Depraved Shit

I have brought you this blog from the creamiest depths of my mind

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STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

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Y’all ugly bye

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Science journal- yellow/green

Math journal- Red

Social studies journal- blue

Language arts journa- Composition notebook

If your hourly didn’t match this in elementary school, you can’t be trusted.

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Word

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Suck my Fuck, Bitch!!!!

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My DMs dog is blind in both eyes AND I LOVE HIM AND I WOULD DIE FOR HIM BECAUSE HE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN THE WORLD!!!!

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Cold water? Room temp? HAH! Amateurs!!!

I drink hot car water you cowards! You squabble over who is stronger but, fear ME peasants!!!! It taste like the fires of hell and I love it, No god could ever stand before me!!!

[opzolder69]

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Spooky and contagious! What a bargain!!

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Car dinks too much Men, gets in its Alcohol and causes a three Alcohol pile up

[trulyinterestingsandwich]

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Frothy cunt Sherbet

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“It’s important to love yourself... Dumbass”

-Gandhi

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-Micheal Scott

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Ah yes the chin

Or as it is said in colloquial english the face groin

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Goblin Necromancer: You think that torture will make me crack?!

Me:*purple nurples him*

Goblin:*screams in pain* Fool! I’ll never talk.

Warlock:*unzips pants* *nat 20*

Goblin:*screams in terror* “Okay I’ll talk!”

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Maddie:You can suck my dick aiden!

Aiden:You can’t stop me!

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Brooklyn:You have organs and when I find them, I will steal them.

Maddie:You can try it bitch!

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Crude style that makes me uncomfortable, wonky shaped person with hole in their torso

But also..

There’s a shadow entity behind them

[home-sheepo]

This exudes an indescribable aura. When I look at this I feel something similar to an emotion, but I have no words to describe what that emotion might be, or if it even is one. I wouldn’t call this object evil, but it is surely a harbinger of something permanent and blissful. Maybe death. This item is not meant to be bought or sold. This is an item you can never truly own, it merely exists . That’s a fucking SCP

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This object’s effects present themselves inside a building. Upon being placed down on a desk, table, or shelf, the items effects take hold slowly fading in over the course of 24 hours. These effects change based on the distance from the object itself. At the farthest point(s) in the building the effect is at its weakest only manifesting a mild sense of dread. Moving closer to the object an increasing sense of being followed devoleps aswell as panic and paranoia. Although no entities can be seen through cameras or otherwise. Living with the object also results in changes to the house, such as doors silently closing/opening when not in direct line of sight or sudden drops in room temperature. When coming into contact with the object all D-class personnel report feeling a hand grasp firmly on their shoulder and an imprint of a hand can be clearly seen on any clothing worn at the moment of contact. upon removing the object from its surface subjects report the hand seemingly vanish and any effects of the item itself cease. Notably the object is reported to be very difficult to move almost as if it has been glued down