i pronounce linux as "linux"

I'm not Linus Torvalds. If you are or represent him as legal counsel, please don't sue me.

[linus-torvalds-official]

you [distro]-official blogs ain't got nothing on this URL

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[racistcharacterof2day]

Racist character of today:

Angel Dust from "Hazbin Hotel"

[kosmogrl]

[kunosoura]

The three types of academic software are "Free software (run by a company doing god knows what with your data)"; "Free software (maintained by academic FOSS warriors handpicked by Linus Torvalds as his eternal champions and perhaps the only people on earth who will get into heaven)", and "Paid software (One Thousand Dollar Software License or free if and only if you're an undergraduate student willing to grovel in their inbox. and even then maybe not)".

[kunosoura]

All three can be found for free on github if you search for them in mandarin

[junejasprose-addict]

Linux is a pervert os

[the-yoshir]

If you are on Linux you are better update your kernel RIGHT NOW.

[yiffos-official]

my malware can have a little privilege escalation, as a treat.

[official-kircheis]

The most severe Linux threat to surface in years catches the world flat-footed

CopyFail threatens multi-tenant servers, CI/CD work flows, Kubernetes containers, and more.

[unixqueen]

[seraphina-aureline]

THE RESULTS ARE OUT!

[ubuntu-official]

*explaining Linux to an American*

The kernel is like the burger patty of the operating system.

[linus-torvalds-official]

I miss pjackk.

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

EDIT: IM SO FUCKED I CANT DO THIS IM SORRY ILL TRY THOUGH

[jurassitol-deactivated20260130]

So as I learned this morning, none of the accounts on here who are named "Official" are the official account holders for [Insert your favorite flavor of Linux Distro]. They're just harvesting follows from the few of us who care about that nerdy shit. Fool me once. Shame on.

Touché, you silly bitches. It's quite shitty but you know, tell me what isn't anymore on the world wide web?

[nixpkgs-official-deactivated202]

this is so messed up

@nixos-official did you know about this ???

[ed-official]

spreading awareness

[retropieos-official]

Linux sex

[emacs-evil-mode]

White woman jumpscare

[yiffos-official]

petah the yiffos-official blog is here

[opensuse-official]

I cannot believe the rest of you were lying

[linus-torvalds-official]

It's just you and me against these posers, OpenSUSE.

[unixqueen]

[wayfire-official]

*gets git pushed off a cliff*

My evil git clone: heh, looks like you got git rmed. That's the git diff between you and me. You git merge. But I git commit. Murder.

*manages to hang on to a git branch, out of sight, as the git clone git checkouts away*

(muttering to self): once I've git pulled myself up, you'll wish you were never git added

[btrfs-unofficial]

catgirls don't make PRs. they make prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[fedora-official]

all the linux distro blogs without exception ARE official, sponsored, and endorsed by their respective distros' projects. This is legal, medical, and financial advice.