Scripted by Kaz

♡ Requests Are OPEN ♡ — ✦ — Musings | Aesthetics | Edits Roleplay Prompts & Starters Scripted By Kaz — ✦ — kyu / dash icon by: cuddles-edits music note icon by: meuliliac

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Welcome to lilac-rph ❤︎⁠ This is a RPH (roleplay help) blog that's been around for years now. I do RP musings, writing prompts / sentence starters / inbox memes, aesthetic board edits, pride icon edits, and occasionally take on the task of making RP icon packs. You can call me Kaz, Kay, or Lilac! My pronouns are It/He (+).

Please read my rules/info before requesting!

I don't really do strict DNI's, but know that if you're bigoted or disrespectful, I have no qualms with blocking you for it. Please do not bring discourse onto my blog.

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If something's dirty after you touch it —

The problem is your hands, dipshit.

CUT IT OFF !

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I get away with so much shit 'cause you think I'm hot.

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There's no button to push for third base. I'm not trying to seduce you, fuckface.

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They've learned that the closer you look like to a kid, The more money you get - From a forty-two-year-old piece of shit.

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Over time, you'll not remember normalcy. Because normalcy is what you see repeatedly.

So there will be nothing to miss. It must be so relieving for you to hear this.

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Reminder that my requests are open! It's been ages since I've got any, which is certainly part of why this blog isn't as active as it used to be. I'll work on some stuff soon regardless! — Kaz ❤︎

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There is no moral. The wolf eats you one day.

And until it does, The forest is beautiful.

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dubcon but it's me bringing you back from the dead.

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Skin to skin contact isnt enough. I need teeth to internal organs.

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using her skull as an ashtray — after I eat her.

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Starters || Out-Of-Context Things My Friends and I Have Said.

❝ Kill God. Rule Hell by the Devil’s side. ❞

❝ Go to Hell. Actually, on second thought, don’t. Because I’m definitely going there, and I never want to see you again. ❞

❝ The Devil would be proud of you, and so am I. ❞

❝ I’m going to fight God. I don’t even believe in God, but I’m going to fight him for this one. ❞

❝ Oh, good! Welcome to the dark side. ❞

❝ I believe in us! ... Okay, that’s a lie. I believe in you. ❞

❝ Me, a total dumbass? More likely than you’d think! ❞

❝ Emotional stability? What’s that? — ❞

❝ Aesthetic, that’s why. ❞

❝ You nibble crackers, not people! ❞

❝ No… I didn’t… Look, I got coffee, and then got distracted by the cat. IN MY DEFENSE, they wanted pets. ❞

❝ It was totally a joke! I was kidding, wait — ! ❞

❝ You’re not a person. You’re a concept. ❞

❝ Please don’t eat their flesh - that’s permanent. ❞

❝ I’m just gonna lay here until the world makes sense again... Or until somebody trips over me. Y’know, whichever comes first. ❞

❝ Sleep is a construct, okay? Where’s my coffee? —  ❞

❝ It wouldn’t be the creative process if there wasn’t crying involved.

❝ Don’t touch my books. ❞

❝ I know you’re not on my side. I’m not even on my side. ❞

❝ Mistakes were made. Coffee mugs were broken. It’s a long story.

❝ Any rumors of me functioning, are a lie. ❞

❝ Or you could develop a severe caffeine addiction like me. ❞

❝ I can tolerate the ever-living fuck out of you. ❞

❝ Okay, I’ve successfully choked down coffee stronger than [my/your] pride, so I’m significantly closer to being alive. ❞

❝ People don’t need a fairytale where the pain goes away. ❞

❝ I’ve seen what that does to people. Not fucking interested. ❞

❝ I am part of the problem. ❞

❝ If there’s anything I’ve realized about you, it’s that you enjoy when things fall apart. ❞

❝ Have fun in your delusional castle of glass, I suppose. ❞

❝ I’ll stick to my coffee, thanks. ❞

❝ I am alive out of spite. ❞

❝ Sometimes the best thing you can do when you realize you’ve fucked up, is take a step back, regroup, and move on. ❞

❝ We cried, we got drunk; we laughed, and we moved on. ❞

❝ Things will get better. Definitely not today, probably not tomorrow, and maybe not next week. But they will. ❞

❝ Unless her tits are reinforced with Kevlar? She’s dead. ❞

❝ Everyone is art. We’re all masterpieces. ❞

You’re right, and we’re all just floating in our sea of wrongness, being wrong — ❞

❝ Because Mama didn’t raise a mother fucking quitter! ❞

❝ Hey, I love you. ❞

❝ Take me on a date to Hell. We can dance on the coals with demons and monsters. ❞

❝ I did not want to cry at work! ❞

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using his skull as an ashtray — after I eat him.

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What do you mean I can’t inspect your warm insides with a scalpel & my bare hands ?

Don’t you love me?

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We never talk about How you found God at your ex's house.

Always made sure that the phone was face-down.

Seems like overnight, I'm just the bitch you hate now.

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All the silence just makes it worse, really 'Cause it leaves you so top-of-mind for me.

All the silence is just your strategy 'Cause it leaves you so top-of-mind for me.

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I'm lookin' for an answer in-between the lines Lyin' to yourself if you think we're fine

You're confused and I'm upset, but We never talk about it.