Im Just Looking, Thanks

Katherine, baby lifter Since August 2017: $1,053.69 Will block non-lifting blogs or IF YOU REBLOG FROM OUTSIDE THE COMMUNITY

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

still like one of the best things griffin has ever said

[liftingismyhappiness]

Stages of lifting

-drive to the mall: YESS BITCH WE GUNNA GET THIS SHIT -at the mall: okay wtf am I getting again -after a few stores:I GOT THAT SHIT BISHHH LOOK AT THIS FREEE SHIITTT -a few more stores: okay I need to chill -when you get home:what if a cop comes here and arrests me what if they have evidence from a few months ago leading to now -a few hours later: LOOK AT HOW POPPIN NY BOOTY IS IN THESE NEW PANTIES

[veganlifter-blog1]

this is exactly what my life feels like omg

[wowieimsadandgay-blog]

Not to be THAT bitch but

Every time you lift you are risking so much. Lifting can have big rewards but it’s dangerous. I see so many Hauls that say there were sloppy. NEVER BE SLOPPY. If you are arrested it stays on you forever. Even if you are the best lifter in the world there is always a chance. Be as cautious as you can and stay safe. I would hate to see some of you guys hurt your future over lifting. Just a friendly reminder that you aren’t invincible. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

[sugar-lift-blog]

!!! no haul/ a small haul is better than a caught story you guys.

[lilmissthriftypants-blog]

Sloppy lifts not only risk you but other lifters too. PLEASE BE SMART. My town just created a literal freaking task force because of people literally just grabbing Marc Jacobs purses and running, people shoving stuff their pants and shit like that. Drives me crazzzyyyyy

[l1ftingdrifting]

They say which one I say ‘Na i want all em’

Total: £967

[liftingmoth]

STOP REBLOGGING OUTSIDE OF THE FUCKING COMMUNITY

[heavenlylifter]

Please spread the word. I'm a LP for Target and we keep a log of all serial #s on all laptops, consoles, and TVs so when they go missing, we report the serial number. The lifter who took it is usually found because the police track it if it's connected to the internet. So PLEASE, don't lift expensive electronics because A. It requires tremendous skill to get it out of the store undetected, and B. They will track it if it's connected to the web.

oh yikes!!☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

[18551951815219-deactivated20200]

an older guy came up to me earlier and was like “arent you cold?” because i had taken off my jacket & its like 0 celsius out and in my head im like bitch im wearing three pairs of pants, two bras, five panties, three shirts and i got miscellaneous shit shoved in every nook and cranny on my damn body i am sweating absolute balls here leave me alone

[heavenlylifter]

At Lush

SA: *trots up to me* hey can i help u find something?? (:

Me: *neck audibly crunches as my head whips around 180 degrees* Ņ̵͍͘Ỏ̴͔̀ ̸̱̫͇͋ T̵̮̎͠Ḧ̷͇́Ä̸͕̠́N̴̤̎Ḱ̴̟̤̥̔͊S̸̺̻̗̉͂ ̷̛͎͍̍I̵̫͓͊’̷̥̰͐͜M̷̜̬̘̎̌̚ ̶͕͍̈́̇̌J̴̹͉̟͒̓Ù̸̘̣̱S̸̛̫̄̀T̶̪̺͠ ̵͙̬̤̈́̔̽B̸͔̤̽R̵͕̘͍̎͆̕Ŏ̵̦͊̈́W̵̢̛͙̪̏͝Ṡ̶̗Ỉ̴̞̦͠N̶̟̣̄͝G̶̣͇̔̊͜ :)))

[lilmissthriftypants-blog]

WAL-M@RT

So, I've been working at Walm@rt as a cashier for about a week (dont judge its temporary) and Ive collected some info about the LP. My first tip is DON'T FUCK WITH THEM. No, they're not impossible to get away with but they take loss prevention serious as hell and it's so much less risky to go to a store that doesn't. My store has over 400 cameras, all of which are so high tech that you can read fucking barcode numbers. However, if it's absolutely necessary to lift from them, I do have a few tips.

•fitting rooms are always an option. The only thing I would be comfortable lifting their is clothes. Tell them you have one less item than you do and conceal one item in the fitting room

•the walk out method. Get some reusable bags, fill up with what you want, and walk out. As long as you have some random receipt in view when you walk out you wont be stopped at the door.

