PENDEJA.

🇲🇽. 24.

[10-3-1988]

[big-perk]

I’m not a piece of meat

[iwas-handpicked]

[1moneychaserworld-deactivated20]

[sik3rning]

Tell her she's pretty and cum on her face

[brokefatnigga]

Slapping ur dick on her tongue >>>

[lexxnova]

Energy

[emptystic]

[sweetscaryvulgar]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[werenotreallystrangers]

[qaradise]

[gnarly]

reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please lol

[winemummy]

Anyway, I want to be rawed romantically

[westtlee]

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all, you’re horny asf, stop lying”

[trycoastal]

[funny-tik-toks]

[zagreus]

absolutely IMPECCABLE comedic timing here