what are the fuck is happening

hey im jalen im 29 and I don't know what the hell i'm talking about. wishlist anime blog facebook (previously promo4homo & polytoed)

[dogpuppy]

[dear-girl-something]

kids will be like "appy juice is my favorite" and when you ask why theyll say its because of dialectical materialism

[theonion]

Assuring Americans that a routine medical exam had confirmed the president had no pressing health concerns, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, claimed Wednesday that Donald Trump was a perfectly healthy 9-foot-tall 35-year-old. “After concluding his physical, I can say with confidence that President Trump exhibits normal vitals for a titanic behemoth born in 1991,” Barbabella told reporters, adding that the commander-in-chief’s cardiovascular health was so exemplary that he had finally cracked the three-minute mile. Full Story

[freakoutgirl]

I don't trust anyone with my vulnerability except 10,000 strangers on Tumblr

[mrsterlingeverything]

[kushblazer666]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[monster2003]

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

[dogpuppy]

[sailatina3]

Indeed.com would like to drop in your notifications to say "HI deadname mcmaleson! There's a new opening to be a senior customer advisory tech associate supervisor at the raising caines 200 miles from your home!"

[bladeweave]

you can feel the moment in a tv show when a woman who was an independent character suddenly becomes a love interest. its like a shackle locking onto her ankle.

[importantdogimages]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[my-dailydreams]

[jenny-holzer]

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes