#submas garrett

[liminal-station]

oh there’s a lot of… un activated? Guys there. If normally you don’t have color, what dictates what color you get?

Emmet: Well, isn’t that fascinating. We haven’t been here in so long, we almost forgot the assembly line! Those were good days.

Ingo: Don’t worry, they’re being brought to personality installation, where they’ll receive their colors as well. Or… they should be. The line doesn’t seem to be active, and I doubt it has been any time recently.

Garrett: HIII! WHY 4RENT THEYY WAYVING BAC…

[liminal-station]

Awwww, The Sheriffs are cute when they blush!

I didn’t realise they get flustered so easily.

Garrett: AWWW W W,, THEYR SOOO T5UND3RE!~

Sheriffs: We don’t know what that word means, and we don’t wanna know…

[liminal-station]

Question for the Court! (Sherriffs)

Understandably you can’t fully trust others words but if Garrett is the only one ya have beef with and he is helping for a suppose -good cause- can’t you file him under the preoccupation of performing - Community service- for the twins?

Sheriffs: Hm… well, we could…

Garrett: YOS!!! WE R D0IN COMYUNITIE SURVICE!!! WE V BEEN GUD, PR0MISS!

Sheriffs: And can you fellers confirm this?

Ingo: Uh… sure! Yeah, he’s been helpful!

Emmet: He defended us from… uh… no one. No fights whatsoever.

Sheriffs: Well, we’ll be… tell ya what. We’ll escort ya to the control room, just so no funny business happens, ya hear?

Emmet: That is more than okay with us, officers.

[liminal-station]

Give the rizz. Hit the hivemind with a harizzment

Ingo: Uhhh…

Emmet: Sorry, we don’t speak that language…

[liminal-station]

…I think a certain someone just disappeared… unless they are further… up? The latter?

Garrett: YEPPP!! IME WAYY HIGH UP RN! ALMOS 2 THE TOPP! ALMOS THERE…

Garrett: …OH.

[liminal-station]

Whoa…..

Garrett, you better do what these fine gentlemen want.

Emmet: W-wait! He’s been guarding us, you must let him pass!

Ingo: We need his assistance to get into the control room-

Sheriffs: Fat chance, partners. He’s wanted for several counts of first degree murder.

Emmet: And what gives you that authority?!

Sheriffs: Heh… God ‘imself, I spose.

Ingo: W-well, t-there has to be a way to resolve this non-violently…

[liminal-station]

Hey Gayrret, how would you react to a marriage proposal lmao

Garrett: W3DDERS???!?

Ingo: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!?

Emmet: A-and where did your ARM go?!?

Garrett: NO POBLEME. I’ME U5ED TO PAI N!

[liminal-station]

*pets you*

Ingo: O-oh goodness!

Emmet: W-well… I mean, it’s not like we don’t like it…

Garrett: CMON! 1 WANT PETZ 2! NOT FAYR!!!