Jeff watches NBC's Sound of Music--Live!
I’d like to give you this gift...because you’re a WHORE.
SHE’S a NUN?!
Yeah! Sex it up!
They are the most obnoxious children ever. No thank you.“thanks for bringing your children to the party” Sell them!
She is sad...she has feelings in her bits. Nuns can’t have feelings in their bits.
She should sing a song about it. it’s the proper way to express your feelings--WITH SONG.
Ugh! Riveting.
Who sings with their children and then goes for an afternoon walk?! What are they in, America?!
Welcome back. Glad you got rid of that stupid braid.
Does that other woman come back and ruin the wedding?!
That looks awful! No one can see your BOOBS!
Why wasn’t YOUR veil longer than your dress?! Does that bustle somewhere?
Does she not have a father? Does she not have a family? Is she an orphan? Is that why she wanted to be a nun?
This wedding just made my dog throw up.
They’re singing for Nazis! NAZIS!
Now they have two days to leave?! Do they make it?! It’s almost 11 o’clock!
Is this almost over?
He’s about to sing again, isn’t he.
Why aren’t the children singing? Maybe they forgot to practice this part.
What a sad national anthem. I think I just fell asleep.
Ok this song is three minutes long…there’s only 12 minutes left.
They plan on running away! Stone them!
Encore? Are they in a competition? Is this a competition? Then what are the judges for?! To decide if they live or die…
I thought he had until monday?!
They just sing the same songs over and over! What are they doing?
Even Nazis would find that adorable.
yew and yew and yeew ew!
He’s going to carry her off the stage, and then carrie will be the only one left, and then they’ll shoot her. right?!
Now they have 12 minutes to get out of the country.
defectors! YUP.
You’ve been DUPED!
How could a female soloist get 2nd place in Nazi germany?!
Now there’s only ten minutes to get out of the country.
That’s gotta be exhausting.
Get them! Kill them! *Gasp* It’s a love story!
Is the nun helping them? Selfless.
Is this where she spins around?
Why are there so many people there? Oh, the nunnery. How are they going to escape the nunnery? Unless they marry into money...then they just let you leave.












