gremlin of the vents

I don't freaking know how this app works but I will treasure it like an unlocked crispy cream dumpster

[touchofhemlocktea]

Wanna see the one and only draft my alt account has sitting there, waiting to be picked up?

Show me fren

[lilly-the-menace7]

Finish it in honor of my past self, I leave this with you, keep it alive or pass it on 🫡

[anima89]

A Wayne family trip to Metropolis <3

Of course, they will wear their own merch ^^

Inspired by this! V

Heheheheh.

[lilly-the-menace7]

Jason does not get to wear a "I survived my trip to Gotham" shirt bro did not.

[artandbrimstone]

happy birthday jason !!!!

[lilly-the-menace7]

Hem does this remind you of something? *hint hint nudge nudge*

[lilly-the-menace7]

Scenario inspired by a fanfic I read

Tony: Listen, kid, as fun as it is to spend all day in the labs, running a company requires more than just fun.

Tony: There's a lot of paperwork involved, especially during tax season. The legal department goes crazy, and the days consist of nothing but spreadsheets, forms, and meetings with auditors, especially with a company like ours that funds superheroes.

Tony: So, for the next few weeks until tax season is over, I want you to sit by my side at meetings and take notes, see if you can help Pepper with anything, and make sure you call Happy if it looks like she's going to kill someone.

Peter: Okay Mr. Stark, I just have one question.

Tony: Tell me

Peter: Why?

Tony: What do you mean by "Why?"

Peter: Why would I be helping out during tax season? Isn't that for staff members? Mr. Stark, my internship here isn't even real.

Tony: You're aware that we're paying you, right? That technically makes it a job.

Peter: Do they pay me?!

Tony: Yep, kid. Why do you think I brought all those documents to your aunt's apartment? You work here, and most of your lab creations are patented by Stark Industries.

Peter: I thought we were just playing around

Tony: With multi-million dollar technology?

Peter: You're rich!

Tony: Well, fair, but you still have to do your part. Pepper says I can't just show you the fun side of the business anymore if I'm going to leave the company to you someday.

Peter: Wait, what? No! Why would he leave the company to me?!

Tony: Kid, we've been seen together repeatedly, everyone knows you're my protégé. Why wouldn't I let you have my company?

Peter "I'm Dick Grayson's son" Parker: Well...

What do you think? I was inspired by the fanfic "The Children Yearn for Spreadsheets" by tsaiibii from Ao3

Ive never read that fic but that seems funny. Tony fully planning to leave his company to this kid but said kid already has rich family, and is technically a Wayne, just generally kept out of public eye.

[wisteriavines]

I had the sudden vision of Tim getting hit with some magic that temporarily, harmlessly!, alters his reality into that of a movie

Like sudden dramatic background music for intense situations, or a change in “filters” for “scenes” — everything was perfectly in color up until he turned the corner and now the world has a blue filter for some reason

Or headache inducing double vision that lets him see people when he rightfully shouldn’t be able to — like those scenes that show the back of someone walking away then switch to the person walking away’s front so we see their expression or or the camera shows someone’s hiding behind a corner that no one notices

And this only affects Tim, no one else notices

And so he’s very annoyed but intrigued when this random guy he bumped into is being bathed in angelic lighting with some string music playing in the background and now suddenly there’s like roses floating around him?

(It’s Danny and the magic has cast him as the Love Interest)

[touchofhemlocktea]

One of the bats gets magical girl-ified

They now have a bracelet they can't remove that when they say a certain phrase will force have them do a lil transformation dance, and then they become magical girl, which obviously means glitter lasers, super strength speed and flight, super long hair, and no one recognizing you unless you tell them, because magical girl logic.

If you want to do a touch of horror/more mortification for them, it has an effect on their minds just mildly to make them cheery and occasionally say things that are out of character for them but perfectly fit your typical magical girl. They're embarrassed by the stuff the mid level mental compulsion has them wanting to say. They're like "So cheery and glitter power of friendship sparkles uwu magic. *shudders*" lol

Batman and Red Hood are fighting again and some Gothamite magic user is suck of it, so he takes the stupid power bracelet he inherited and curses it. The moment it touches Red Hood it locks around his wrist.

When the full moon hits he's still stuck in the manor under observation. He screams as he's morphed into a girl in a skimpy outfit with a rainbow flame staff, mind going hazy.

Oh! So much evil. This calls for the Moon Princess!

