I'm amazing obvi.

no description needed babes 😘

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Hey everyoneeeee

I'm the admin of this account, but will not give my name away for privacy reasons.

I love Chloe so much, redeemed and unredeemed are both fun.

Edit:

I am 19 at this time, but still ask that I don't get sent any uncomfy asks. And if I do, I will let you know as a common courtesy.

If you wish to talk to me as in the admin, please specify.

Chloe will be kinda bitchy at times, but I promise I really don't mean it.

My pronouns are she/her.

No hate on lgbtq, any race or misogyny will be tolerated here.

I'm here to have fun as I'm sure the rest of you are too, so feel free to send asks and interact with me

Edit: for clarity sake, my hc for Chloe is her being bi.

And my Pen Name is Panda, which leads to my main account @therealtrashpanda

[marzi-boo]

things to appreciate: gorilla carrying adrien like some cat

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

@adrienagrestebrandofficial you’re literally one step away from being Simba.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Activity check!

Hey queen, you ready for season 6? 👑 🐝

- @chatblancofficial

As ready as I’m gonna be

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Has anyone ever told you that you're a literal icon.?

No, but an American found a way to insult me by calling me blonde one time.

[icecreamandre]

we're reaching out to you regarding your car's extended warranty. This is a final courtesy call. Ask one of our qualified operators for more information, available 24-7.

I drive an ice cream cart, I don’t believe I need insurance.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

You do, if half of your profession involves telling people they can't have ice cream together because the ice cream says they aren't shipping goals.

[kagamitsurugiofficial]

Do you like Pigeons

Yes (I'm not allergic/don't know if I am/I am Mr. Ramier/Mr. Pigeon)

No (I'm not allergic/don't know if I am)

Yes (I am allergic)

No (I am Allergic)

Yes (Mr. Ramier really opened my eyes)

No (I'm sick of that pigeon akuma and now hate pigeons more than before)

Yes (I am a pigeon)

No (I am a Pigeon)

i have no opinions on this

Secret Third Option (place in tags)

I am the Pigeon Illuminati (And I am going to Get You)

Coo Coo

Voting ended onMar 26, 2024

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Did/does anyone ever call you Babygirl?

The closest thing that ever happened to me was that one time someone pranked me into thinking they wanted to go out with me. Of course, I turned the tables on them when the ruse was revealed and pretended to know the whole time, "waiting for the right moment to humiliate them for thinking I'd want to waste my time on them"

[eelec-knife-fish-kwami]

I want to be a chair

[rose-lavillant1]

you can be a chair

[ninolahiffeofficial]

It'd be close to impossible to turn you into a chair but I believe in you

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Maybe Dupain-Cheng Marinette can sew them in the shape of one-

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

I don't think that's how that works Chlo.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Have you tried it?

[eelec-knife-fish-kwami]

I want to be a chair

[rose-lavillant1]

you can be a chair

[ninolahiffeofficial]

It'd be close to impossible to turn you into a chair but I believe in you

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Maybe Dupain-Cheng Marinette can sew them in the shape of one-

[rose-lavillant1]

is everybody okay?

[julekacouffaineufficial]

Yes....for now

[rose-lavillant1]

baby i know you like it but you cant set the tower on fire again ☺️

[julekacouffaineufficial]

You are right babe, I should change monument to burn, i don't want to get repetitive.

You think alix will be mad if I burn the luvre?

[rose-lavillant1]

i think so... oh! what about the mayor hotel?

[julekacouffaineufficial]

Mmm but then chloe and zoe would be mad...wait we can ask them where their parents room are and burn only them!!!! I am sure they would love it!!!

[rose-lavillant1]

they would help us! thats a great idea darling ☺️

[official-zoelee]

Top floor, it's the room with the fanciest door! And then they have a whole series of rooms behind there, make sure you get everything

[rose-lavillant1]

thank you for the advise ^^ do you wanna help us?

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Don't forget the shoes. That's on the top 10 of mother's worst nightmares.

[icecreamandre]

FUCK YOU

But I’m so nice 😞

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Are you though?

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

You, Marinette, Rose, Juleka, Kagami and Al Yankovic would make a pretty fire arson squad though

Why would Weird Al be committing arson with Parisian Teenagers?

I can't say I haven't had the thought.

