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i enjoyed getting some practice in on drawing these sillies...they're so cuteeeee i wanna draw them more
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waow full canvas of herm and robert!!!
i enjoyed getting some practice in on drawing these sillies...they're so cuteeeee i wanna draw them more
So I had a Waterbae thought (on my own for once lol).
So maybe this is for Valentine’s Day or an anniversary.
Flambae and Waterboy are romantics at heart. They haven’t really had to learn per se, they’ve just known. And their goal is to make the other person happy. And anniversaries are always special cause the both of them get to do a lot for each other.
Flambae goes and gets Waterboy a potted plant of sorts instead of cut flowers. Waterboy DOES like getting flowers, but he loves taking care of plants too. So he comes home after telling Waterboy he’s “got shit to do” and he brings in the plant. Maybe it’s a flower or a cactus. Something. Waterboy LOVES it and immediately comes up with a name for his new plant. Flambae grins and watches Waterboy set his plant somewhere nice and he gives it a quick drink.
Waterboy then turns to Flambae and he tells him he’s got something special too! Flambae wonders what it is. He wonders if it’s a gift, a sexy gift, just..whatever. Waterboy is taking his hand and leading him to the balcony (cause I say Flambae has one cause if he gets too pissed but doesn’t want to activate the smoke alarms he’ll go out there). Flambae is now confused.
Then he sees more plants. Planters if you will. They’re..just green plants. Not flowers. Just…green plants.
Flambae is confused.
But Waterboy brings him closer and Flambae notices these plants are actually fragrant. And then it hits him.
They’re herbs. All of them are herbs.
Waterboy smiles and says he knows Flambae loves cooking. He likes using fresh herbs in some foods but he’s irritated with how expensive they can get. So he got some for Flambae! And all Flambae has to do is use the herbs cause he himself will take care of the plants!
And Waterboy starts listing off the herbs. There’s dill, mint, rosemary, thyme, basil, marjoram, oregano, cilantro, etc. He’s even got some spicy peppers growing nearby too! He wanted Flambae to have the full arsenal he can manage.
And Flambae blinks cause he’s shocked. He’s NEVER had anyone do something so considerate before. Waterboy keeps surprising him more and more. He doesn’t say anything. He just pulls Waterboy close and hugs him. Waterboy blushes a little but smiles and hugs back.
Flambae says he feels stupid getting Waterboy a little plant and Waterboy defends his plant, saying it’s PERFECT! He LOVES his plant. And he gets to make it super healthy now! Flambae huffs a small laugh and he can’t help but kiss his wet pool noodle boyfriend.
Waterboy is flustered but kisses back. Then Flambae says he’s gotta figure out how to dry herbs and Waterboy is like “T-That’s right! You CAN d-dry them now!” Flambae just huffs a laugh and he drags Waterboy inside. He says Waterboy needs to clean up since he’s been gardening. He’s got a dinner for them booked.
When they get home he can thank Waterboy for his gift properly. Waterboy is red again and he immediately goes to clean up, almost slipping with how fast he’s moving.
Flambae just shakes his head fondly, wondering how the fuck he ended up so lucky. He’ll tell others of COURSE he’s lucky. He’s himself after all! But deep down..he knows Waterboy loving him is nothing short of a gift. And that’s the gift he wants to thank Waterboy for.
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It's wild blueberry season in Sweden and I've been picking and eating my fill everyday from the forest behind my house! The entire forest floor is covered in wild blueberry bushes and the tangy taste is so cosmic, I had to paint them✨ Photos of the berries I picked!
Painting process~
Scenario, where Robert accidently forgets his and Herm's anniversary.
Herm prepared a lovely evening with Robert's favourite meal, dessert, a small gift and some very relaxing bath.
Robert worked a bit longer that day, doing sth on the Mech and didn't read Herm's messages. Only when he finished his work, he looked at his phone and went home immediately. He forgot their anniversary. He tries to call Herm on the way, but he doesn't pick up the phone.
Its 11 p.m. when Robert is home. Herm is already asleep, so he doesn't wake him. Though he does see the things Herm prepared. He feels so bad and guilty.
And yes, Herm cried himself to sleep and started to feel really insecure. He's more sad than mad and it will show the next day.
And yes, the Z team is ready to fight Robert (even Chase wants to punch Robert)
Hi this took all day so far to write.