[shirokou]

The "YES!" I screamed scared even me. If it wasn't Jason I would've cried then died. 🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣

--

At least she got to keep her leather jacket and red domino. Her black combat boots had red ribbons now, but aside from her uniform being scarlet red and way more form-fitting than before, and her guns being replaced with a rainbow flame staff, Jasyn could work with this. "I think we'll have better results out in the field, B." She flipped her now much, much longer hair over her shoulder. "Ooh, it's so soft!" Jasyn ran a hand through her hand and lightly tugged on her bangs; at least the only change was the length--she actually liked her white bangs. "I can feel the darkness beyond the cave. Gotham needs us, B. Can't you imagine it, Batman and Phoenix-Feather cleansing the city of evil!"

Bruce sat at the Batcomputer outside the quarantine glass with Dick and Tim on either side of him. "How long has Jay been like this?" Dick walked around the glass and stared at Jasyn. "How about a team-up with Nightwing instead? Would that be okay?"

"The second the bracelet latched on. And don't tease her." Bruce typed at his computer and tuned out Jay's pleading to fight crime. His eyes slid over to Tim. "Put the staff down."

"It's keyed to Jay. I'm surprised it's tangible and didn't vanish since she's not holding it anymore," Tim observed. He spun the staff like a tall baton and bonked himself on the top of his head. "Ow."

"Please!" Jasyn stomped her feet indignantly and slapped her open palms against the glass. "I have to reclaim this city or my life's purpose will go unfulfilled!" She pouted at that back of Bruce's head. Jasyn took several steps back, closed her eyes, and concentrated. "You can't stop me from my mission, Bruce."

Tim yelped as the rainbow staff grew hotter in his grasp and he nearly dropped it.

Jasyn opened her eyes and they were a shimmering rainbow. Her staff flew from Tim's hands and shattered the quarantine glass. A blinding light flared to life in the Batcave, and when it dimmed Jasyn stood before her family fully transformed. Her new uniform was now a flowing and fiery princess gown, high heels, and rainbow ribbons undulated from her flowing hair. Her brown leather jacket was now majestic wings. "I am a phoenix and I will see the sin of Gotham burned away. Stand in my way again, and you'll be purged with the rest of the filth." Jasyn slammed her staff down, and a ring of rainbow fire erupted from her.

Bruce had spun in his chair and jumped to his feet when he felt the shift in the air. He shielded Dick and Tim with his cape the second Jasyn started her tirade, and after the rainbow fire vanished, the Bat and his sons took in the damage left in Jasyn's wake. The shattered glass was a melted mass on the floor and dying rainbow embers floated in air. Bruce checked over his boys first, and then he turned back to his computer. Whatever information he'd typed up about Jason's transformation and the Gothamite responsible for it had been erased. The rainbow fire could affect electronics too. Damn. He tapped the comm. in his ear and released an uneasy breath. "Kal, I need you. It's Jason."

[lilly-the-menace7]

I am willing to negotiate shared custody!

I was kinda surprised to see you make Jason jasyn, but I can't tell if it's that she was made that way from the partial transformation, or if this is just a "they were born different gender" situation to make magical girl fit. Either way I love it.

[shirokou]

I'm glad you like it, 🥰! Jasyn is basically the magical girl aspect that's been created/combined with the spirit in the bracelet. Like how back in the early 00's when we thought the Sailor Starlights were boys that turned into girls due to bad translation and not just girls the whole time. So full body transformation and Jason becomes Jasyn, a completely different and female person. A conduit of the bracelet's power made manifest.

Debating about making more jewelry to magical girl all the Robins??? Don't ask why but my brain went Beyblade/the four guardians of the cardinal directions of Chinese mythology and thought of blue dragon, white tiger, and black tortoise jewelry for Dick and Tim and Dami. Your thoughts???

[lilly-the-menace7]

I think it'd be funny, but also poor Jason trapped in his own body as some glitter girl imitation of him mixed with the spirit of the bracelet takes over his body and head, not just controlling his body but changing it.

[superman-creampieing-batman]

Bruce accidentally gets sprayed by a pheromone Luthor made to mind control kryptonians only for the formula to have some big defects and instead it makes all the kryptonians mindlessly obsessed with Bruce.

So now Bruce is desperately trying and failing to out run a gaggle of mindless drone kryptonians —clark, kara, kon, jon, bizzaro, ultraman and krypto— who are desperate to catch the pretty bat and breed him senseless.

[touchofhemlocktea]

Please let the cure be a gangbang.

