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Monaca… must…

c l e a n.

[Furious Swiffering of the hallways ensues.]

Monaca-chan..y-you..this got to you too? Well at least you’re doing your share of the work but how..how are you walking?

#iwantnagisatorun #talent swap

[Dustdust. Very carefully, Monaca makes sure a painting on the wall is absolutely perfectly centered in relation to its surroundings. She has a grimace on her fast despite how fervently she works, like this is a disgusting instinct she just can't ignore.]

...Mm, huh? Oh, Monaca’s just tidying up, Nagisa-chan. [she doesn't answer his question at all, seemingly not quite all there.]

Monaca-chan, has this weird happening hit you as well? Everything is really weird right now and this sword isn't as heavy as I thought it was going to be.

[Sorry, Monaca is too frenzied in focus organizing these pots and pans in the kitchen by size, use, and color to take your message right now. Please hold.]

…What? Mm… yes… [In one ear and out the other.]

#iwantnagisatorun #talent swap

Monaca... must...

c l e a n.

[Furious Swiffering of the hallways ensues.]

#talent swap

They are. Except for one. He's not my friend, and he's very ugly. Thank goodness he isn't here.

...Well, anyway, thank you very much, Souda! Robotics is one of the few things poor little Monaca has a talent for -- even her mean, awful family appreciated her skill. Here in this house there's little to find in ways of materials, but Monaca has made do by dismantling a few things.

That said, don't use any shower on the fourth floor. You're welcome in advance.

Ah, help...? Well... He isn't covered yet, but now that Monaca’s wiring is complete, she supposes it's a good idea to have a quick test. If something’s not working, it's much easier to fix while he's still just nuts and bolts! Would you like to help Monaca with a trial run?

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i met him earlier! and i think i saw.. the redheaded boy? he was with one of my friends.

yep! that’s my talent! ultimate mechanic! are you a lil ultimate then??

[He moved closer, looking over the frame of the monokuma] is… that what they look like inside then? that’s really impressive! robots are pretty fun to make but i really like making motors and stuff for bikes.

Ah! That would be Masaru-kun. He's a handful, but leads my group of friends so well! With a positively iron grip. He's an innovator! [that all sounds a little airy, but whatever.]

As the Ultimate Mechanic, of course you'd prefer engines over robotics. Oh yes, Monaca is the Lil Ultimate Homeroom. But Monaca’s talents lie beyond just making friends! [She’s careful about putting away some of her equipment, having to manage some very complicated K-point turns to navigate around her scrap and shrapnel.]

This is more or less what a Monokuma looks like on the inside. This one, though, isn't built to kill at all.

#B)#illfixyouupbaby

[Monaca is obviously displeased with his bewilderment.]

Monaca is called Monaca. Monaca likes building. And Monaca likes Monokuma – except, of course, this one wouldn’t hurt you.

Again, can Monaca help you with anything?

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monaca? you know that nagisa boy then, right? [he tilted his head a bit]

i’m. souda i just came in because i heart someone working. i’m a mechanic so… y’know sort of drawn in.

i can leave if i’m a bother.

[Her interests piques at Nagisa’s name.] Oh! Yes. Monaca knows Nagisa-chan very well. Monaca and Nagisa-chan are the best of friends.

Oh, a mechanic? Is that your talent? Monaca is excellent with machinery herself. Monaca designs and builds robots with ease.

You aren't a bother! Well not yet, at least. In fact, Monaca is nearly done with the frame and intricate wiring.

[Monaca is obviously displeased with his bewilderment.]

Monaca is called Monaca. Monaca likes building. And Monaca likes Monokuma -- except, of course, this one wouldn't hurt you.

Again, can Monaca help you with anything?

I’m in a really great mood, I actually like most of you demons too.

@lilultimatesatan I’ve always been here, Monaca-chan.

…Aw, you know what Monaca meant, silly! Monaca has never heard Nagisa-chan talk highly about demons. What’s changed, hmm?

{Shoot. He messed up, he messed up big time.}

I-I uh..not all of them are bad, Monaca-chan..I really hope you can understand that. Big sis Junko didn’t hang around bad people..all the time..I..I..I’m sorry. Please forgive my outburst.

Hmmm...

Not all demons...? [They so make amazing servants, don't they? And so easy to convince.] Yes, Monaca thinks she understands. You are forgiven, Nagisa.

Who is this nice demon that altered your opinion...?

#iwantnagisatorun

I’m in a really great mood, I actually like most of you demons too.

@lilultimatesatan I’ve always been here, Monaca-chan.

...Aw, you know what Monaca meant, silly! Monaca has never heard Nagisa-chan talk highly about demons. What's changed, hmm?

#iwantnagisatorun

[LOUD TINKERING SOUNDS BUZZ AND WHIRR FROM MONACA’S ROOM.]

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[Here come dat boi. Oh shit waddup? Kazuichi made his way to the room, knocking gently before caaarefully opening the door] hello…?

[ZZZZZZZBBBUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZBBBZZZ--]

Oh?

[Lifting a welding mask that awkwardly fits on her face (because it's meant for adults), Monaca turns her head to look at the open door and the figure in the threshold. She pushes her mussy hair back into place.]

[A robotic frame sits before her, 90% complete. The shape is familiar.]

...Hello? Can Monaca help you?