"I Make No Apologies

For how I chose to repair what you broke." -Meredith Grey

[broriarty]

[winestained-dresses]

[loosellps]

[delilahrasputin]

I am on season 2 of One Tree Hill and all but 2 of these things have already happened.

[stimman4000]

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[fischyplier]

It’s so beautiful! :’)

[ebroxas72]

I legitimately thought at first that those were baked beans and not peanuts. Which was quite the way of interpreting this.

[budacub]

same

[teenagerposts]

[condensates]

Okay this is funny but where’s the freakin link??? I need one of those cases

STOP POSTING DOPE ASS PRODUCTS WITHOUT THE LINK

[brokestudents]

YOU GUYS… I found that phone case online here and it has 30+ games built in like Tetris, Super Mario Bros, Contra, Donkey Kong, Star Force and more. Got mine on sale and with free shipping!!

[st4rm41d]

bro, dont worry about it, just fall in love with me, itll be epic

[looprole]

via flickr

[compulsive]

[acidpanter]

Unpopular opinion:

Not all dogs…

Are good boys.

[acidpanter]

[acidpanter]

Sometimes…

They are good girls!!!!1!!

[ohbuddyboyitssmueer]

UNBLOCKED

[lilbear522]

Do not touch me!

No means no. If I say straight up we can chill but do not touch me, do not touch me. Being invited out with me and my girl is NOT AN INVITATION TO TOUCH ME. offering you a ride home because your drunk is NOT AN INVITATION TO HOOK UP. You are what gives males a bad name. Fuck your and your entitlement. Seriously, if you ask for a kiss and I say no DO NOT KISS ME CHEEK INSTEAD. I'll never understand how no means yes/maybe to someone. And for the love of god if you lay a hand on my friend again I will fuck you up. Rant over. 👍🏼

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[mouse-named-minerva]

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

[marvelanddcsmut]

Super important, please re log darlings

[lilbear522]

It sucks to miss someone and know they don't miss you

[lilbear522]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“No matter how irrational I may sound, it’s real to me.”

— lorri Smith

[tackled]

[peacehoax]

brain, for no reason: you feel sad me: thanks

[lilbear522]

I'm undoubtedly sinking back into that dark place. Like the deepest parts of the ocean where the light doesn't reach. I had worked so hard, swimming and fighting to get above the water, to breath. And I saw the light, for a few wonderous moments, before my arms gave out, my feet couldn't kick anymore, and suddenly it just seem worthless to fight it. If one thing in my life is consistent it's that darkness that I've become so familiar with.

[danger]