Daivasaurus

I haven't been here in a while. probs just gonna drunken shitpost.

[outofcontextdnd]

"Look there's a lot of ways we could poison this man, that's all I'm saying."

-Death Cleric

[srsfunny]

Saw something similar and had to recreate.

[yesterdaysprint]

The New York Times, New York, January 3, 1897

[bathtimefunduck]

History in a nutshell

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“What do women think about women?

WE ASKED A MAN”

[plaguedocboi]

People are starting to put out hummingbird feeders, y’all know what that means

[kairibloodheart]

The plauge doctors are returning, nature is healing

[cortue]

One of the things I like about this website is that there are people I’ve been following on here for so long that it has been literal years since we shared a single fandom thing in common and basically never talk and yet when I see their posts, another gifset for a show I don’t watch and have no context for, I still feel a friendly warmth like – hey, glad you’re out there still enjoying random shit.  Here’s some content on the niche thing I’m hyper fixating on in return.

[thedogfeelings]

[likeusnerds]

your 20's be like

me: nvm I'm totally nailing this adult thing

*new problem appears*

me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K

[senatorgana]

today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something to upset you” because i used to only call him dad when i was annoyed and i was like…….oh

look what you did internet

you made the word daddy weird for me and now you’ve made my dad feel insecure

[homosexualchronicles]

oh my god

[babyanimalgifs]

OMG

[thisiswhereiletmymindexplode]

[wynn1ng]

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

[bluwiikoon-archive]

Sandshrew did such a good job!!

[fullhalalalchemist]

here’s my question……………if an animal was extremely endangered, like borderline almost extinct…..could beast boy……y’know…..

[fullhalalalchemist]

you all ignored this so im bringing it back

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Yes. He could.

[trilllizard666]

yeah, he can turn into fucking dinosaurs so of course he can turn into near extinct animals. fuck kinda question is this?

[trilllizard666]

wait a minute.

WAI-

[sarahseeandersen]

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

L is for the way you look at me

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

O is for the only one I see

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

V is very very extraordinary

[chainsawpunk]

Egg

[bitchycode]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment