@limplegsakimbo - Tumblr Blog

oh yeah follow my actual blog @terrorizings ! and thank you to everyone who enjoyed this, and the little robots who ran around. this blog is dead now, just like bro strider. his narrative is kaput.

#dueces

Credit to KaterinaXC for spinning time gif

#413 #homestuck #bro strider #skweezy jibbs

Hello again mr. strider, or as you seem to be known as colloquially, "bro". I am writing to inform you that i will be going on a trip for six to twelve business days, and will be unable to ensure the total skaianet upkeep of your site during that time. My subscription however, will be paid on time as usual. Maybe the missus or the sitter will get a kick out of it ho ho! Anywho, i hope to see you, and your puppets, again soon. Tally ho!

is this game about houses or some shit.

men struggle in nooses, but puppets walk free.

#lets go to plushrump dot com

OP1N1ONS ON PUPP3T B4S3D 3X3CUT1ONS SP3C1F1C4LLY 1N TH3 STYL3 OF H4NG1NGS >>>>:?

what happened to ginzo will forever be a tragedy. gonzo just wasnt the same after

#i would be MORE BOTHERED if he wasn't coated in fucking feather hair.#soft FEATHER HAIR from jim henson's house of horrors. seldom used in the eclectic productions of james pokercards.#he keeps it classic and sweet bro you ever catch a look at the hall of the mountain king?#rock hard for greenhilda bro!!!

thoughts on gonzo?

i know I'D want a piece of his proboscis

#god a HUGE FUCKIN HONKER LIKE THAT #save some air for the rest of us big nose!!!#bend over and let his curled snout tickle your chocolate kisser oh man dawg.

Hello good morning. How do you feel about Digit the muppet?

i mean, shit, listen, it don't get any better than this sludgebuster right the hell here. take a fuckin' gander at that gaping maw of his, always ready to get wicked with the nearest twitchin' missus waggled in front of his jaundiced gaze.