[numba-one-flaya]

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

[slimgoodymakeba]

[kyungsensual-deactivated2016022]

you know what? i feel sorry for you. you must be incredibly close minded to not hang out with someone just because they smoke. smoking is a way of life for me, it makes me feel alive and stops me cutting. shame on you for shaming people who smoke, you are the worse.

i have asthma

[morekichuwathanyou]

There’s finally a bathroom for me and my magnum dong.

[lilbandegg]

Merry merry merry Christmas to my lil cutie who always makes my day and Andrei too I guess 😉💕

[untexting]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[nezdaya]

That moment when you find a catfish

[nofaddano-deactivated20150903]

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes girl: *looks up* guy:

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

Girl: u like horror games? 

Me: ye

[baliwind100-deactivated20200620]

[stability]

when you lay down for bed and realize you forgot to brush your teeth

[mitchellzswag]

Is this gay porn

[stability]

no…? its when you lay down for bed and realize you forgot to brush your teeth

[agrownwomansromance-deactivated]

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

[derpycats]

Chillin

[mrbulian]

me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown*

me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame

[meanplastic]

[allteeensrelate]

when your playlist on shuffle and your fave song comes on

[bluonda]