the devil in me

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 🥜 LILPHINA

Seraphina: I actually have no idea since I didn't actually read it past no nut November. The excess of emojis is rather irksome, no? I knew you wouldn't actually be into the concept but I was incredibly curious to see how you would respond. I assumed you'd just leave me on read, but that response is much more interesting.

Lilith: It's incredibly irksome and in the future, I'd love to request keeping such annoying tests to yourself or else to lesser beings. I have a personal rule about leaving people on read or else I would have. How was my response interesting? It seems quite boiler-plate to me.

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 🥜 LILPHINA

Seraphina: YALL 👱👱‍♀️KNOW WHAT MF TIME 🕓 IT IS...🚫NO NUT🚫💦✊🏻😩👅🥜 NOVEMBER IS UPON US🦃 😩WE AINT BUSSIN A SINGLE NUT 💦✊🏻😩till DICKember 🌲❄️🌨☃️ SO WE CAN SAVE THESE CUMMIES 💦😩👅 FOR DADDY SANTA🎅😤🙌🏻 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE SLUTTIEST 💦👅 HO HO HOES YOU KNOW 👵🏻🤰🏻 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOU NUT💦🌲 A STICKY LOAD😩💦✊🏻✊🏻 IN SANTA’S 🎅💦 BEARD😩🙌🏻👅 GET 🔟 BACK AND FILL SANTA’S NAUGHTY GIFT SACK😏😩🙌🏻💦 WITH YOUR CUMMIES 💦😩👅☃️🎅

Lilith: You know I have great respect for you, Seraphina, but what in the devil's red hell did you just make me read?

Lilith: That's a rhetorical question, in case you weren't sure. I have proficient comprehension skills. I hope you won't hold it against me that I don't return the sentiment. This is the first November that I've ever had a boyfriend and I won't agree to any contract, riddled with emojis or otherwise, that signs away my evil-given right to orgasm.

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 😈 LILOBEL

Isobel: How was the boring bloodsucker bash, Virgin? I heard they had the band of children performing for the event, so it must’ve been pretty awful, right? You and the sainted one should’ve come to the Original Sin gig, it was a scream! Literally!

Lilith: In all fairness, it was my first real party, but I thought it was perfectly pleasant and, unfortunately for you and your mad dog friend, the band played wonderfully. Perhaps the only part I regret being around for is when the celebrating couple decided to engage in coitus in front of everybody, but that was easy enough to ignore. I'm not sure an Original Sin gig is Gabriel's cup of tea but I'm glad to hear you had a good night. It must have been distressing being excluded from the biggest party of the century.

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 😈 GABLITH

Gabe: Baaaabe! Woah! Thanks so much! I miss you too! I can't stop thinking about sunday night and this picture is NOT helping in the best way!

Lilith: Remember, if anyone else sees that, you're worse than dead 😇 but good! I can't stop thinking about Sunday night either and if I have to be stuck in that moment in time, so do you. It's romantic, like we're stuck in that moment in time together.

Lilith: Are you free sometime this week to go out?

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 🙄 LINNY

Donny: What up Cuzzo! I didn't do anything stupid or tramatizamatic! We had a lot of fun and we're gonna go out and do some of her fun nature stuff! Ha! 😛

Lilith: I'm literally traumatized by your spelling as we speak so I find that hard to believe but if you say so. Do I even want to know what fun nature stuff is?

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 🙄 LINNY

Lilith: Hello, cousin. I'm just checking in to make certain that you didn't do something stupid and traumatize your date the other night. Remember, your behavior represents me as well as Gabriel, who suggested you, so you better have been nothing but pleasant.

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 😈 GABLITH

Lilith: [https://64.media.tumblr.com/839d9c456d65b616424f9fdacb1b3946/42fe699ead7a5557-99/s1280x1920/16e3f550b74a87ff32371e32edc7afb2bf8c037a.jpg]

Lilith: Hello, beautiful boy. Just a little picture to say I miss you 😇

[how2bake]

demon gf that insists on making pacts for every little thing

[how2bake]

"i will do the dishes... for a price (kissies)"

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 💋🍆🎆 GABRITH

Gabe: A VERY GOOD emoji. It's the best emoji I've got to demonstrate how SHOOK you've got me rn.

