I sure do have a spine. (derogatory)
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I sure do have a spine. (derogatory)
*jingling the jester bells i obtained from the jesters i hunted &killed, but specifically bc im trying to reestablish traditional jester mating grounds as part of ongoing jester conservation efforts (so I can eventually return to hunting& slaughtering jesters for sport)*
Getting a choir to randomly shout out snarky insults to mimic a crowd of court jesters might help.
In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!
People love to ask if I'm enjoying my new job as a field archaeologist but then when I say "Yes very much, I excavated a children's grave today!" They have the audacity to look at me like I'm the weird one
It's always oh 😐 and never did you enjoy excavating the child grave? Excavating the child grave looked fun, I bet you found some nice pottery
A cat waking up from surgery
I am losing my shit
everyone trying to get me in the uber
My cat Nosse had tooth surgery, and had a very strong reaction to the drugs given so he was high as a kite for a lot longer than expected. Apparently he was so desperately cuddly for people that they put him around the neck of one of the nurses doing paperwork, and he just hung there for an hour, purring like a chainsaw, drooling on her shoulder.
Sometimes I still find my arms in prayer, praying to a god I don't belive in.
The future may always stay some what bittersweet. Yet, I am glad it isn't bitter
I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.
but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs
So can non-disabled people stop doing that thing where they act like it’s morally righteous to force yourself to work while you’re sick and assume taking sick days automatically equates to laziness. Any time now. That’d be great
The leader of the scout group I help out at approached me out of hours while I was walking to work to tell me that people have been talking behind my back because I missed more sessions than I attended this term (on account of having Covid twice) and was like “We all show up when we’re sick because we take responsibility” and I felt really shitty and guilty and cried the whole workday then I got home and told my mum and she was like “So they want you to throw up on the kids? That’s dodgy. They don’t even pay you. Stop going” and a wave of serenity hit me like a bus
Showing up to your own and others' detriment is almost never the right or good choice.
Sometimes you make it anyways, but that doesn't mean you should have to.
There were a few times, where half the workers were out sick at a job I had. Something like the flu or a cold went and hit a bunch of us, I assume it was transmitted via the air. If we went to work, and got the other half of the staff sick, then there would have been no workers.
A few of us, returned still suffering symptoms once we thought we weren't contagious though.
Admittedly, I'm not sure if I had the same thing as them because including me, only like 4 people lost their voice during that time. I couldn't be loud enough for my job for a week. After a few days, I could get whispers out, but I had a job where I already had trouble being heard without having my voice damaged by sickness, and it was a requirement to communicate. So I was out for a week, I wasn't the only one, and the other workers probably had a hell of a week. I felt a bit bad, but I couldn't do my job in that state. And even if I hadn't lost my voice, I was still sick, likely contagious, I felt like absulute shit. So I called out. Honestly it wasn't till I came back that anyone told me other had been out sick. The managers didn't try and pressure anyone to make it in despite knowing workloads were practically doubled for those who were left.
Admittedly, this was after covid so I might have been just lucky that my time there started after they were far more aware of people needing actually stay home sick. But I'll always be glad that they were reasonable about sick days.
Because I remember being in school and people being less reasonable about them. Like, you had more than like 8 sick days a year and you could fail the grade type of unreasonable. Well, unexcused absences. But I didn't have someone in my house with a car so I ever got to get doctor notes when I was sick. The only time my family considered bringing me to a hospital when I stayed home sick was because I had a fever of 104.? °F I've always had a lower than average body temp, as does the rest of my family, so our fevers start a bit earlier. It's like what 2 degrees above your average is a fever? Uh 98.6 to 100.4 is 1.8 I think. So yeah about 2 degrees reaches a low grade.
I'm usually at 97.4 ish so 104 is 6 degrees above my normal. Lol i can see why my family was worried now. Luckily with a whole lot of medicine my fever fell by like a degree or 2 in a day. I still had a fever for another day I two but I didn't have a severe one for very long.
God's I remember needing to note down my own sick days to keep count so I could pass the year. And I did go in sick more often to school than work. Because I had no way to get excused absences.
Then the covid years apparently school's partially had to ignore excessive absences due to the required time to stay out after having covid was like a week or so. Idk if they marked them as excused or what. But when over half a grade has more sickdays than allowed its kinda hard to just fail them all apparently lmao
Calling it, this is the fucking Information Age Collapse. Bronze Age Collapse 2.0. We have three or so generations of this shit while everything slowly breaks and then in 1k years archaeologists will be unearthing hard drives and cursing us for putting all our information in such shitty, easily degraded media instead of etching it into metal and stone like a sensible civilisation.
I wrote this before AI started flooding image search results and writing web pages. I expected the problem to be entirely physical (or at least when it was software, a matter of software incompatibility as software stopped being supported), in the future. Didn’t foresee us turning our own records to soup for no particular reason while we were still using them.
The first time someone told me about Dead Internet Theory i believed that it was at least a possibility, but then i looked it up and was surprised to learn that it is largely classed as a conspiracy theory.
But then i realized the “conspiracy” version of the theory was that the internet death was orchestrated by a single shadowy organization and not, just, everything breaking because every major tech company is independently making the same bad decisions.
You know how if you get a phone call from number you don’t recognize you just automatically assume it’s spam? And it’s not any 1 group’s fault, it’s the result of perverse structural incentives and lack of accountability?
Yeah well the internet is now like that too.
I think a lot of conspiracies can be charted up to “this crappy thing has emerged as a predictable result of what is and is not incentivised in general society” “yeah well it’s pretty weird that negative stuff just happens right? It must be ten times more frequent and orchestrated on purpose, probably by [group of people I don’t like]”
btw if you're on this site it is your duty to reblog any post that has been prophecied to reach 10k notes. let's all annoy op
#this post deserves #10k notes #perchance.
ehh no actuallly it does not
Unfortunately for you, Tumblr is a site where the opinion least regarded on deserves notes is the original poster, sooo
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well. it's been over a month and we're not even at 1k yet, so I think I'm safe. perhaps 😌
....nate I'm really sorry I laughed at you for having posts with thousands of notes. don't do this to me
I guess this isn’t common knowledge? So I guess I’ll put it here?
Very few popular posts blow up all at one time. Most of them will get waves of notes over time — like today I’m getting a bunch of notes on a post that first blew up several months ago. Every once in a while my notes spike and I have to go see which of my popular posts is making the rounds again.
And some don’t blow up at all for ages, and then get popular out of nowhere. Like, the original “this idiot hasn’t seen Goncharov” post was quietly circulating around Tumblr for years before the Goncharov “thing” happened. Never Gonna Give You Up was a perfectly ordinary 80s pop song from 1987 until 2006.
There is no time limit and there is no end. Random internet fame can strike anyone at any time for no reason at all. Don’t think you’re safe because a single month has passed.
you're right you're right I'm sorry, I was just hopeful it had been forgotten because the notes were mostly my mutuals, but that one's on me :')
Alas, we all gotta find out somehow.
RIP to your notes 😔
i am. learning this. the second goddamn original post i put on this hellsite :(
Let's blow up OP's notes with mama.
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times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
Boris "professional idiot" Johnson wanted to build an island airport in the immediate area.
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You weren't kidding they've been trying to get the masts off for 5 years and keep getting foiled because there's probably bombs leaking out of her
Fun fact: Doxing myself but I live in the blast zone if that thing ever goes up! It's even immortalised in a local artwork:
what a typical wednesday looks like
admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now
He may also take on Gander, or as it is a family name, Gaggle, to promote many.
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
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i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me