So for starters I personally don’t see Robert forgetting an anniversary because he sets so many reminders on his phone cause he doesn’t want to fuck this up..
BUT I ALSO DO SEE IT?? IS THAT WEIRD??
Like…shit.
Herm worked so hard and he’s so proud of himself. Heck he encouraged Robert to work later so he had more time to set everything up. Robert had told him it would be a minor fix to the mech and he’d be home. He was so excited.
He made Robert baked Mac n’ Cheese (Chase’s recipe that he told Herm to only cook for bad days and special events), a small chocolate cake that Herm himself can’t even eat (dairy) and he bought Robert flowers and got hims some small gift (Herm got Robert into collecting some hero merch, but it’s pretty much been Z team and Trackstar merch. Herm got him something Trackstar). He even made a heartfelt (and soggy) note! He also made something he himself could eat but that wasn’t the centerpiece of the surprise. And now he just has to wait!
And so he waits.
He starts to get a bit concerned. He texts a simple “Where are you?”. Then a “Let me know when you’re coming home! :D”. Herm tells himself that the food can be reheated. And it’ll still be warm when Robert comes back. But Robert doesn’t.
He calls. He calls again. It’s getting later and Robert still isn’t back. Herm is starting to feel less excited and more nervous. More..anxious. He at this point has moved to the couch, holding Beef, telling himself Robert is just busy. The mech is intricate. He’ll be back soon. He said he would.
He checks the time and it’s 10 pm. Herm sighs, sets Beef down and he goes to start putting food away in the fridge. He forgets about the plates and forks he’s placed on the kitchen island/bar set up. He leaves the flowers there too, and the gift with the note onto the coffee table. He turns the lights off, picks up Beef and goes to bed. He lies there, curled up and he finds himself tearing up. And it’s not small tears either. It’s those big tears that he gets when he feels intense emotions.
Why wasn’t Robert here? He said he would be home soon. Did Robert forget that bad? Did he not come on purpose? Maybe their anniversary isn’t as important as the mech. That thought stings a little. Up until now, Robert has put their relationship above the mech and it was a very hard thing for him to do. But he did it.
Until now.
Herm sends one last text before he cries himself to sleep.
“Happy Anniversary”
Robert on the other hand, has been working with Royd for such a long time. They were doing some casual repairs and calibrations when they found a glitch in the mech they had to fix. It required rewiring, reprogramming, all sorts of bs. It’s been rough. But he finally gets a chance to go tell Herm he’s gonna be home soon. So he goes to where his phone is resting on a workbench….
He sees three missed calls and five texts. The last one says “Happy Anniversary”. No emoticons, no emojis. No heart emojis like Herm usually would. Nothing.
And it’s almost 11pm.
Robert feels sick to his stomach. Oh fuck he forgot. He tells Royd he has to go ASAP. Royd asks what’s wrong and Robert says it’s his and Herm’s anniversary today. And he forgot it. Royd lets out a horrified “Bro” and Robert is just off.
He tries calling Herm, but Herm is t answering. Shit.
He makes it back home and when he steps in he’s expecting to see maybe a sad Herm, or an irritated Herm, or just Herm in general. Instead he’s met with the lights being off. When he turns them on, he sees plates and forks still on the island/bar thing. He sees a bouquet of flowers on the island/bar thing too and they’re starting to wilt a little because they aren’t in any water.
He sighs and he starts heading to their bedroom when he sees something on the coffee table. He sees a gift box and a note. It’s a bit damp and it’s smudged but Robert’s learned how to read Herm’s writing by now.
The note is Herm expressing his love for Robert. He’s been the happiest he’s ever been since the day they met. He’s never felt so loved in his entire life and he’s grateful for everything Robert’s done for him. He’s even more grateful to be by his side. So he hopes they have many more anniversaries together. He wants to keep loving and making Robert happy for the rest of their lives.
Robert is pissed at himself and puts the note down. He goes to the bedroom and he finds Herm is asleep with Beef curled up next to him. It breaks Robert’s heart even more. Herm was waiting. And waiting. And waiting. He was waiting for him to one home. He was waiting to show him how much he loved him. And Robert repays such love, care and devotion with this?