Gabe: Akdfdkj, I bet it would too but...I think I can handle not giving in. You know what's shorter and easier to type than "girl-who-kisses-and-dates-you-and-likes-you-and-respects-you"? Girlfriend. I don't know if I'm supposed to wait until we actually go out or what but Can you just be my girlfriend now rather than the girl-who-kisses-and-dates-me-and-likes-me-and-respects-me? I think specifically talking about ACTUALLY having sex, should be a line for right now? I really like you and want that with you someday, but I don't like feeling like I'm rejecting you, y'know? Really? You'd send me nudes already? 😮 I would love that. Do you want any from me? And okfijhugytf I don't even have words for that one. All the blood in my head has travelled down south, if you know what I mean.

Gabe: Oh goodness, I’m sorry, Lilith. You are so good at this and so overwhelmingly SEXY that I’m genuinely at a loss for words to even describe how much I want you right now. Literally all I can even do is just repeat how few words there are to adequately express how much I like you and how excited I am that you’re giving me this chance with you!

Lilith: In that case, thanks! You have me shook as well! I think this emoji combination says it best 😍🤤💦

Lilith: Talking about ACTUALLY having sex will be shelved then. I appreciate your honesty; let me know when/if it becomes an appropriate conversation, boy-who-kisses-and-dates-me-and-likes-me-and-respects me. Just for the record, I don't feel rejected. I crave everything that a body can do with you but I know you feel things for me regardless of what we do or don't. I'm sure some people wait an arbitrary amount of time for nudes and things of that nature but I don't see the need to postpone it -- I like the idea of images that are just for you and that make you as excited as taking them makes me. I'm VERY eager for your nudes, so PLEASE feel free to do so, at your discretion. If you ever leak my nudes anywhere, I'll make your life a living hell; I don't think that's a necessary warning but it's boiler plate. And I saw your comment about 'girlfriend', don't worry, I'm processing and I've come to the conclusion that I need to know more information before agreeing to any terms. What would us becoming officially boyfriend and girlfriend mean to you?

Lilith: That'll do, Gabriel. You're so cute when you're overwhelmed by me. If I had known dulling your intellect was as easy as riling you up, I would've sent you messages like this sooner... except not really, because the idea of you hard and aching for me has me salivating and thoroughly distracted as well, and also because sending these messages takes more confidence than I actually have.

[lilithdablo]

what are your feelings on normies?

So many humans are eager and willing to trade their mortal souls away for the most trivial things and mostly, I find their stuipidity hilarious. Besides, the more souls that are sold, the better.

honesty hour!

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 💋🍆🎆 GABRITH

Gabe: 🥴

Gabe: It is giving me the strength to not give into intense temptation right now, that's for sure. Uhhhh I think for... riding both of us should stay dressed in SOME clothes. Pictures without clothes are definitely on the table. Handjobs and blowjobs should be pretty okay too? Maybe, I'm not sure.

Gabe: You're definitely already overwhelming me, but this is a good conversation to have. Especially since I'm still just trying to wrap my mind around you being interested in dating me at all, let alone WANTING ME in that way.

Lilith: Is that emoji a good or bad thing? I've never used it or received it before.

Lilith: In that case, I want to defenestrate goodness and graciousness even more than usual, as I have a hunch that you giving into temptation would be the ride of my life, but as your girl-who-kisses-and-dates-you-and-likes-you-and-respects-you, I respect your boundaries, which is why I want to know them before any situation arises where I might accidentally overstep them. "Some" is defined as "an unspecified amount or number of", that doesn't tell me much, Gabriel! My wearing everything but underwear or my wearing just a bra would *both* qualify as "some"! I'm glad to hear about the photographs and will come up with images specifically designed to get you off post-haste. As for the handjobs and the blowjobs, we can reevaulate when we get there, but honestly, I hope we get there sooner rather than later. The idea of getting to look you in the eyes while taking you in my mouth is doing something to me.

Lilith: I'm still trying to wrap my mind around being able to TELL you how much I want you, for your mind and your heart AND your body, so I definitely relate. I'm glad you agree this conversation is important and I'm very grateful for your honesty. I'd be even more grateful if you gave me some verbal reassurance right now that you want me that way too. I know that likely feels redundant but I put myself in a vulnerable position messaging all these things and I'd appreciate some positive reinforcement.

