The Archives of the Mind

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[glumby]

truly a tragedy . ..

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x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers 

“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm

“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man 

[woodrider]

[aryastarkdaily]

#When you’re in the middle of Westeros and stumble upon an Ed Sheeran concert

[littlehobbit13]

“I’m going to kill the Queen,” Arya tells Ed Sheeran.

She’s thinking out loud.

[gabitzart]

Just sayin’ Square..just sayin’..

[pr1nceshawn]

Sholom Ber Solomon & His Daughter Zoe.

[samcahntent]

This is goddamn adorable

[dynastylnoire]

My heart like

[fysw]

Star Wars: The Last Jedi characters posters.

[gemmaswriting]

You guys all joke about how extra Anakin is, but no one ever talks about the fact that Padme literally went to bed wearing a tiara. 

[ohsuestorm]

#thank you antiope for teaching your warriors how to be so extra

[tsaritsa]

sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard. like, sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless

[ruinedchildhood]

[terrysmcginniss]

[fair-maien]

Didn’t get why the early 2000s has a trend of ‘teenagers who live a double life while fighting crime’

[lovelylittlewordsmith]

One of my favorite scenes in Spiderman Homecoming:

When we see Peter actually crying and panicking while stuck under the rubble and it really hits you:

He’s a kid.

Yes, he’s the amazing Spiderman, shooting webs and saving lives, but he’s a kid.

A kid who nearly died.

He’s understandably scared and you want Iron Man to come in and save the day, but you understand that Peter has to do this for himself.  He’s just a kid, but that doesn’t make him any less.

[knitmeapony]

THIS THIS THIS

[berniesrevolution]

[quasi-normalcy]

Nationalise the pharmaceutical industry.

[blackblocberniebros-deactivated]

Publicly execute pharmaceutical industry CEOs.

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Second comment wins

[dajo42]

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

[maneth985]

[luxgalador]

This post was good but then it got better

[celticshenanigans]

Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I’ve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so I’ve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called “Smite the Knight”. I’ve been in the ring before, it’s a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they’re reserved. It’s adorable. I mean, they’re kids.

But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter…the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6′2″, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled “I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!”. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It’s the fierce princess!” and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.

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OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

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This has improved since last I reblogged.

[escarletes]