On My Own

I don't need anyone to help me, I've always been just fine on my own, so I don't want to hear your sympathy. ((Dependent rp blog for Örjan Oxenstierna (Ladonia), part of the Modern Crime Hetalia Ring.))

[thecutestrat]

[punches his arm] Goofball. 

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey--! [huffs] You're the one who insisted on it.

[thecutestrat]

[haha wow he kissed her][a cheek kiss but still wow] [rubs her cheek some and huffs] There. Wasn’t so bad you doofus. 

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

[time to act cool] Y-Yeah. Wasn't anything special.

[thecutestrat]

I listen to ‘stupid old wives tales’ idiot. So I’d rather you not mess up me having good luck by being an idiot!!

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

............Fine. This is the only time, though. [hesitates then quickly leans in to give a quick kiss to her cheek before stepping several steps back, arms crossed over his chest and glaring at the floor]

[thecutestrat]

Yes we have to! Otherwise it’s bad luck! 

A cheek kiss is just the same as any other kiss so at least that’s not AS gross. [lying it’s really gross she doesn’t want to kiss him on the cheek or vice versa]

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

That's just a stupid old wives tale!  And no one listens to old wives anymore, 'specially stupid ones, so we don't have to.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Ew, why do I have to kiss Audrey, that’s so gross! [yuck face]

[thecutestrat]

ew ew ew eW EW EW EW 

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Do we have to??? Because that's just disgusting. No offense or anything.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Ew, why do I have to kiss Audrey, that's so gross! [yuck face]

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey, do you mind if hang out with you for awhile?

Huh? Yeah, of course.  Wassup?

[theartisticthief-deactivated201]

We need a plan B though if we get caught. Not that we will get caught but in the tiny chance that we do somehow, we need to know where to go and what to do and where to meet up.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hm… yeah, I guess so. 

[thinks for a moment] Well, in the unlikely chance that you run into trouble, just bail. Use the gutter escapes if you have to, and don't give me any crap about it being unsanitary.  In the even unlikelier chance I don't return after ten or twenty minutes, do not, and I repeat, do NOT come in after me.  We don't need two people missing in action.  If I'm not back in twenty minutes tops, leave without me.  Having to worry about you in there will only make it harder for us to get out. 

You got all that?

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey, do you mind if hang out with you for awhile?

Huh? Yeah, of course.  Wassup?

[theartisticthief-deactivated201]

[follows closely behind] …You really think we’re gonna be able to pull this off?

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

With that attitude we won't.  Of course we're gonna pull this off.  We gotta.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey, do you mind if hang out with you for awhile?

Huh? Yeah, of course.  Wassup?

[theartisticthief-deactivated201]

[stares at him expectantly] Well? Lead the way. I sure as hell don’t know where we’re going.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

[short laugh] C'mon, it's this way. [gestures him to follow as he starts walking]

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey, do you mind if hang out with you for awhile?

Huh? Yeah, of course.  Wassup?

[theartisticthief-deactivated201]

[rolls his eyes] Sure.  So… let’s go get Ber and his boyfriend.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

[nods] Yup. Let's.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey, do you mind if hang out with you for awhile?

Huh? Yeah, of course.  Wassup?

[theartisticthief-deactivated201]

Okay. [takes out sketchpad and starts roughing in a map] I’ve got medical supplies with me so we don’t need to worry about that when we get there. But if you get hurt I’m going to kill you.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

[scoffs] I'm not gonna get hurt. They won't even know I was there until they find Ber and his boyfriend gone.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey, do you mind if hang out with you for awhile?

Huh? Yeah, of course.  Wassup?

[theartisticthief-deactivated201]

Alright.  [starts walking but stops] …I don’t know where we’re going, so you should lead the way. I’m gonna sketch this out the way there so I know where to find you if I need you for something.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

[laughs, gesturing for the other to follow]

Alright. Anyway, it's this way.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey, do you mind if hang out with you for awhile?

Huh? Yeah, of course.  Wassup?

[theartisticthief-deactivated201]

Well… Actually, I’ve got everything I need cause my dad kicked me out, so I’ll just go get your laptop with you. I don’t really care where we eat, but I don’t have a lot of money.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Oh, okay. I don't care either, but I also don't have much money. We can always just get something from Ber's.  He won't mind.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey, do you mind if hang out with you for awhile?

Huh? Yeah, of course.  Wassup?

[theartisticthief-deactivated201]

Hm… Why don’t we get supplies and stuff around first and eat, then go?

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Sounds good. I'll grab my laptop, then meet you... where should we eat? 

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey, do you mind if hang out with you for awhile?

Huh? Yeah, of course.  Wassup?

[theartisticthief-deactivated201]

Right. So… When are we going to do this?

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Whenever you're ready. The sooner the better, probably.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey, do you mind if hang out with you for awhile?

Huh? Yeah, of course.  Wassup?

[theartisticthief-deactivated201]

Cool, got it. This is gonna be fun. I think.

[is actually pretty stoked for this] [he’s never done a lot of stuff ‘in the field]

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Yup. And it'll be hilarious to watch the expressions on their faces if we get away with this. Just be ready to bail if something's going wrong.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

Hey, do you mind if hang out with you for awhile?

Huh? Yeah, of course.  Wassup?

[theartisticthief-deactivated201]

Really? That’s kinda cool that he’s a sharpshooter.

…Do you think that if I paint on their faces that’ll distract them.  Or will that probably get me killed.  I’ve never dealt with members of big gangs before, so I have no idea what I can do before the point of no return, so to speak.

[lilswedishhacker-blog]

At the least, that'll get you punched in the face. Just don't insult them too much and you should be fine.