[lilly-the-menace7]

Lets not, considering krypto is included, and I don't feel the best about Bruce not only having sex with a dog, but the dog doing the fucking of that situation.

[touchofhemlocktea]

One of the bats gets magical girl-ified

They now have a bracelet they can't remove that when they say a certain phrase will force have them do a lil transformation dance, and then they become magical girl, which obviously means glitter lasers, super strength speed and flight, super long hair, and no one recognizing you unless you tell them, because magical girl logic.

If you want to do a touch of horror/more mortification for them, it has an effect on their minds just mildly to make them cheery and occasionally say things that are out of character for them but perfectly fit your typical magical girl. They're embarrassed by the stuff the mid level mental compulsion has them wanting to say. They're like "So cheery and glitter power of friendship sparkles uwu magic. *shudders*" lol

Batman and Red Hood are fighting again and some Gothamite magic user is suck of it, so he takes the stupid power bracelet he inherited and curses it. The moment it touches Red Hood it locks around his wrist.

When the full moon hits he's still stuck in the manor under observation. He screams as he's morphed into a girl in a skimpy outfit with a rainbow flame staff, mind going hazy.

Oh! So much evil. This calls for the Moon Princess!

[shirokou]

The "YES!" I screamed scared even me. If it wasn't Jason I would've cried then died. 🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣

--

At least she got to keep her leather jacket and red domino. Her black combat boots had red ribbons now, but aside from her uniform being scarlet red and way more form-fitting than before, and her guns being replaced with a rainbow flame staff, Jasyn could work with this. "I think we'll have better results out in the field, B." She flipped her now much, much longer hair over her shoulder. "Ooh, it's so soft!" Jasyn ran a hand through her hand and lightly tugged on her bangs; at least the only change was the length--she actually liked her white bangs. "I can feel the darkness beyond the cave. Gotham needs us, B. Can't you imagine it, Batman and Phoenix-Feather cleansing the city of evil!"

Bruce sat at the Batcomputer outside the quarantine glass with Dick and Tim on either side of him. "How long has Jay been like this?" Dick walked around the glass and stared at Jasyn. "How about a team-up with Nightwing instead? Would that be okay?"

"The second the bracelet latched on. And don't tease her." Bruce typed at his computer and tuned out Jay's pleading to fight crime. His eyes slid over to Tim. "Put the staff down."

"It's keyed to Jay. I'm surprised it's tangible and didn't vanish since she's not holding it anymore," Tim observed. He spun the staff like a tall baton and bonked himself on the top of his head. "Ow."

"Please!" Jasyn stomped her feet indignantly and slapped her open palms against the glass. "I have to reclaim this city or my life's purpose will go unfulfilled!" She pouted at that back of Bruce's head. Jasyn took several steps back, closed her eyes, and concentrated. "You can't stop me from my mission, Bruce."

Tim yelped as the rainbow staff grew hotter in his grasp and he nearly dropped it.

Jasyn opened her eyes and they were a shimmering rainbow. Her staff flew from Tim's hands and shattered the quarantine glass. A blinding light flared to life in the Batcave, and when it dimmed Jasyn stood before her family fully transformed. Her new uniform was now a flowing and fiery princess gown, high heels, and rainbow ribbons undulated from her flowing hair. Her brown leather jacket was now majestic wings. "I am a phoenix and I will see the sin of Gotham burned away. Stand in my way again, and you'll be purged with the rest of the filth." Jasyn slammed her staff down, and a ring of rainbow fire erupted from her.

Bruce had spun in his chair and jumped to his feet when he felt the shift in the air. He shielded Dick and Tim with his cape the second Jasyn started her tirade, and after the rainbow fire vanished, the Bat and his sons took in the damage left in Jasyn's wake. The shattered glass was a melted mass on the floor and dying rainbow embers floated in air. Bruce checked over his boys first, and then he turned back to his computer. Whatever information he'd typed up about Jason's transformation and the Gothamite responsible for it had been erased. The rainbow fire could affect electronics too. Damn. He tapped the comm. in his ear and released an uneasy breath. "Kal, I need you. It's Jason."

[lilly-the-menace7]

I am willing to negotiate shared custody!

I was kinda surprised to see you make Jason jasyn, but I can't tell if it's that she was made that way from the partial transformation, or if this is just a "they were born different gender" situation to make magical girl fit. Either way I love it.

