Smol Bird.

Hanky panky

[veeranger]

I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny

[veeranger]

me looking at porn to raise my body temp and delay hypothermia

[veeranger]

why are people still reblogging this its summer

[kaiju-emperor]

Apple, I don’t know how to tell you that other parts of the world are always cold.

[veeranger]

i refuse to accept that there are experiences other than my own

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[ruinedchildhood]

[skygenders]

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

[eva-420]

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

[emrysmerlyn]

He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.

[thecutestofthecute]

this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it

[thatveganwhiterose]

He’s so happy he doesn’t know what to do with himself.

[highlandvalley]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

GIVE HIM THE FISH

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

[deathfromabove1989-deactivated2]

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[synille]

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together. 

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

This shit is so hilarious

[destinyrush]

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

[dicknurse]

actual definition of BDE

[somecutething]

[vanjalen]

This is so fucking funny he did great

[meowpurrnom]

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu! Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color) Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

[pixelvted-deactivated20131026]

fucking oh god

[homonymph]

FUCK I WANT

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

Damn. he did it to us again

[illness-deactivated20180325]

he owns all of this

[volcainist]

This is me 100%

[ruinedchildhood]

when your free trial runs out

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[internet]

[gorillamunchies]

no thank you, owen

[fakehistory]

Jesus Christ of Nazareth rises from his grave three days after his death [33 AD, Artist’s Interpretation]

[magicalinspo]

take a breath, spit out the blood in your mouth, and get back up on your feet. you still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

[ginger-ale-official]

Me getting up from the chair at the dentist after a quadruple root canal

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

Your response has nothing to do with ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

and your response doesn’t have anything to do with being the biggest clown on the block but here we are again