I also think I remember committing arson with Nino, Kim and Alix when we were like 5. Because they decided to cancel recess that day or something.

[icecreamandre]

I do NOT ship MariChat.

They know why.

[cringecorekitty]

why do you hate love

[icecreamandre]

Why do YOU like seeing me get akumatized?

[cringecorekitty]

why are YOU getting upset enough over two teenagers going on a date to be akumatized instead of letting people handle their own relationships?

[marinettedesignsofficial]

I will never not be concerned about a grown man being so focused on whether two teenagers are or aren't dating with ice cream metaphors.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

And he doesn't even have a licence to serve food

[rose-lavillant1]

and he dosent reconize non straight patners

[rose-lavillant1]

he told me and juleka were besties, we kissed in front of him!

[official-zoelee]

Wow??? Not cool Mr Ice-Cream Guy

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

We should have a 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 with him.

[nothawkmothofficial]

Hypothetically when me my wife my assistant and a comedian who ISN'T harry clown went to ice cream he said we couldn't get any because the "flavours were muddled" or whatever

[icecreamandre]

Come back with just your assistant and I’ll give you ice cream.

[nothawkmothofficial]

Not even my wife? Wtf is with this dude?

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

I'm convinced he just sucks to suck.

[icecreamandre]

I do NOT ship MariChat.

They know why.

[cringecorekitty]

why do you hate love

[icecreamandre]

Why do YOU like seeing me get akumatized?

[cringecorekitty]

why are YOU getting upset enough over two teenagers going on a date to be akumatized instead of letting people handle their own relationships?

[marinettedesignsofficial]

I will never not be concerned about a grown man being so focused on whether two teenagers are or aren't dating with ice cream metaphors.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

And he doesn't even have a licence to serve food

[rose-lavillant1]

and he dosent reconize non straight patners

[rose-lavillant1]

he told me and juleka were besties, we kissed in front of him!

[official-zoelee]

Wow??? Not cool Mr Ice-Cream Guy

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

We should have a 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 with him.

[yellow-hornet-official]

i can kill him if y'all want :)

[ninolahiffeofficial]

No murder

[emonetteevil]

Yes murder. I love killing homophobic shitheads.

What? I'm evil and emo but I'm still a human being. I have common decency.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

Nah nah there's better ways to get to him

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

I have an idea. We change the law and make murder legal.

[icecreamandre]

I do NOT ship MariChat.

They know why.

[cringecorekitty]

why do you hate love

[icecreamandre]

Why do YOU like seeing me get akumatized?

[cringecorekitty]

why are YOU getting upset enough over two teenagers going on a date to be akumatized instead of letting people handle their own relationships?

[marinettedesignsofficial]

I will never not be concerned about a grown man being so focused on whether two teenagers are or aren't dating with ice cream metaphors.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

And he doesn't even have a licence to serve food

[rose-lavillant1]

and he dosent reconize non straight patners

[rose-lavillant1]

he told me and juleka were besties, we kissed in front of him!

[official-zoelee]

Wow??? Not cool Mr Ice-Cream Guy

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

We should have a 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 with him.

[thelibraryloser]

Where do we get in the line to smash plates of food on Gabriel Agreste?

[cococookiedraws]

reblog to smash a plate of food on Gabriel Agreste

🥧

🫴

[luka-kitty-section]

🍲

🫴

[rose-lavillant1]

🍛

🫴

[ninolahiffeofficial]

🥘

🫴

[chatblancofficial]

🍝

🫴

[duusu-peacock-kwami]

thats a waste of good food tho

Smasht he rotten food on him instead and eat the good fiod

[rose-lavillant1]

🕯️

🫴

a candle so it burns ☺️

[julekacouffaineufficial]

⚓️

🫴

This should hurt

[official-zoelee]

☄️

🫴

Don't ask where I got the meteor don't worry about it!

[marinettedesignsofficial]

🔪

🫴

Oops. My hand slipped.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

🚗

🫴

Oh no. So did mine. How tragic.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

@adrienagrestebrandofficial we really need to just write a huge book of the bad stuff our parents got away with, so everyone is aware of who they really are.

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

I approve of this message.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

We're gonna chicken feathers, eggs and paper scraps your father's statue too if you want. Like normally there's no way I'd mess with that stuff, but I absolutely would for that.