•self checkout stations aren't weighed. Meaning, if you scan one thing and put 3 things in the bag it won't set off any alarm. However you are recorded so if you get caught you're caught. But recently a women was arrested at my store for scanning 1 item and 5 items in the bag once week for 2 years. Yeah she got caught, but if you're not stupid about it you can get away with it for awhile. 30th

[softlifter]

yOU GUYS

Guess who just stole their first thing???

That’s right THIS GAL.

man I was shaking like there was no tomorrow

hell yeah

Aaaah

It’s was $8 dude

Might not seem like a lot to y’all but I’ve got like $10 of my own so it’s pretty fuckin sweet

[gazlifts-blog]

The haul that made my total $1000!!

Łüśh

Fairy dust - $16

Cranberry fizz - $10 (I finished this already bc I literally just ate it it tastes so good and fizzes in your mouth)

Golden pear soap - $13

Twilight sparkle jar - $16

Ro’s argan sparkly - $18

Gorgeous - $75

Ectoplasm - $10.50 (bitch this smells amazing get some)

Kmárt

Scissors - $4 (these came in handy lmao)

J b hïfī

Apple 30W USB-C power adapter - $69 (bitch this was a JOURNEY but woo my phone charges faster now)

Mêçčâ çøśmêtíćá

Drunk elephant c-tango eye cream - $93 (for lifting partner, not pictured)

Clinique moisturiser - $20 (for lifting parter, not pictured)

Total: AUD$344.50!! Biggest haul I’ve ever gotten!

My lifting partner got so much more than me together we got $1012 total

Bitch jb was spooky so I’m trying to get the RFID off the power adapter and the sticky tape is so loud so I’m coughing every time I take a bit more off but then it was so loud I freaked out and the whole time they were saying weird stuff over the intercom like “management please come to the front desk” and “hardware on line 1 code 3” then the longer we were in there it turned into a code 4 and she sounded rly urgent so I got really freaked out and left. I put the charger on the shelf with the sticky tape basically off it just needed cutting so I waited like an hour went to some other stores and got the scissors from kmârt and went back into jb and just cut the sticky tape and RFID off and shoved it down my pants woo they started saying the same stuff over the intercom but I just ignored it and didn’t freak out and didn’t spend long there. Łùśh was taking candy from a baby the łûšh I always go to is always super busy so nobody is paying attention to me or my partner so I just chucked everything in my reusable bag that was on my shoulder. Méçčå was pretty easy too. I also got some free food from Macca’s (McDonald’s for u Americans) by screen recording the monopoly free food thing.

My hook came and I can’t wait to try it I will in a few days!!

[liftedandgifted]

Happy Columbus Day 😘

[makeupjunkielyft]

Just watched Ocean’s 8

I aspire to be this level of criminal and omg I died when she said I was that little girl who laid in bed dreaming of becoming a criminal I’m like yesssss 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

[makeupjunkielyft]

I love going to other states 😂😂😂 I got more than this but I’m very happy this is the most I’ve gotten

[keepurcoin]

it’s been a hot minute since I’ve hauled!

all the underwear is for my friend, the patch is for someone, and so are the boxers !

total: 244.93 !

[keepurcoin]

how dare nyall sleep on this :(

[definitelynotalifter-blog]

I had been off l1ftblr for a while before coming back on and I had considered buying chapstick. And I was like… pay??? For chapstick?? Who even am i??

[lilmissthriftypants-blog]

Me a couple weeks ago, now just paying bills feels like blasphemy

[lilmissthriftypants-blog]

!!!!!

Guys!!! Idk if this is already common knowledge on here, but Im just discovering this and really want to share. So I've been scowering liftblr for tips on specific stores, but have come up empty handed on a lot of my regional stores that aren't everywhere. And I needed to know the LP situation but don't know anyone that currently works there. So! I went on their websites and looked at their job listings for loss prevention and every one so far has listed DETAILED AF duties. Now I know exactly if cameras are actively monitored, if they have plainclothes LP, if they call police, what shifts they are shorthanded on , and when multiple locations share LP. MUAHAHAHAHAHAH