[wisteriavines]

I had the sudden vision of Tim getting hit with some magic that temporarily, harmlessly!, alters his reality into that of a movie

Like sudden dramatic background music for intense situations, or a change in “filters” for “scenes” — everything was perfectly in color up until he turned the corner and now the world has a blue filter for some reason

Or headache inducing double vision that lets him see people when he rightfully shouldn’t be able to — like those scenes that show the back of someone walking away then switch to the person walking away’s front so we see their expression or or the camera shows someone’s hiding behind a corner that no one notices

And this only affects Tim, no one else notices

And so he’s very annoyed but intrigued when this random guy he bumped into is being bathed in angelic lighting with some string music playing in the background and now suddenly there’s like roses floating around him?

(It’s Danny and the magic has cast him as the Love Interest)

[lilly-the-menace7]

Discussion

Villain swaps

Silver age joker

Swapped with...

Bronze age/modern joker

Someone on discord is doing this better than I ever could, but depending how it happened, there would be a lot of confusion, and honestly old joker just like, messed with people kinda, trying to upset them, not mass murder and terrorism. So old joker if he saw modern joker would be horrified I think

If anyone wrote this old joker would have to speak like it was the 60's and there were still the comic golden rules they had back then.

[lilly-the-menace7]

I tried making Kon ginger but when I went to paint bucket it it turned out deep fried, so ignore all that and the white

Enjoy deep fried kon

[superman-creampieing-batman]

Finding out that in many early comic iterations, Bruce has set the access code to the grandfather watch i.e. is the hidden door to the batcave, as the exact timing his parents died was not in my bingo at all.

[batmaxxer]

10:47 PM

sometimes 10:48

[superman-creampieing-batman]

WhY is he like this??!!?

Stop IT. Get some help.

[lilly-the-menace7]

I always knew this, I just keep forgetting.

Does this technically mean the Batcave opens for a minute twice a day, unless ha has a 24 hour clock?

Also those gears and hands must be very strong, to not have broken and just flop downward

[ancientdreams-in-a-modernland]

Bernard and Tim, planning the wedding with their friends.

Tim: Cassie can be the maid of honor for me, and we can put Bart as best man. Obviously my family is gonna be there. Bern can you-

Kon: I AM NOT A BEST MAN??? am I not your best friend Tim????

Bernard and Tim, looking at each other: so that's what we forgot-

[lilly-the-menace7]

Tim and Bernard, not looking up from their plans: no you're gonna be the groom, anyway-

Kon: ???????!!

[copypastething]

You now have to exclusively go by your tumblr url instead of your name. How fucked are you?

This would go horribly for me, socially

Not perfect but I'd manage

Close to my name already/no issue

This would be an absolute win for me

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

[fruitcakebro]

...I'd manage.

[lilly-the-menace7]

Depends if I have to always go by the whole thing or if I can call myself Lilly. If I can go by Lilly that's fine, new name unlocked, but if I always have to be called "Lilly the menace" I feel like I would have to be more of a public menace to compensate 🤷‍♀️

[lilly-the-menace7]

Activities page is fixed

Nah it's still being a bit testy, but the app as a whole is

[touchofhemlocktea]

Danny constantly dropping lore that baffles and concerns the other jl members when working with them, and never giving context. He is dropping his version of dad lore. They also can never tell if the insane stuff he's saying is true or not cuz it's literally always equally insane.

Red Robin: So what are you doing?

Phantom: Oh, just making sure I have everything for a job for clockwork.

Supernova: So, what's the job?

Phantom: I'm dropping off packages of Blue Kryptonite for several Batmen in several universes that are on the path to creating an evil Supermen.

Supernova and Red Robin: ...What?!

Phantom disappears through a portal.

...

Batman raises an eyebrow as...Phantom portals in, wearing a very different costume.

Batman: Phantom...report.

Phantom: Give me a minute B. I'm going to grab something to eat.

Batman: hbnng

Phantom: hmmm. Job for Clockwork. Keep the flashes in another universe busy. Went undercover as a villain. Lots of fun.

...

Red Robin: So I threatened to shoot myself and he backed off.

Phantom: Oh, like Jordan! But...I guess you didn't get to keep your evil future self.

Red Robin: what?...

Phantom: oh you know. Evil future self came back to ensure his creation. I beat him and locked him up outside of time. Well he eventually escaped just in time to find me getting vivisected. We made up and stuff...oh, gotta go.

[touchofhemlocktea]

Phantom: Dude you need to talk? I know some people if you aren't comfy talking to the Justice league contacts.

Red Hood: what?

Phantom: You're holding onto a lot of death marks.

Red Hood: what the fuck does that mean?

