#funny dnd

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[glorbs-dominion]

[zackapplewhite]

I like the way this skeleton thinks 😅

[ender-the-insomniac]

Guys, I don't remember this quest in Assassin's Creed 3

It took me two hours to get the UI right. This was supposed to be a doodle for the D&D session doodle page. The autism said otherwise.

Btw I'll likely upload the full page later today, depends on how much I push myself to get it done

[illarian-rambling]

Also, random funny story, but I just found out about this chain of events and it's been making me laugh all night

So, way back during my last dnd campaign, I played a wild magic barb named Tiany. Now, Tiany had a very specific wave that I liked to incorporate into roleplay. Arm fully extended, hand waving like a windshield wiper in a storm, very excited. This was very fun to do at the dm whenever she spotted monarchs or bbegs she'd decided were her friends.

Anyways, cut to a year later, we're in a whole new campaign and we've gone out of food after a session. One of the other players tells me that he actually picked up Tiany's wave and does it irl sometimes, which like, same here, it's fun. BUT IT GETS BETTER!

Apparently, at the company this guy works at, they get a lot of businessmen from Japan. And he's accidentally done Tiany's wave at these Japanese businessmen enough times that they've started to pick it up and do it too. So now I can't stop laughing at the thought of these serious Japanese businessmen doing my barbarian's goofy little toddler wave at each other. Sometimes, the world is good 👍

[benchwarmerxp]

So Odysseus calls himself nobody and tricks a cyclops into thinking that's his name.

According to 5e, cyclops have an intelligence of 8.

Apparently 8 intelligence is all you need to fall for the oldest trick in the book.

[i-hate-it-here-lmao]

[parsnip-problems]

Atheist d&d character:

“Oh I believe they exist but like they’re just powerful magical creatures right? like we didn’t worship that grand mage, why we gonna worship them?”