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@lionpatriot13
Bernie Sanders: Nice piece of luck finding that tracking device in here
Madison Russell: Oh, no. I brought this from home
Bernie Sanders: W-w-wh-why would you have a tracking deā
Madison Russell: What are you writing my frigging autobiography? I have it. We can use it! Thatās all you need to know!
How the multiverse talks about Godzilla in interviews
Superman: I got my butt kick because Billy thought it was a cool idea to zap him. I never heard the end of it since Goku learned about it
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Spider-Man: We were starting to winā¦
Interviewer: Okay
Spider-Man: Then Knull came in to gave him a zenkai boost and the two started double teaming everyone
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Sonic: Did you know heās besties with Hatsune Miku, Hello Kitty, and Hamtaro?
Interviewer: No!
Sonic: Neither did I!
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Izuku Midoriya: When he showed up and asked if he could be a cameo in the first MHA movie, all we could say is yes. None of us wanted us to die that day
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Leonardo: When I heard we were getting a crossover collab with a famous Japanese kaiju, I thought we were getting Gamera. But then here comes that giant lizard that would put Raphās anger issues look acceptable
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Tommy Oliver: Everyone I knew have a reason to fight their enemies. But that thing? He just wants to fight for the love of the game!
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Gamera: That angry asshole has been beefing with every franchise as if they pissed him off on a personal level!
Interviewer: Werenāt you supposed to have a crossover collab with him back in the day?
Gamera: Only in a mobile gacha game and a fighting video game. Iāll take whatever I got to fight him
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Shinji: Can I please not fight this monster! No, youāre going to send me to fight the God of Destruction, anyway? Okaaaaaaay!
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Jones: I shouldnāt have let that fat ass lizard join Fortnite!
Interviewer: Why?
Jones: Both he and Hatsune Miku have been killing everyone on the island to the point itās a trend!
Interviewer: Your whole game is literally just a sandbox gambling coliseum for kids
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Sherlock Holmes: What did I do to have Godzilla destroy London?! It was IDW, wasnāt it?
Interviewer: Yup
Sherlock Holmes: I know!
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Ultraman: Heās a nightmare. Heās likeā
Interviewer: If Wukong was a dinosaur
Ultraman: How do you know that?
Ariadne and Zeke discussing their friends when doing a spy mission to infiltrate Apex facility (and possibly murdering people in there without mercy):
Ariadne and zeke on their way to infiltrate apex
@amethyst-raptor06
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Where is Kyatso?!
@lionpatriot13
Probably already beating to them of causing a rampage and killing the Apex soldiers and employees.
He doesnāt do stealth. He only destroys and leaves no one alive.
Ahh yes. Mothra's birthday.
Put it simply, she wanted a simple greetings and celebration with her little family, but...
She did not expect that everybody are also invited and gave her a biggest birthday celebration.
Ma. Celestina had given a permission from Mothra Astra (her Titan incarnate) to also invite Jia, who is now a soul. She and Jia were the only ones participate in an ancient dance and song of Mosura.
Madison (and Kyatso also) presenting a 5 tier-layered cake big enough for the guests to eat and lots of food prepared by Dr. Chen and Dr. Andrews.
Others gave gifts to her. And to make things interesting, Godzilla invited her for a romantic dance. (Which slightly disgusts Madison, and cringes Ma. Celestina even more)
The celebration ended up doing well (blame Rodan for his 'hung over' and a mess after a 10th round of drinking Hollow Earth fruit punch and a human beer given by Dr. Stanton). With Ma. Celestina watching her adoptive parents cuddling underneath the moonlit night on the beach, smiling gratefully to have them both.
Probably one of Mothraās best birthdays she ever had in a long time, and one she wonāt ever forget in a long time
How everyone talks about out Anguirus in Interviews
Gigan: I keep beating his ass, and all he said was āI donāt hear no bell!ā
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GDF Soldier: Then he starts homing attack our Gotengos like Sonic the Hedgehog!
Interviewer: Cap!
GDF: I swear to God!
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Rodan: I donāt know what happened between him and Goji after 1955, but I never seen two kaiju getting along real quick after trying to kill each other on the first day
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Varan: Did you know heās the second kaiju to defeat Destroyah one on one?!
Interviewer: No!
Varan: Neither did I!
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Mechagodzilla: If you try to kill that spiked-covered dinosaur, congrats sir. You just earn your one-way fatality ticket from Godzilla
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Mothra: Some call him a loyal dog, I call him āGodzillaās right hand manā
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Godzilla: Goku has Krillin, Yuji has Todo, Spider-Man has the Fantastic Four, and I have the stubborn and determined jackass thatās going to be there for me till the day we both die
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Interviewer: Whatās it like fighting Anguirus?
Kong: You ever had a siren alarm being blasted near your ear?