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 😡 AIRLITH

Airiel: I'm sorry but it is in a good way! I'm happy I can be someone you can confide in, so you're welcome but also thank you for trusting me! I'm so sure we have like THEE happiest dorm on campus like officially! Oh no! Why not? Double dates would be so fun! YES! DUH! What does wiggle room even mean? Like heavy petting?

Lilith: Thank you for being trustworthy. I appreciate it and hope I can do the same for you; I never expected to be paired with a roommate I actually enjoyed. We must have the most happy dorm on campus, I'd be willing to bet money on it. Double dates sound like a lot of pressure! I'm still learning how to do singular dates! I JUST THOUGHT I WAS SCARY! I suppose, if by 'heavy petting' you mean "erotic contact between two people involving stimulation of the genitals but stopping short of intercourse" which is what the Internet defined it as. Apparently he has to remain clothed which is fine. I can get creative.

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 💋🍆🎆 GABRITH

Gabe: I am trying so hard

Gabe: Oh my goodness gracious. Err. The answer wouldn't be no. I have no idea how I'd ever be able to say no to that, that's the hottest thing I've ever heard and something I've spent entirely too long dreaming of. But um. I guess the answer would have to be "Yes..but with clothes on" or something like that.

Lilith: Good boy.

Lilith: What does goodness or graciousness have anything to do with this? And okay, noted. Follow-up question to your answer, how many clothes would have to be on to qualify? Would we both need to have *some* clothes on, or does only one of us need clothes? And does clothes-on only activities mean pictures without clothes on are off the table as well? What about blowjobs or handjobs?

Lilith: Let me know if I start asking too many questions, I don't want to overwhelm you. I'm just worried if I don't ask them now, I'll gain some sense and become too self-conscious about letting you know how badly I want you.

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 😡 AIRLITH

Airiel: AWWWW thats so cute! I love that for you! Swoony kisses are just the BEST!! And a little coffee shop date is so presh! This is like the best thing I’ve ever heard! I can’t overstate how happy I am for you! YES GOOD SCARY IS A THING, LITERAL DEMON ROOMIE!!! It’s so real and you’re right, only one of us has a confirmed boyfriend rn so you can’t fight me. Omg yay, go for it! Tell me how it goes!

Lilith: You have no idea how much I hate my romantic life being called "cute" right now but I know you mean it in a good way and I guess I'm really glad to have someone I can confide to about all of this too so thanks, for all of that. I'm happy for me too. And I'm happy for you too, Miss Confirmed Boyfriend. Hopefully I'll join you in title soon although you must never, ever suggest double dates, ever. AM *I* GOOD SCARY?! And he first told me he didn't round the bases as it were but there's wiggle room, I believe.

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 💋🍆🎆 GABRITH

Gabe: 🥴 resisting the urge to make a big deal out of this.

Gabe: But umm… I don’t round the bases. So I don’t have much of a timeline?? I’m sorry?

Lilith: Don't be annoying 😘 or else.

Lilith: You don't have to apologize for that. But really? Nothing at all? So even if a particular tiny angry blonde future lawyer specifically requested the right to ride you, the answer would be a no?

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 💋🍆🎆 GABRITH

Lilith: Don't make a big deal of this message but I was wondering what your typical speed for rounding the bases physically in relationships is. I enjoyed kissing you and I am looking forward to doing it again but I am curious about when my lips could touch other parts of you.

[lilithdablo]

TEXT 😡 AIRLITH

Airiel: It’s not THAT bad. I read the whole thing it’s just so much to get through. YAY! That’s so great! HOW WAS KISSING HIM and where are you going to go on your date? I don’t think they ever stop being kind of scary? It just ends up feeling GOOD scary later. WHY NOT? You’ve already kissed him and told him that you like him, I don’t think he’ll be exactly shook that you wanna meet his angelic boner!!

Lilith: I want to say it's NOT great because it's scary but that would feel like a lie, especially since kissing him was scarily good. I don't even know how to describe it, I'd pictured kissing him so many times and it was still better than anything I imagined. I think I even might've swooned which is the most embarassing thing that's ever happened to me because it let him know he was just as good at kissing as he bragged about but I can't even be too mad because I get to do it again whenever I want. We're hitting up the school coffee shop, I think, nothing too crazy. GOOD SCARY? Is that a thing? Because it sounds fake but you know more about relationships than I do so I can't really dispute. Ugh. You have a point. Admitting I want him in that way is so humiliating still, but he must already know. I'm just going to message him about it before I lose my nerve.