Robert sighs and goes to put the flowers in some water. Afterwards, he goes to get himself a drink when he sees the food. He decides his stomach can’t handle a drink of any kind. He just goes to to the bathroom to brush his teeth. There in the bathroom is some brand new bath stuff. There’s minty Epsom salts, some dried rose petals and an adorable rubber duck. Robert can feel that duck glaring at him.
Once he gets into bed, Robert looks at Herm. His back is facing Robert. Robert wants to pull Herm close to him and hold him, but that would wake him. And even if it didn’t, Beef is in the way. So here he is, apart from Herm. He curses himself quietly and turns to the other side and tries to get some sleep.
It’s the next morning and Herm wakes up like he usually does. He looks over and he doesn’t see Robert in bed. He’s now concerned. He wakes up first. He always sees Robert when he wakes up. Did Robert not make it home??
Herm gets up hurriedly but as he opens the bedroom door, he smells burning. He looks into their kitchen and Robert is cooking eggs. Well, attempting to cook eggs. He’s mostly swearing at the eggs and trying to get them not to stick. The fan is on overdrive. Robert sighs and turns off the stove. He turns and sees Herm just..standing there watching.
Robert has this guilty look on his face. He tells Herm good morning. Herm quietly says it back. It’s awkwardly quiet and he says he was trying to make breakfast. He’s..sorry for last night. Herm doesn’t say anything. Robert tries to apologize for getting so absorbed in the mech, but Herm stops him. He says they can talk about it later. They have work soon. And Robert knows he fucked up big time when Herm says that.
When they arrive to work, everyone is expecting to be lovey dovey and gushy. What they aren’t expecting is Herm be so…sad and Robert has that “I can’t have emotions show I have to be professional” face. That face disappears momentarily when he looks at Herm. Guilt, concern and sadness are on his face before it goes back to that “forced to be professional” expression.
Chase asks what the fuck is up and Robert says he forgot it was his and Herm’s anniversary last night and he stayed super late. Robert can hear Galen across the room say “Dude….”.
Chase is IMMEDIATELY pissed. He says he’s been protecting Robert’s ass when it came to Herm (shovel talking and making sure Herm knows what he’s in for) and when he finally deems Herm worthy and lets Herm take over, Robert pulls THIS SHIT?
Robert says he knows and he doesn’t know how he’s gonna make it up to Herm. Herm wouldn’t even talk to him this morning.
As Chase scolds Robert more, Sonar is across the way, ears twitching. Holy shit. Robert FORGOT their anniversary. THATS why Herm is so upset.
He immediately goes to tell Malevola.
First shift is rough. Herm does his best but it’s certainly not a good day. Robert is still paying attention and he isn’t distracted, but Sonar and Malevola are being weirdly snappy to him today. Robert wonders if Herm told them. But if he did..then why isn’t everyone upset?
Then at break time, Robert is going to get some coffee when he hears a “GET HIM BAE!”
Robert turns and is suddenly on the ground.
Flambae decked him. And he looks PISSED.
He sees an equally pissed off Prism come into view, looking down at him. He sighs and says he deserves that. And if she wants to blind him, he deserves that too. Prism huffs and says she wants him to see how sad Herm looks. Robert gets up and Flambae says he should burn him alive. Herm isn’t around to stop him. Robert says he knows Flambae wouldn’t cause he loves his niece too much, but he does deserve being punched.
Robert just knows now he’s in for a shitty second shift.
Now everyone is snappy with him. Punch up is insulting Robert, Coupé is halfassing calls and she NEVER half asses anything. Visi is also insulting him but in a more rude way. Golem won’t even listen to Robert. And Phen is listening but he then tells Robert he’s very disappointed he forgot their anniversary.
That’s when it clicks to Herm that they somehow found out and that’s why they’re being rude. Punch up, Visi and Flambae are gonna start up another round of insults but Herm speaks up, telling them they aren’t helping with anything. He and Robert agreed to talk about it after work and they are making things more difficult.
The team goes quiet after that, only talking when need be.
Soon it’s the end of the day. Chase says he’s taking Beef cause Robert “needs to fix this shit”. Robert agrees he does need to fix it. He doesn’t see Herm yet, so he goes up to Mandy. He did talk to her about something involving their anniversary, but him forgetting this has made things much more complicated.
He arrives in Mandy’s office and she notices how awful Robert looks. She asks what’s wrong. Robert says he fucked up. Bad. And now those couple days off he was asking? The days so he and Herm can spend time together? He needs a whole week off. Mandy is now even more concerned. Robert says their anniversary was last night and he forgot. Mandy is shocked and she’s like “Robert no..”
