Lilsaucelegend

IDK how to use tumblr....but im here anyway

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I call my wife sweetpea cause her favorite flowers are sweetpea's but shes been thinking I've been calling her STINKY this whole time.

So for the past 1.5 years I thought she was saying hi stinky to be a tsundere but no she legitimately thought I was calling her stinky first 😑

This woman's hearing is dookie

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chud: "Despite making up only 13% of the..."

Why are you so obsessed with tracking that? Sorting spreadsheets by skin color and border status just to find out who to target is incredibly weird behavior. A dude tracking exactly where women walk alone at night doesn't make me think his goal is to protect them. It just makes him a freak.

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Monthly jerk take, if I put in my delivery instructions to leave it at the door. Why are you knocking? Just take the picture and go away 🫩

I don't want the people I live with to yell out who ordered food and have a full-on conversation about the shit. I just want to order my food, have my food get dropped off, run out of my room when I hear the hallway is clear, grab my food and then slink back into my Cave of gluttony. How dare you for social interaction upon me!

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Society: "Why aren't you being productive?"

​Me: "I need my productivity meds."

​ pharmacies: on backorder go away!

​Me:.....

​Buys 20oz can of heart attack juice.

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I’ve heard that Mango Chutney song on TikTok so many times that it actually drove me to research how it’s made. Looking at the mechanics, the fruit breakdown, the thickening, and the spices, my brain immediately went to pie filling.

​I know it’s not a one to one swap, but the core construction is so similar. It got me thinking:

could you put a standard mango chutney into a pie crust, leave the savory and spicy profile exactly as is, and just sweeten the pastry dough to balance it out?

​To my Indian audience or anyone who knows chutney: am I on to something here, or am I just tweaking? Does that flavor profile actually sound bomb in a pie, or would it be a disaster? Let me know.

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​I live by a personal code: Everyone gets paid.

While I respect the gumption of anyone offering to work for free, I will always say no. Your time is the one resource you can never get back, and I refuse to build my success on unpaid labor.

​No matter how many shout-outs or description links a creator provides, there is zero guarantee of a return on your investment.

I value your craft too much to let you trade your time for a "maybe." ​If you’re going to create, do it because you want to or for your own portfolio. But if it’s for me, it has to be professional, ethical, and paid.

​Protect your time. It’s the only thing you can’t buy back.

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i hate humanity sometimes

ME: Hey there's a bunch of people without homes or food can we fix this?

GOV: we don't have enough money.

GOV: look! I just built a bomb that explodes in people's BUTTHOLES it cost $12 billion dollars to make!

GOV:that's fucking awesome!

ME: hey maybe that's a bad idea to spend money on when we have people with no food or houses.

CIVILIAN: this guy is a fucking idiot he doesn't get it! GOD DAMN COMMIE!!

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i worked really hard on this video, please tell me what you think

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I keep seeing places put up signs saying no one under 18 is allowed unless accompanied by an adult in malls, parks, and even bodegas.

I think to myself, "That’s a little extreme..."

Then I go to the grocery store today and almost get hit by two shitlings on a BMX bike and an electric scooter, and suddenly I think those signs have merit.

WATCH WHAT YOUR JIZZ-STAINS ARE UP TO BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME AGREE WITH CORPORATE POLICY.

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Made tacos with my wife, they were pretty good

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8 months unopened and counting. This bottle isn’t for a random Tuesday; it’s a contract with my future self. 🥃

I’m treating alcohol as the celebratory reward it was meant to be. This is the only intentional bottle I’m buying, and the seal stays intact until the work is done:

📍 100k on YouTube: I’ll have one glass.

📍 First $50k earned: I’ll have one glass.

There will be other milestones along the way, but this bottle is reserved strictly for the "great" achievements. One glass to mark the win, then the cap goes back on.

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im not gonna stay silent on political issues.

This right here is exactly what I’m talking about. To anyone saying they are "disappointed" or unfollowing because I’m touching on political topics: that is a direct admission that you are unfamiliar with my brand of content. More importantly, it is completely disrespectful to my autonomy as a human being.

As a Black man, politics affects me and the people I care about every single day. I’m not here to be your "gimmick" or a "tap-dancing monkey" for your entertainment. My inspiration as a creator is 50/50 half what I think the fans will like, and half what I just want to do. But let’s be clear: your opinion will never supersede my own wants and desires.

I will continue to be political because it matters. If you only care about the "funny" and not the person behind it, the door is right there.

(i blurred there name, to prevent which hunting. that shits not cool. i only screenshotted it to be the vehicle for my point to drive up in.)

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Snap have just increased the requirements to mandatory 80 hours of work or volunteering a month in order to still qualify for benefits.

More people should be mad at this because the average multimillionaire has to do little to nothing to get the tax credits that these politicians are so willing to drop out like candy.

A person not making enough money to eat has to put in more effort to get help, then a multi-millionaire has to put in to hoard more money......

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How to actually get AI regulation

If you want AI Regulation, Use Fear. not environmental fear cause the average person honestly doesn't give a shit about it. Not Economic fear because were already fucked so the average persons gonna think, AI cant possibly make this any worse. the kind of fear you need to implement is irrational fear, get people to irrationally fear AI or be irrationally outraged and you'll get AI regulation faster then you can say Epstein didn't kill himself. maybe Spread around the idea that the election when Biden won had AI election Machines??? maybe the real reason Companies want to incorporate AI into everything is because they're trying to replace God in the lives of the youth. I mean look how much they use chatgpt and such! Or maybe just maybe you can get people scared of AI by telling them it gives scammers the abilities to drain your bank account. that's why they want to put it on your phone so badly. you need to scare the average person to get them to regulate AI, i mean fear from the average person of stupid shit is how we got the ESRB rating system. Now do i agree with any of that, NO am i going to still spread that information around? Yes why? BECAUSE I WANT MY FUCKING RAM KITS TO BE BELLOW $130 AGAIN!!!

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i made a pie