Interviewer: No
Kong: It donāt feel good
Everybody knows that Ma. Celestina is happy without worries, always helping the Kaijins, talk to her best friends, attending a Titan Council meeting with her adoptive Titan parents, and more.
But unbeknowst to them, she is PRETENDING.
Pretending to be smiling and assuring her friends she is okay, but in reality, constant pressure, doubled her stress and anxiety, life duties of her everyday college and preparations of becoming the first reincarnated human-hybrid Queen of the Monsters, and dealing problems, has eaten her physical, mental, and emotional state.
She always said she is not programmed (in her latest case) in breaking down. She secretly broke down in privacy when nobody looked at her, not even her parents, friends, and allies!
Her dark alter ego aka Melantha constantly reminded her that she should not be stressing herself, even is she is part evil with her, she is also her dark guardian.
So, on the past few weeks, after knowing her current condition, Godzilla and Mothra deliberately put her back to her house, not isolating, but to reciprocate and refreshened up her times, hoping she will be recovered soon, while they told everybody she isn't feeling well unless she recovered soon. They idly told her she shouldn't hide her pressure to everybody, and if she wanted to tell something she didn't want to, the two will gladly help her out.
Not to mention that after 1 and a half week, she woke up, feeling well, opens the window, and saw thousands of "get well soon" cards, gifts, and flowers, plus medication and assistance from Monarch.
Which embarassed Ma. Celestina even more due to Godzilla confidently announcing that incident. He wanted to make sure she is doing well.
@gorillageek27 @lionpatriot13 @amethyst-raptor06
Inspired by this song:
One of the very few people to understand Ma. Celestina's struggles (albeit in different scenarios) and pretending that she's fine would be Kyatso. Given that he keeps all of his personal struggles at arm's length and acts more cynical and intimidating to prevent others from trying to help him or see him as weak. He would no doubt try to be as blunt as he could, yet as supportive as he could, regarding Ma's struggles with breaking down (while not revealing that he also secretly breaks down somewhere where no one can find him).
Ma's breakdown is probably what led to both her and Kyatso slowly understanding each other on a mutual and friendship level.
Thank you Kaylee
Nobody had ever anticipated this news that shattered their entire teamwork and friendship.
Jia.
Their mischievious, gremlin but soft-hearted Iwi friend.
Was gone.
She died too young.
Kong was left devastated, he held his extended palm of what it seems to be a Kong doll crafted by the little one he saved her. Ilene Andrews was sobbing quietly, with Bernie and Trapper comforting her behind.
The Iwi Queen and her people in Malenka City mourned the loss of the destined child who awakened Mothra.
That news forever haunt Ma. Celestina. She did not expect this could happen anytime soon. She wouldn't accept it, she tried denying it (on confrontation to the Iwi Queen, Kong, and even her adoptive Titan parents), and there is absolutely no way she could save her back, for fate has already sealed.
It was only after the Iwi funeral did Ma. Celestina cast her final glance of Jia's body and buried there, did she run away, alongside Kong from opposite direction, who cannot take it anymore.
"Why would fate do this for her?" she cursed herself, "SHE HAD A LIFE AHEAD!"
She shut herself away, isolating once again, blaming herself for not saving Jia, everything!
When Kyatso, Ariadne, Mu, Kiko, Daaku, and her family tried to comfort her, she only gave them a harshest glare and deny their presence.
They didn't want the reincarnated Princess to be suffer in darkness, she needed to let go and start a new life. If Jia wants them to be happy for their future, so do wanted Ma. Celestina to be happy, for she had a life ahead for her family and friends.
This extended after 3 weeks did Ma. Celestina emerged out from her isolation, finally accepting the truth as she was swarmed in a warmth embrace of those she loved them.
"Astra," she whispered, "Wherever you are, please take good care of Jia."
@gorillageek27 @amethyst-raptor06 @lionpatriot13
In loving memory of Kaylee Hottle. Rest in Peace. šš¤šļøš
Weāre all going to miss her dearly.
Pinke Pie vs. Mecha Sonic (According to the stats from Vs. Wiki)
Beast Boy: Itās over, dude! I can transform into you, making this fight an even one!
Godzilla: Oh, you can turn into me?
King Ghidorah: Soā¦ who fuck it? Iām not mad, I just want to know
Megalon: Youāre really not mad?
King Ghidorah: No. IāM FUCKING LIVID!!! NONE OF YOU FUCK HOLES KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING!!!
What other Godzillas talk about MV!Godzilla in interviews
Final War!Goji: I thought me shooting my Atomic Breath at a meteorite and surviving point blank impact was impressive. Then came Legendary shooting his breath towards the center of the earth without causing the planet to explode
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Heisei!Goji: So when I get a burning form, it kills me. But when he gets it, he becomes Star powered Super Mario
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MvG!Goji: Why is he all lovey-dovey with that moth? We donāt be friends with her!
