*why is it spicy*

sometimes nsft 🔞 call me buttercup 🌶️ moaning myrtle's grandma 🐍 it's always sh!tpost o'clock here 👉👉

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little ways to romanticize your life

make it pretty. buy colorful pens to write, download cute templates for a journal, make a vision board.

surrounded yourself with favorite scents. whether that be a candle, perfume, essential oil, body wash, etc.

wear something pretty every day. no matter if it's a necklace, headband or whole outfit.

redecorate for your mood. put plants and cute décor around work, your car, your home. use lights that remind you of the sunset or the twinkling night sky.

appreciate the little things. the smell of coffee in the morning, the sound of the rain hitting the ground, the warmth of the sun on your face.

take pictures of every beauty you can find no matter how small.

turn up the music when you have to get chores done and dance your way through them

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And just like me, my polar is bi

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POV you can't stop going back to your toxic ex

So I invent a human equivalent of that stuff they spray on dogs feet so they don't lick them and give it to you both.

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If you don’t say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to AI, we are not the same. I’m out here treating ChatGPT like a Victorian butler and you’re just barking orders!?

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We'll call him Loch, pronounced lock, short for Loch Ness Monster

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what dreams may come when we shuffle off the mortal coil must give us pause

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True Love Test

Per the movie The Life List

Four questions to ask yourself:

Can you tell them everything in your heart?

Are they kind?

Do they help you become the best version of yourself?

Can you imagine them as the parent of your children?

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Dr. Doolittle vs. Eliza Thornberry

Who would win the battle?

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washing the dog on the same schedule as my car

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doesn't make sense to do it when it's going to rain

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washing the dog on the same schedule as my car

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waking up with sheet marks from that good sleep, going down to the bathroom mirror to test out my new scars to see which ones make me look harder

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If they keep showing you the same red flags, then those are red facts honey

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So would you guys come to my mental disorder reveal party or nah?

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Please allow me to introduce you to... my favorite....guinea pigs in hats

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Such a pity when someone else is in the bathroom, stopping me from running and making weird faces in every mirror on my way out

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Idk about y'all but I absolutely despise putting eye drops in. I physically cannot squeeze Satan's teardrops into my eyes.

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Is it sensory heaven or a sensory nightmare.... I don't know