all Garrett needs is a community service vet with the brightest neon reflectors so he can never be lost .
Garrett: SEEE??! ? IME DOIG COMUNITIE SERVCIE! PLZ D0NT HURT MEE
Sheriffs: Lore? What’s that all about? Do these disembodied voices follow ya two around?
Emmet: Yes, they do. And they frequently ask us questions.
Ingo: We, uh, don’t know where they came from…
Sheriffs: Yeah, that sounds like yer problem, not ours. But to answer em… the Thespians are quite the enigma. Unpredictable, only seen when they wanna be seen…
Garrett: THEYR PLAYZ R SO FUNN!! AND DANGROUS FOR EVERY1 INVOLVDE!
Sheriffs: If ya can stay away from em, you’ll be happy clams. They’re the type that ya can’t understand… only people who understand their mad ramblins are their own damn selves.
Ingo: We assume you didn’t choose to be associated with them?
Sheriffs: Absolutely not. Elite Four is just… a title. We’d rather just be called the Sheriffs, ya hear?
Emmet: Wait… do you have true names? Or were you not named?
Sheriffs: Of course we have names! But that’s on a need-ta-know basis.