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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Love Begins
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hello vonnie
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$LAYYYTER
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@linnaeology
﹒⌗﹒ 𝟶𝟷𝟽% . .☘︎ ݁˖ ˚ “ 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬… ”
꧁⎝ 𓆩༺☠︎︎༻𓆪 ⎠꧂
⊹₊ ㆍ✘ㆍ☽｡⋆ ⋮ 𝑹𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝑩𝒍𝒐𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑭𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚 “𝑳𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒚” 𝑩𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒚 𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒉𝒂𝒎-𝑳𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝒂𝒏 𝑶𝑪.
↳ 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐋𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧 ㆍ✘ㆍ₊⊹
⊹ ˚ . 𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚜 • 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 • 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 ｡ﾟ⋆
꧁⎝ 𓆩༺☠︎︎༻𓆪 ⎠꧂
╰┈➤ 𝐅 𝐀 𝐌 𝐈 𝐋 𝐘
: ̗̀➛ @phenomenae-by-design (Will)
: ̗̀➛@primavera-beata (Hannibal)
: ̗̀➛ @littlebabybugz (Christophe)
: ̗̀➛ @cerrvine (Abigail)
𓍯𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 ❝ 𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫. ❞
If you give away mini versions of candy for halloween dni
Finding FIVE twix minis. You people disgust me
❝ That’s… that’s kinda rude… lowkey… ❞
can you kill them for me
❝ Bet. ❞
If you give away mini versions of candy for halloween dni
Finding FIVE twix minis. You people disgust me
❝ That’s… that’s kinda rude… lowkey… ❞
❝ Temporary organ theft. ❞
WHO'S????
❝ omg I thought that I posted this privately — dw about it :3 ❞
ATLEAST SHARE!!!!
❝ Someone who was being rude as hell and talking shit about family! ❞
i meant share as in let me eat them
❝ Oh of course! Papa said I could try out this new recipe that I came up with… ❞
❝ Oh, happy Halloween by the way! ❞
↳ @linnaeology
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
❝ Oh, happy Halloween by the way! ❞
↳ @linnaeology
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
❝ Temporary organ theft. ❞
WHO'S????
❝ omg I thought that I posted this privately — dw about it :3 ❞
ATLEAST SHARE!!!!
❝ Someone who was being rude as hell and talking shit about family! ❞
❝ Temporary organ theft. ❞
WHO'S????
❝ omg I thought that I posted this privately — dw about it :3 ❞
❝ Temporary organ theft. ❞
'I've been trying to copy the way my dad speaks, I walked over to my other dad (Will) and said "You are akin to paint spilled on a plain canvas, messy and inelegant, but often times found beautiful despite nobody knowing why, tell me, do you find yourself beautiful, or do you often times blame yourself, or rather the artist, for you feeling your life is inelegant and incomplete?" And then i walked away and ate cheez itz'
❝ I think I had a STROKE reading that… papa look. ❞
@primavera-beata
what the fuck ethan
I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.
I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.
Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.
1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.
This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.
So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.
So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.
Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.
Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.
“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.
I’m so proud of everyone in this post
Well I guess I have future plans I need to see come to fruition
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
First Meetings Sentences, Vol. 4
(Sentences for muses meeting for the first time. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I imagine you've heard of me. Not all of it will be true, mind."
"I suspect you know who I am?"
"You're wrong. I don't resemble anyone."
"I hate to seem inquisitive, but why are you here?"
"We've never really spoken, have we? We should."
"How long are you going to make me stand here before you offer me a drink?"
"May I ask you a personal question?"
"I don't mean to pry, but what exactly is it you do?"
"How long have you been here?"
"I would really rather you not smoke in here."
"What does a man have to do to get a quiet drink in these parts?"
"Are you sure I can't get you a drink?"
"You're not like anyone I've ever met."
"Can I ask you a question that may seem strange?"
"Everyone knows everyone here."
"I've heard a lot of rumours about you, all of them bad."
"Don't you agree it's a crime that cocktail culture is in decline?"
"So, here we are, faced with the frightful task of having to converse."
"I couldn't trouble you for a light, could I?"
"Don't take this the wrong way, but you kind of look like you need a drink."
"They didn't tell you who I am, did they?"
❝ ##### 💔🥀 to you too /hj ❞
just curious, do you have any faceclaims for Linney? I think drawing them would be super duper fun!!
« hi!! I’m so sorry I forgot to respond to this — as of now, their irl fc is Samantha Coates — the following photos. Along with this character whose name I’m not aware of! »
we should play Roblox together
❝ Bet. ❞
yippeee!!! Yippeee!!
❝ :3 ❞
❝ Hey look… aren’t the narwhals so cool? Weird bald lookin’ things… ❞
↳ @linnaeology
AHHH GET OUT OF MY INBOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
❝ No :3 ❞
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
❝ That’s a really mid insult, Lil bro. Seriously, be more creative.❞
^^
I will cut off your leg, force feed it to you, then cut open your stomach and rip the leg you just ate out, then shove it down your throat over and over untill I get bored and toss you into the fire place.
❝ Omg… I’m so proud… scientifically, that wouldn’t work because by the time my stomach is cut open, I’d be DEAD. Unless you use anesthetics and/or make sure my lungs and heart are intact— ❞
I never said you had to be alive for me to shove your own leg down your throat again???????
❝ I thought we were siblings how can you threaten me like this… ❞
????didn't you just say you're proud of the threat????????????
❝ Yeah, but then my partner messaged me and reminded me not to patronize someone who could lowkey permanently cancel me from life. So I might be proud but like. I don’t wanna die bro. ❞
you have a partner??
❝ DID I SAY PARTNER? I meant future victim whose murder will go unsolved. He’s my platonic partner because romance might not be it but attempted murder charges are silly. ❞
we should play Roblox together
❝ Bet. ❞