Robert says he needs to talk to Herm first but once he has the details from their side he’ll get back to her, but he really needs them cause he royally fucked up. Mandy agrees that he royally fucked up and says she’ll try to clear it as soon as possible. But hey, it means more vacation/PTO days are being used.
Robert thanks her and leaves. Herm is by his desk waiting. He still looks miserable. So Robert goes over and asks if he’s ready to go home and Herm just nods. It’s silent the whole way home. When they get inside Herm is still quiet but he goes to sit in the armchair they have (that has a singe mark from flambae getting mad) instead of the couch. Robert is alone on that couch.
Robert starts off by apologizing again. He tells Herm it was meant to be a quick in and out job. He left his phone on the workbench as they did some usual stuff. But turns out some of the damage that the mech got caused a glitch. It needed rewiring, reprogramming, recalibrating, etc. And he stupidly got absorbed into it. He should have told Royd they should have saved it for the next day, or at least text or call Herm to let him know what was going on.
But he didn’t, cause he thought it was supposed to be a quick fix. He was being stubborn.
And he ended up letting Herm wait alone.
He’s sorry. He can’t believe he left Herm alone on their anniversary. Herm didn’t deserve that, after the love and care he has done for Robert all these years.
Herm is quiet for a few moments before saying he was hurt. He was lonely. He even let a thought into his head that he’s never thought before. He thought maybe Robert didn’t see their anniversary was important. Not as important as the mech at least. He hated being alone and he hated crying himself to sleep. It hurt so much.
But Robert isn’t solely to blame. He knows he’s been secretive about their anniversary. And he also knows that even with as good of a memory Robert has, it gets sometimes fuzzy cause of the coma and two explosions. He should have been more active in talking about it too. He could have reminded Robert sooner. He could have asked what Robert wanted to do instead of having it be a complete surprise. Heck he could have said he had a surprise for Robert before encouraging him to work on the mech!
Robert says it’s not Herms fault. He himself also stupidly didn’t set up reminders on his phone. Herm did nothing wrong. Herm disagrees. He says it’s both of their faults. Robert sighs. They leave it at that.
It’s quiet and Robert says he didn’t completely forget about their anniversary. Herm is..confused cause he..kinda did.
Robert says he was talking to Mandy a couple of weeks ago about possibly getting a few days off to spend time together. Robert would have his phone on “do not disturb” and if any emergencies did happen he’d tell people to call Herm’s phone. This was going to be his present to Herm, just undivided attention.
Herm’s lower lip wobbles a little.
Robert continues and says he was in Mandy’s office that day before they left to request the days to be a full week. Herm is actually shocked at this. Robert says it’ll be anything Herm wants. If they want to go on a mini vacation outside of Torrence and LA, they can. If they want to stay at home and go do stuff around LA and go home and spend more time together, they can too. He wants Herm to think about what he wants and once they decide, he’ll let Mandy know.
And Herm hiccups before crying. He’s crying cause he’s sad. He’s hurt. He’s…happy. Robert was..wanting to take time off for them? And when he messed up he requested more time off? He was going to have his phone on “do not disturb”?
Robert wanted to give Herm a week of all of his attention, something they can’t normally or ever have had. They’re always answering calls, stopping villains, saving the day…
But Robert was wanting a week for the both of them not to worry about that.
No hero or dispatching work, no Z team, no Mech suit..
Just the two of them.
And maybe Beef if they stay home. That’s tempting.
Herm gets up, goes over to the couch and he hugs Robert tightly. Robert hugs back, and he apologizes. Herm says he hurts cause he loves Robert so much. Robert says he loves Herm so much too. He doesn’t think he’ll ever forgive himself for making Herm hurt or cry like this. Herm then pulls Robert in for a kiss. A deep one.
They hold each other, kissing as tears fall from both of them. They don’t know how long it lasts but when they pulls away, their eyes are a bit red from crying. Herm then picks up the gift box and the note. Robert says he didn’t see the gift but he read the note when he came home that night. Herm says it’s fine but he wants to give Robert his gift. So Robert accepts it and opens the box.
