[flashbastardsramblings]

[forgetmcnotts]

# me having to remind myself straight people exist

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | Pine Barrens (4.07)

[linksherzt]

In which I am Nadja.

[saintcolumbiformes]

Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

[linksherzt]

It appears I've downloaded this app again. Tell me, does it still contain serotonin and dopamine?

[shamebats]

I ship Guillermo with a big comfy bed with soft clean sheets and the exact type of mattress and pillow he prefers

[absurdlyalive]

stop shipping him anywhere, with or without a bed, just give him a proper train or plane ticket!

[shamebats]

Omg why did I never realize this? They’ve quite literally shipped him, twice, just never in the way we wanted them to

[screenshotsofdespair]

[threebroomscraft]

Grab your galoshes and rain slicker, it’s time to race paper boats in the sewer!

This yellow foaming bath bomb, inspired by the color of George’s raincoat, starts off cheery with a scent of chocolate cake that will take you back to the delightful joy of childhood. As it dissolves, though, you’ll be slowly confronted with a deepening dread as your tub slowly surrounds you with a pool of blood, just like the fate of poor Georgie. Once the bath bomb fizzes away a small paper boat will be revealed, prop it up and watch it float on the bloody water.

[threebroomscraft]

May’s full moon, the Flower Moon, is known for new growth. It’s a great time to nurture changes that you’ve implemented recently and to recenter yourself. This moon is all about finding your flow and not rushing into anything. We paired this with a smoothed bloodstone crystal that was charged under the full moon on May 10th. Bloodstones help to calm and revitalize the mind, guide your intuition, and keep you grounded.

The green color of this bath bomb comes from a mixture of sage powder (for cleansing) and a colorant, we decided to focus on this color to signify budding leaves. There are also specks of pink (made from beet root powder) to represent blossoming flowers. The essential oils used are a blend of blood orange, frankincense, and black pepper which create a bright citrus scent with a hint of spice. This blend helps inspire motivation and encouragement.

[chucklebot]

I am going to find this cafe and burn it down.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

*locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee* 

[if-you-see-gay-me]

motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any way I want I will cut it with sugar and mainline it right here don’t try me

[mlthrowaway]

[wilwheaton]

I drink my coffee black and strong, like my president. That said, shaming people for how they choose to drink their coffee, instead of saying, “have you tried this coffee without anything in it? Maybe you’ll like it!” is as fucking stupid as the current president who I refuse to acknowledge.

[threebroomscraft]

Explore the witchy side of Three Brooms Craft.

The first in our series of bath bombs that come with crystals charged under a full moon is our Pink Moon bath bomb. It comes with a smoothed rose quartz crystal that has been charged under the light of the full moon on April 11.

The Pink Moon signifies a time of motivation and encourages you to implement change. We paired this with a rose quartz crystal, which helps promote self-love and self-esteem, to help inspire confidence in your decisions. We also paired these with bergamot and rose essential oils, to keep the self-love vibe going strong.

These bath bombs are made with more natural ingredients, including essential oils, beet root powder for color, and kaolin clay instead of cornstarch.

This is a very limited run, so get yours before we sell out!

[taavot-deactivated20170404]

remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming ITS A WEED

[deerinspotlight]

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

[bittersuggestion]

Romantic love does not cure a mental illness

[threebroomscraft]

We hope you have enjoyed our featured bombs over the past few days! That’s it for now, but we have more products in the works and a big announcement coming soon! If you haven’t already, follow us on Instagram for the most up to date information.

💚TBC

[threebroomscraft]

You’ll be wanting to save people, hunt things, and join the family business after using this Sam Winchester inspired bath bomb!

The blue color is reminiscent of the denim jeans the boys are always wearing. It’s scented with a blend of lavender, vanilla, patchouli, and a soft musk to make you feel like Sam is sharing the tub with you! It’s loaded with epsom salt to help protect you against ghosts while you’re bathing!

It’s topped with a gilttery red soap cap to represent all of the blood the boys have spilled (theirs and others) on the road so far.

[linksherzt]

All of my t-shirt pajama tops are in the wash so I stole Chris's Gryffindor shirt and I feel like a dirty liar.

[threebroomscraft]

You’ll be saving people, hunting things, and joining the family business after using this Dean Winchester inspired bath bomb!

The mossy green color represents the deep green of Dean’s eyes. It’s scented with a blend of apple pie and bourbon, some of Dean’s favorite things. You might want to bring a slice of pie and a glass of whiskey with you while you enjoy soaking. It’s also loaded with epsom salt to help protect your tub against ghosts.

It’s topped with a glittery red soap to represent all of the blood the boys have spilled (theirs and others) on the road.

[linksherzt]

Guys, this one might be my favorite scented bath bomb that we've ever done. Ever. Also, the soap cap is awesome.