A Reasonable Guy

Lindy / USA / ig: rosenlindy

[toastbutteregg]

this is adorable im jealous

[witlovesyou]

Big sister drops to her knees to show affection to newborn Photo by James Irwin

[bando--grand-scamyon]

OHHH MY GOD

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[backseat-burner]

same energy:

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[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[toastbutteregg]

where do you even find a billionaire’s address like ?!!?!?!? fbi?@?@

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’m trying a new thing called activities

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

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tell me more

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’ve said too much already

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fashion icon

[tallwhitney]

[stelleamezzogiorno]

Bunnies love flowers 🌼

[toothygremlin]

I’d like to give a very big fuck you to anyone who talks badly about janitors, trashmen, maids, house cleaners,ect.

[roseoilz]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Dry liquids.

[blackfairypresident]

“can men and women be just friends?” yeah if you dont socialize boys from birth to only see women as sex partners/objects and normalize healthy non-sexual/romantic friendships between men and women

[blackfairypresident]

BITCH THIS WAS A READ

[doctorstrangelocked]

Louder for people in the back

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[paninimami]

BIG FACTS

[justsomeantifas]

them: capitalism inspires innovation and technological advancement!!

capitalism:

[blacksunivoryz-deactivated20190]

Isn’t this website your using created by capitalism?

[justsomeantifas]

someone post the meme

[tahthetrickster]

gladly