Inside is an action figure and a watch meant for a child, both are Trackstar themed. Herm says the watch was part of a promotional event and the action figures were only made in the late 90’s and were gone by the 2000’s. Robert says he’s always amazed by his attention to detail with hero merch. He then huffs a laugh and he says he can’t wait to torment Chase with this later. Herm smiles a bit at that.
They have dinner (Robert reheated the Mac n cheese and Herm’s dinner and they ate together but not the dessert. Robert promised to buy Herm as much honeydew as he wanted) and they decide to take the bath together. It’s always tricky since they’re both two grown men and Herm is at least 6’6, but they’ve made it work before.
They undress and Herm goes to get the bath ready, adjusting the temperature and adding the salts and rose petals in. He even gets that cute duck floating. Robert goes to put their clothes in their hamper when he sees something in the hamper. It’s a new lacey pair of navy blue panties.
Robert asks Herm if he was waiting for him while wearing panties and Herm is flustered. He stammers and says that it was meant for if Robert felt up to anything else. Herm watches as Robert’s face goes dead inside. Robert then says he needs to invent time travel so he can go back and bitch smack himself. Herm laughs. Actually laughs. It’s been over 24 hours since Herm laughed.
They both settle in the tub and get as comfortable as possible. Herm is happy to have Robert against his chest and he idly has one arm wrapped around Robert’s middle and the other is playing with the ducky in the bath while Robert watches in amusement. Herm is having the duck swim into rose petals.
Robert asks what Herm would want to do in their week. Herm says he doesn’t quite know, but he wants them to spend a lot of time together. He wants to hold and be held by Robert a lot too. He wants to just love on Robert. Robert is amused and he says Herm needs to focus on himself cause this trip is a present for him. Herm says affection like that is a present for him, cause he always likes doing it.
Robert smiles fondly and he says he likes holding Herm too for the record. He loves it even, cause he loves Herm.
Herm blushes and just buries his face into Robert’s shoulder. He then says he loves Robert too.
When your first pregnancy is at 39 years old, you don’t really have time to mess around
Cover for my new fic "Slip and Slide"
OH MY GOD, GUYS, I finally finished this drawing!! 😭 It ended up being way bigger than I originally planned... But here you go fem Waterbae!! HEHE💕
And finally it's done 😭
WATERBOY AND FLAMBAE FANART YEYEYEYEHE
Rambles, close ups and a version without the filter below the cut👇
HELLO HIIII I decided to create my tumblr account
I'll start posting my old works here! here's my dispatch sketches
Thank you to Sneykplantt again for drawing this for me!
UHHHH RE-UPLOAD CUS I MESSED UP AND MADE POLE FOR 1 DAY ONLY AAAAA
Looks like our helpful little janitor is in need of help !
what will you do
keep going [kiss scene]
back down [fluff scene]
Kiss it is might take a bit for me to finish but we'll see
Waterboy being the one, who repairs everything in Flambae's apartment, because Flambae doesn't have the patience for it and maybe the skills (unless its his car).
Flambae finds it very attractive, when Waterboy repairs the sink or something. A man, who can do something by himself? Very sexy.
Just imagine a scene, where Waterboy is wearing dirty old clothes and repairs Flambae's kitchen sink. Flambae sits right next to him, drinking sth cold to cool himself down. He suddenly gets behind that certain type of porn.
Bonus: Waterboy is actually kinda annoyed, that Flambae doesn't help him. He could have atleast give him the tools. But dont worry, Flambae will make it up for him...
Oh WAIT. Maybe Waterboy DOES know how to do some basic repairs cause one, he's a janitor and two, he's the only one who can fix things if they go wrong at his granny's house!!!! This idea is SO GOOD! And funny enough, I didn't see the sink thing at first (just woke up) and I was like "oh shit it's gotta be a sink" cause that's my intuition but I'm glad we have the same intuition. Now, Flambae REALLY likes seeing Waterboy repair shit. Yes, a man who can do something or fix things himself? It's VERY hot. He won't admit it but he is attracted to Waterboy for cooking (when Flambae lets him) cleaning and being good at caretaking. And being VERY family oriented. That is something Flambae likes (even if some of it isn't quite hot per se). This is the cherry on the motherfucking sundae. So here Flambae is, on the floor drinking some juice or water or something, it doesn't matter. Waterboy is also on the floor, taking a peek at the sink. And Flambae just watches everything very closely. And it's not just the appearance of Waterboy that's so hot right now (it's still hot though), or the fact that Waterboy can fix something... Waterboy is making sounds. Mostly little grunts as he's trying to fit a new pipe into place, but holy shit, that's sexy af. Flambae always thought the "repairman" porn was stupid. Now he sees the light. He won't apologize for commenting on how stupid the whole thing is though that one time though. Meanwhile Waterboy is getting a but frustrated. Flambae isn't doing shit. He wont hand him tools, he didn't go shopping to get the pipe with him (he just gave him money) and now he's just staring. What the fuck? Flambae then says that when Waterboy gets done, maybe he can give him a tip for excellent service. Waterboy sighs and tells him he doesn't need to get paid. Flambae promptly calls him a fucking dumbass. Waterboy says he's doing this cause he loves Flambae! He doesn't- "I'm saying we should fuck Wetbitch." Oh.
