beautiful stranger

"and i wanna come home to you, but home is just a room with my safest sounds." - talk me down, troye sivan *beware autoplay music

[odinsblog]

Libraries are one of the few remaining public goods that haven’t been completely privatized and profitized. Libraries are virtually free to the public, regardless of race, class, gender, religion or sexual orientation. And it needs to stay that way. Capitalists need to keep their dirty, grubby little HANDS OFF libraries.

[knifefightscene]

twitter is really somewhere else like someone with ‘depp’ in their username posted a few screenshots claiming that amber heard abused johnny depp n like cut this finger or whatever with no links to any article to support their claims and now everyone on twitter is like ‘amber heard is the abuser how did i not see this coming i can finally support depp again’ like i beg u to have 1 brain cell please you guys are so quick to turn on women especially abused victims i’ll believe it when i see actual proof

[lilfoodmonster]

https://www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/DeppHeard.pdf Here’s the document of the complaint he filed. The 87 sets of security footage show that she wasn’t assulted by him as she claims, and that she has said under oath that she’s violently attacked him multiple times.

[hugostolz]

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

[hugostolz]

we are off to a GREAT start

[gaypussyretard]

[exploding-goats]

I can’t wait to read the new book in the Twilight saga

[valtsv]

the only sad thing about voltron ending is that it took this long

[valtsv]

its only been 2 years???

[powerfulwizard]

Voltron really did make 8 fucking seasons in 2 years

[senshimeshi]

8 seasons????

[kotbliny]

[eroscestlavie]

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

[dajo42]

fred and george weasley on the top floor in hogwarts trying to get slinkies all the way down by predicting the pattern the stairs are gonna shift in

[dajo42]

they actually figure it out, they calculate the exact pattern, and start distributing it

suddenly, students are barely ever late to classes any more and there are significantly fewer incidents of getting lost around the castle

everything goes wonderfully for a week, all the professors are baffled but pleased

until the end of the week when the true purpose for the pattern’s distribution becomes clear. schoolwide slinky race. a thousand conjured slinkies all let loose at the same time. the rustling of the swarm of springs echoes through the halls of hogwarts. the house elves refer to the dreaded Slinky Sunday for centuries

[lumbahjacki]

Not gonna lie this is probably the best HP head cannon I’ve read yet.

[manuvers-deactivated20190209]

Good for her but also why is this image so funny to me

[thighschool]

[von-felden]

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

[smidnite]

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

[agnesstarker-deactivated2020060]

Yet pornbots still exist

[springlockedfoxy]

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

[arahir]

honestly supernatural outliving tumblr is the biggest plot twist of this decade

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me:

[mjalti]

I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

[manrepellent]

[rosapotentis]

Is Abcde a stupid name? Yes, of course it is.

Does that give the employee the right to post a photo of the girl’s full name online in order to mock it ok? Absolutely not.

Apparently the employee had a habit of taking photos of people at work and making fun of them, and the mom only contacted the airline when she found that out. That is perfectly reasonable. The employee should absolutely be fired.

But also, don’t give your kids names like Abcde.

[pawpels]

There are no heroes in this story

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The only innocent in this tale is the poor kid who can’t help the fact her parents think naming their kid Ab City and spelling it Abcde is Acceptable

[c-ssandras-archive]

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

[c-ssandras-archive]

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

[remadeheartachemotel]

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

[ultrawebcomics]

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

[jedimagnus]

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

[kayliemalinza]

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

[byerosa]

things janet did: THAT

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

I love that on tv it looks so good and in gif form you can see the lack of contact

[frank--enstein]

[biff-donderglutes]

yo same

[pileofknives]

it do be like that though

[ronchronchronch]

I don’t think this should be reblogged without the context that this a nude Ghost Rider pin-up that was printed in an official Marvel Comics swimsuit special