hehe

Just a memo of thoughts and some Art every once in a while.

[hehe471]

Thats what I call a good random pin combo XD

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[hehe471]

My french really is greatly limited, but its enough to tell that this post is epic XD

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[i-found-a-mushroom]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

[tumblebagel]

Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didn’t deserve

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[hehe471]

Found a little mushroom

[hehe471]

It would be a mixture between very cool/practical and very weird and disrupting, if we could grab both ways with our hands. The question would be, would we not have fingernails then, fingernails on both sides, ontop or like in-between the fingers?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[apathetic-revenant]

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

[poppetawoppet]

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

[colby-jac-cheese]

demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge

Roomba: >:3

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

[geocaprican]

It’s not just the jpegs we play with like dolls

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[semutamusic]

[lierdumoa]

I don't know what's going on in the above pic, but all the animal photography I've seen shows crocs walk on their hind legs in shallow water, or on all fours in really shallow water, never on their front legs with their body floating behind them.

[semutamusic]

seven year old me didn't quite consult with the academic community when i was pretending to be a croc in the pool

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[musicalsymphony]

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

[kalashnikool-deactivated2015051]

this is so nice

[captainparadisemary]

Never, ever, forget

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last text you sent is your motivational quote now, is it bad?

yes

no

keeping it

results

Voting ended onOct 16, 2025

[hehe471]

Frieda, Ida, Al Qaida and how is our 4th hen called again?

[macaedh]

what the fuck ethan

[kvothbloodless]

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

[pervocracy]

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

[maxknightley]

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

[squeeful]

1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword.  Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade.  Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.

This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords.  Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.

[optimysticals]

So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.

So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.

Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.

Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.

[hedwig-dordt]

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

[themarysue]

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

[redrosesshadowwolf]

Well I guess I have future plans I need to see come to fruition

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[hehe471]

What if actually theres a very tiny chance, like 0.1¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰ that a living being gets some kind of a dope superpower. But we just never actually realised cause it really can be ANY living being.

Like an ant that can read minds. Or a mayfly that has the power of telekinesis, just nobody saw it in its short life. Or a bird that can always find just the perfect rhyme and composes the most beautiful poems, but we don't understand.

[gloomybee]

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[citree]

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

[citree]

extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality

it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks

[wewetkes]

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

[citree]

OH NO…

BONE THEIF!!!

[antique-scarecrow]

this post is incredible! I’m in a tremendous amount of pain right now

[the-a-j-universe]

Aw, did you get your bones stolen by the bone horse?

[j0them0971]

Is the magnificent Bone Horse akin to the Kelpie? Just curious

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[hehe471]

Let's go on a carousel with my thoughts once again

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[potatosamm]

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[hehe471]

I often say "colon:", like when my friends say sth like "I have an idea" but just stop there, saying "colon" is a funny (slightly passive aggressive) way of asking them to continue or give examples