Flambae loves Waterboy’s hands. They are larger, yet slimmer, than his own, and he loves holding them without gloves.
When Flambae tried to hold his hands on a date for the first time, Waterboy was nervous and insecure. His hands are obviously always wet. Who would actually want to hold a hand that feels like a sweaty one?
He is already about to pull his hand away when Flambae tightens his grip and gently strokes Waterboy’s hand with his thumb.
“W-wait, I’m sorry, I know they’re—”
“Stop apologizing,” Flambae interrupts. “I don’t care that they’re wet.”
Waterboy still looks unsure, so Flambae adds that if it really bothers him, he can just warm up his hands. Besides, Waterboy’s hands are always freezing anyway.
“Seriously, you worry too much.”
So, every time Flambae and Waterboy hold hands, they’re followed by a little trail of steam and a quiet sizzling sound.
Herms neck is sensitive. Extremely sensitive. That's why he has the high collar. To stop people touching it or things brushing against it.
But one night at Sardines, he's sitting next to Chad. And he's drunk and warm. Body heat of a pyro mixing with the beer running through his bloodstream and flushing his cheeks a pretty pink.
So he unzips. Just a bit. Some breathing room. Cracking his neck from the lingering soreness of the day and sighing as he closes his eyes and let's his head fall back against the wall.
And then there's fingers on his neck.
Feather light and tracing every dip and curve, lingering on his adams apple. A drunk and curious Chad smirking as he leans his chin on Herms shoulder and touches.
"Your neck is really fucking long, wet noodle boy"
Herm can feel every callouse, every dip of his finger prints. Every blood vessel pumping through his fingers as they trail down his pulse point. So he grabs Chad's wrist. And it's warm. So warm.
"P-Please stop-don't do that. I don't...I don't like people-"
Then the hand is around his throat. Squeezing once. Then twice. Tipping his head so warm, dry lips can press into his skin. A burning tongue can lap at his water. Sucking on the hinge of his jaw and trailing a firey path up to his ear lobe. Pulling it between straight white teeth.
And Herm feels it all.
Everything.
Body shaking, mind going blank. The room falling into a darkened silence as he grips that wrist and his eyes roll back. Panting and moaning. Whimpering into the air. That feeling that always comes when his neck is being touched blooming in full swing.
And then Chad pulls away. Sipping his own beer as Herm's head plummets back down to earth. Quickly zipping his suit back up and hiding his mortified expression behind a soggy handful of peanuts and the clearing of his throat. Squirming in his seat to rid the tingles stirring in his lower abdomen.
Everyone's on the dance floor or getting another round. No one saw. No one knows.
But Chad knows.
And as Alice calls him up on stage for a duet, he leans down and flicks the tab of Herm zipper where it sits just under his chin.
"I knew you'd moan like a bitch"
Herm is stronger than Chad.
And Chad hates it.
He hates how he can lift more than him at the gym. Hates how he's being favoured by Robert for heavy lifting calls. Hates how he can just push a car out of the way or tip a pile of rubble off someone with that stupid, innocent look of his. Skinny arms packing a punch, literally, that no one expects.
Until one day when Herm pushes him against the brick wall in the ally behind sardines. Pressing large wet palms into the back of Chad's thighs and lifting him like he weighs nothing. Lips never leaving his mouth even as the steam bellows and he whimpers so pathetically against Chad's tongue.
Then, and only then, does Chad briefly forget his hate for Herm being stronger than him.