do for him in his childhood. Even when they couldn’t. 

Oh wait. Was her hand a little colder than usual? Oh. Her emotions must be running high. It must’ve been because of what he had said. Shit.  

He opened his mouth to reply, but it seemed she had beaten him to pouring her heart out first. He felt his eyes pull to the floor in guilt. Poor Fuyu. She deserved better than to always think that she had to worry about him, or anyone other than herself, for that matter. She already had to deal with the old man now that they had all gotten older, and mostly moved away from him for the most part. But here she was. Forced to deal with- Whatever it is Dad was going through. A midlife crisis, Shouto was sure. He made sure to place his second hand over hers. Creating this now pile of hands and raw emotion. Forcing himself to make eye contact with her once more. His face, usually void of emotion, trying its best to show compassion. “I know...” He could go on, but he knew it’d only be dragging out what had already been said between them countless times. “I’m sorry, Fuyu. I shouldn’t have said it like that. I know I’m not.” 

He knows that now isn’t the time for words, not more to risk upsetting her again. So he pulls her into a tight hug. Something he’d not been able to give many people in the past. Something he needed to be giving to the people who gave to him when he needed it most.

[sandcvstles]

five-word sentences.

“ please just let me forget. ”

“ c'mon try to guess what. ”

“ just leave me alone already. ”

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

“ you can’t change my mind. ”

“ my mind is made up. ”

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

“ don’t do that to me. ”

“ think about what you’re doing. ”

“ why aren’t you listening now? ”

“ i want to sleep forever. ”

“ you need to leave now. ”

“ i’ll always have your back. ”

“ now there’s no going back. ”

“ the view really is spectacular. ”

“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”

“ why can’t you trust me? ”

“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”

“ i don’t love you anymore. ”

“ i am a great person. ”

“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”

“ exactly, why are you awake? ”

“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”

“ how is that not hilarious? ”

“ please just calm down now. ” 

“ i was already calm, asshole. ”

“ i can see your underwear. ”

“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”

“ please stop losing your temper. ”

“ you can cry if needed. ”

“ you have to run away. ”

“ i just wanna be yours. ”

“ ashes, we all fall down. ”

“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”

[icy-hotpatch]

@ice-aflame​ /🔥❄ Continued from here

That flinch. It made Shouto jump as well. He knows that feeling very well by now. That knee jerk reaction to flee from any thing slightly negative in fear that it would evolve into something much worse. He hates that he gave that reaction, let alone that feeling. He reaches to rest his hand onto her clenched one slowly, worry appearing in his eyes as he spoke softly.

“I’m sorry if that came off harsh. You have no reason to apologize.”

He went silent. Trying to lay out the words in his head. In a way that wouldn’t come out sounding like a certain someone in their lives. Like they already were going to sound anyway, he was sure. But he could try to turn this around. He had to.

“I just don’t want to give you another burden to bear.”

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[glamie]

{ continued from here @icy-hotpatch​ }

     “we’re kissing both in the minecraft server and in real life and then we dab. how’s that sound?”

[icy-hotpatch]

“As long as we do one slightly before the other, I can imagine it can work.”  “I would also be slightly surprised that any girl would ever want to go on a date like that.”

[icy-hotpatch]

what would you do if we kissed in a Minecraft server and we both dabbed? 😳😳😳

“Are we kissing in the minecraft server, then dabbing in real life? Either way it’d be a good day.”

[icy-hotpatch]

@ice-aflame

“I take blank checks as payment.”

[likeahawks-blog]

I guess that’s another one in the books, eh?

                             | Indie Hawks RP | Semi-Selective | 25+ Mun |

[redrrocket-blog]

Sharp Teeth • Red Meat • Manly Men

Semi-selective, Independent, Casual Eijiro Kirishima RP account

Please read my rules/ooc before interaction, thanks!

[worldsworstdadaward-blog]

and you think compassion’s a flaw                             and you’ll never let it show

| Indie Endeavor RP | Semi-Select | 25+ Mun | Ready to make this old man’s life worse |

[icy-hotpatch]

RULES:  Tag followers you want to know better!  

TAGGED BY: @shiinoyo

TAGGING: 

I’m pretty sure everyone I follow has been tagged in most of these memes already, but if you haven’t feel free to take it from me!

NAME:

Naomi, but a lot of people just call me Nao!

STAR SIGN: Cancer 

HEIGHT: 158cm / 5′2″

WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Ha oh god- It’s Jean. After my grandmother.

PUT YOUR ITUNES ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 4 SONGS THAT POPPED UP? I don’t think I’ve had itunes since 2012 but have this song I relate to Shouto a lot.