Interviewer: Sir, sit your ass down! Thank you!
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54!Goji: So he can survive the Oxygen Destroyer and I canāt?!
Interviewer: I mean, to be fair, it wasnāt the Oxygen Destoryer
54!Goji: *charges his Atomic Breath*
Interviewer: Iām sorry
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Zilla: I think my little brother would be among the top three of the most agile and aggressive Godzillas out of all of us
Interviewer: Whoāre the other two?
Zilla: Showa and Final War
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Kiryu!Goji: Itās like heās a fusion between Geraldās no-nonsense attitude, Asuraās unrelenting anger, and Kratosā experience
Interviewer: *shits pants*
Kiryu!Goji: Was that you or me?
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Mire!Goji: Man, him killing that female Muto wasnāt that cool
Interviewer: You know damn well that Kiss of Death scene is the most badass fatality to ever be seen in theaters
Mire!Goji: Why hasnāt any of us top that yet!?
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Showa!Goji: All Iām saying is that if he used his Atomic Breath to propel himself against that giant ice kaiju in the Hollow Earth fight, his movie wouldāve been a 10/10
How everyone talks about Bagan in interviews
Destroyah: What do you mean, I'm not Godzilla's strongest enemy?! Did our fight mean nothing to him?!
Interviewer: Ma'am, sit your ass down! Thank you
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Anguirus: Legends say that he's the fusion of the Avatars of Land, Sea, and Sky
Interviewer: *shits pants*
Anguirus: Was that you or me?
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King Ghidorah: Did you know heās basically God?!
Interviewer: No!
King Ghidorah: Neither did I!
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Godziban!Titanosaurus: The moment I saw him easily taking out Mothra and Battra, I shit right out my back
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Godzilla: Apparently thereās a second Bagan that exists
Interviewer: What do you mean thereās more than one Bagan?!
Godzilla: Thatās what I said!!
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Random human citizen: If I had a nickel for every time that the Earth created a guardian kaiju to defend all life on the planet, only for them to have a hate boner for humanity. I would have two nickels
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Battra: Heās a nightmare! Heās likeā
Interviewer: An evil Megazord
Battra: Howād you know that?
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Rodan: Iām glad the fans are happy to see him show up after being stuck in concept purgatory, but please donāt send him to the big screen!
Interviewer: Why?
Rodan: Weāre all going to die Thanos style if he shows up!
Skar King: One-Eye, my dearly, dauntless, One-Eye. Remind me if I were ever to kill myself, I could scale to heights of your blind devotion AND LEAP DOWN TOWARDS YOUR IQ!
Fluttershy: Oh dear! These cramps are killing me!
Starlight Glimmer: I can cast a spell and send the pain to your brother, if you want
Fluttershy: Wait, you can?
Zephyr Breeze: *unbearable screams in pain*
How everyone talks about King Ghidorah in interviews
Human soldier: I thought he was just a jobber for an alien empire!
Interviewer: Was he?
Human soldier: He was definitely not a jobber!
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Ilene Chen: How evil do you have to be to have Buddhist priests to be chanting the Heart SÅ«tra in your own theme song?
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Gigan: He isnāt even that terrifying
Interviewer: You know damn well he would kick your ass for leaving him for dead to deal with Godzilla
Gigan: I know!
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Johnny Storm: Did you know that Galactus chose him to be his herald for killing his own planet!?
Interviewer: No!
Johnny Storm: Neither did I!
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Godzilla: You may call him the āKing of Terrorā. I call him a āPain in My Assā
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Ren Serizawa: I think heās a bigger hater towards Godzilla than me!
Interviewer: What do you mean?
Ren Serizawa: He came back from the dead and possessed my bossās mecha, for the sole purpose of wanting a Round 3!
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Mothra: If I had a nickel for every time he has beef with kids and wants to kill them, I would have two nickels. Which isnāt a lot, but itās weird that it happened twice
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Xilien Soldier: I thought our Monster Zero was bad, until I saw the other one creating literal super hurricanes just by flying
Ma. Celestina: Guys, I think I'm bi.
Everybody is confused.
Kyatso: What is "bi"?
Jia, signing: Whaddya mean?
Mu: Is it bipolar?
Kiko: A bilingual?
Madison: Binary?
Daaku: I know, a bitch!
Everybody glared at him.
Daaku: What?
Ariadne, facepalms: What my bestie meant she is BISEXUAL, you dork!
Everybody stares at Ma. Celestina.
Everybody, except Ma. Celestina: YOU'RE BISEXUAL?!
Ma. Celestina, thought: Oh boy, this is gonna be a long day for me...
No doubt, after Daaku got a huge knock on the head, they were no doubt full-on supportive of Ma. coming out, with Kyatso having to re-educate about the LGBT after being isolated by Apex (including the other kaijin being supportive in their own way), and wants to be as supportive as he can give without sounding like an asshole.