Phantom: ...oh. you don't know you're a revenant do you?

[touchofhemlocktea]

Nightwing: So these games are from a universe where we're fictional characters?

Danny: yep! You've been asking about alternate realities and the games and comics are a great way to learn about them. I'm trying to get you a copy of the Rick and Morty portal gun so we can safely reality hop if you want to see something specific.

Nightwing stares at the stack of games titled variations of Arkham: thanks.

[lilly-the-menace7]

Imagine,

One of the bats: what are alternative universes like?

Danny: *drops the Arkham games, the Lego movie, wfa, and a bunch of various comics, as well as a phone open to ao3 at the DCU tag into their laps*

Danny: this should be most of it, tho of course there's a bunch of other stories people make up on Tumblr, and as is the nature of the *infinite* realms, that means there's a universe where those stories actually exist. When you look at these ones *points to ao3* youll see a lot of people you don't know, those are called crossovers, like our world :)

[touchofhemlocktea]

I'm tempted that Red Hood walks in during the Jason Torture flashback

[lilly-the-menace7]

Jason seeing pre crisis where he was a blonde dick clone, and then seeing those runs where his character is butchered into a muder hungry idiot Nightwing villain, and then seeing the opposite ends of the spectrum of "is Bruce a good dad" with Arkham vs WFA

[touchofhemlocktea]

Danny uses existential crisis.

Everyone takes psychic damage.

Tim and Bruce are discussing contingencies as a coping mechanism.

Dick is beating down Deathstroke in the injustice games over and over again.

[lilly-the-menace7]

That last bit reminds me of Journey to the Center of the Multiverse on ao3 where Jason saves other versions of his family and kills other versions of joker to feel better

[touchofhemlocktea]

Danny constantly dropping lore that baffles and concerns the other jl members when working with them, and never giving context. He is dropping his version of dad lore. They also can never tell if the insane stuff he's saying is true or not cuz it's literally always equally insane.

Red Robin: So what are you doing?

Phantom: Oh, just making sure I have everything for a job for clockwork.

Supernova: So, what's the job?

Phantom: I'm dropping off packages of Blue Kryptonite for several Batmen in several universes that are on the path to creating an evil Supermen.

Supernova and Red Robin: ...What?!

Phantom disappears through a portal.

...

Batman raises an eyebrow as...Phantom portals in, wearing a very different costume.

Batman: Phantom...report.

Phantom: Give me a minute B. I'm going to grab something to eat.

Batman: hbnng

Phantom: hmmm. Job for Clockwork. Keep the flashes in another universe busy. Went undercover as a villain. Lots of fun.

...

Red Robin: So I threatened to shoot myself and he backed off.

Phantom: Oh, like Jordan! But...I guess you didn't get to keep your evil future self.

Red Robin: what?...

Phantom: oh you know. Evil future self came back to ensure his creation. I beat him and locked him up outside of time. Well he eventually escaped just in time to find me getting vivisected. We made up and stuff...oh, gotta go.

[touchofhemlocktea]

Phantom: Dude you need to talk? I know some people if you aren't comfy talking to the Justice league contacts.

Red Hood: what?

Phantom: You're holding onto a lot of death marks.

Red Hood: what the fuck does that mean?

Phantom: ...oh. you don't know you're a revenant do you?

[touchofhemlocktea]

Nightwing: So these games are from a universe where we're fictional characters?

Danny: yep! You've been asking about alternate realities and the games and comics are a great way to learn about them. I'm trying to get you a copy of the Rick and Morty portal gun so we can safely reality hop if you want to see something specific.

Nightwing stares at the stack of games titled variations of Arkham: thanks.

[lilly-the-menace7]

Imagine,

One of the bats: what are alternative universes like?

Danny: *drops the Arkham games, the Lego movie, wfa, and a bunch of various comics, as well as a phone open to ao3 at the DCU tag into their laps*

Danny: this should be most of it, tho of course there's a bunch of other stories people make up on Tumblr, and as is the nature of the *infinite* realms, that means there's a universe where those stories actually exist. When you look at these ones *points to ao3* youll see a lot of people you don't know, those are called crossovers, like our world :)

[touchofhemlocktea]

I'm tempted that Red Hood walks in during the Jason Torture flashback

[lilly-the-menace7]

Jason seeing pre crisis where he was a blonde dick clone, and then seeing those runs where his character is butchered into a muder hungry idiot Nightwing villain, and then seeing the opposite ends of the spectrum of "is Bruce a good dad" with Arkham vs WFA