GRAB THE BOOK NEAREST YOU AND TURN TO PAGE 23. WHAT’S LINE 17? “ My job is too hard to explain here.” -For some reason my fiance has a Chuck Palahniuk book on the desk 

EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU? No but I can imagine it’d be horrible

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR? I never play air guitar, only air drums. And I’m sure it was recently.

WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? I honestly haven’t looked a lot of celebrities for a long while so um I’ll just tell you I once loved Lance Bass as a child and that pretty much explains everything about me now.

WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE + SOUND YOU LOVE?

HATE: This is going to sound horrible, but people eating loudly. Sometimes just ANYTHING eating loudly. I don’t know why but I cannot stand it. 

LOVE: Thunder is always really nice for me to fall asleep to. Also wind chimes!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? Yes.

HOW ABOUT ALIENS? And more yes. I’m all about most cryptid shit and the supernatural.

DO YOU DRIVE? I do! 

IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED? One (1) time, and I still feel bad about it.

WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? Listen. This is going to sound bad, but I literally cannot read without falling asleep. So reading doesn’t get done quickly(if at all) so I can just say I ATTEMPTED to read the rise of the guardian series like a year ago. I never got past the first book.

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? Yeah, not even gonna lie.

WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? I think it was swiss army man? I honestly can’t remember my patience for movies is incredibly small unless I talk through it like a jackass. 

WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD? I honestly have never had like A SUPER BAD INJURY like a broken arm or anything. So. I guess my days are fuckin numbered.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW? Enjihawks. (:

DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG? No. I just get very quiet. Because my problem is, I don’t think people do me wrong, I think I do people wrong. It takes a lot to get me to come to terms with the fact that u did me a dirty. So I’m just dumb like that.

IN A RELATIONSHIP? Yes!! I’ve been with my fiance for going on 8 years now!!

[icy-hotpatch]

CREATE A DRAGON BASED ON YOUR MUSE !!

Create your muse as a dragon then tag however many people you’d like to do the same! Remember to REPOST, do NOT REBLOG.

Tagged by: @shiinoyo TOTALLY  Tagging: Um I honestly don’t know who’s done this or not but if you haven’t done this, consider this me tagging you because this was fun!

[icy-hotpatch]

He didn’t even notice he’d been out for so long. He goes on these walks to clear his head and some how it turns dark and late in the evening. Enji has once again managed to say something to upset Shouto to he felt the need to leave the house silently. Fuyumi had been texting him every five minutes asking if he was okay, and also updating him about Enji’s horrible mood. After the first four messages or so, he silenced his phone. He just wanted to walk. No need to make him feel better about the situation that never got better. After it had dawned on him how late it had gotten, a familiar voice came through his thoughts. Although it was oddly silent. He snapped out of whatever he’d been thinking and turned to the voice. 

“Ah, good evening Yoarashi.” It took a minute to react to the sudden socialization. “Oh, yeah I just wanted to clear my head.” He mentioned. “It’s the old man. Nothing too special.” He should really probably look at his phone more often. “I should be asking you the same question though, is everything alright with you?” Usually Shouto wouldn’t think to be mindful of others, but since they were both out so late, and alone at that, he felt the need to make sure Yoarashi was also okay. They were friends.

[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — text starters !!!

feel free 2 change pronouns & such

[text:]   you  will  machete  through  this!!  **make it

[text:]  wait you like me ?? for my personality ???

[text:]  i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.

[text:]  make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know it’s cause i’m not there.

[text:]  hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[text:]  am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes

[text:]  words can’t describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10

[text:]  that’s a terrible idea.

[text:]  you’re a terrible idea.

[text:]  what, pray tell, the fuck

[text:]  sorry my battery’s on 96% i gtg

[text:]  do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that you’re keeping secrets so like idk i don’t wanna call you a liar but the stars don’t lie idk

[text:]  the only fetish i’m into is attention❜

[text:]  dogs are better than boys & that’s just a fact idc what u think❜

[text:]  we’re talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.❜

[text:]  hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????❜

[text:]  i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me❜

[text:]  when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.❜

[text:]  are you going to be a bitch your whole life?❜

[text:]  we had sex but it wasn’t that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldn’t stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked ‘so what do you want’ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao

[text:]  wym ‘fucker’ isn’t a term of endearment

[text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish i’m gonna have a fit

[text:] fuck you i do wtf i want

[text:] i know i’m a horrible roommate/part of why u can’t trust men but it’s 5 am so shut the fuck up

[text:] hey just wanted 2 let u know i’m beautiful. thank you & good night.