SENTENCES MEME.
"why...” thoughts to ponder (x)
“why doesn’t mcdonald’s sell hotdogs?”
“why are there no ‘b’ batteries?”
“why aren’t drapes double sided so they look nice inside and outside of your home?”
“why does quicksand work slowly?”
“why is vanilla ice-cream white when vanilla extract is brown?”
“why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?”
“why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every few hours?”
“why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?”
“why is a carrot more orange than an orange?”
“why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?”
“why don't women put pictures of their missing husbands on beer cans?”
“why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?”
“why does a round pizza come in a square box?”
“why doesn't tarzan have a beard?”
“why do superheroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?”
“why does pluto live in a dog house and eat dog food, but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?”
“why is mickey mouse bigger than his dog pluto?”
“why do they put holes in crackers?”
“why do they call him donkey kong if he’s not a donkey?”
“why does a priceless object cost more than a pricey one?”
“why do british people never sound british when they sing?”
“why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?”
“why does grass only smell when you cut it?”