Lilo and Bitch

i was obsessed when i was 12-15 and now i guess im back since twitters dying so hi i guess

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[sonjackcarl]

[funnytwittertweets]

[victorlincolnpine]

Can't be. Watermelon skin is too thick.

[animentality]

Eviscerated. 

[mil4n0]

[millenianthemums]

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

[iwasrightaboutthesun]

Modern day Medusa

[doubleca5t]

tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced

[cirquedugrotesque]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

the water reflection of the bridge

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

[mincedgirlic]

Anyone else feel the dread? Clap if you feel the dread

[weltenwellen]

Natalie Díaz, from "American Arithmetic", Postcolonial Love Poem

[lykksalighet]

as i was slaying,

[boogeymed-deactivated20160318]

if you’re not cyborg from teen titans and you say booyah you should straight up die

[neopuff]

[corredordelaberintos]

[modogoblin]

[marsoid]

Doggy or missionary?

im more of a cat person and im not religious sorry

[halloweenskellington]

[pi-la]